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Post by AgeOfEnlightenmentSCP on Nov 22, 2013 11:42:47 GMT -5

Or at least breast licensing- maybe breast registration?

At the very least we need to ban assault breasts. No normal average woman needs breasts over a certain size.

gopthedailydose.com/2013/01/04/another-weapon-the-democrats-will-want-to-ban-woman-arrested-after-trying-to-kill-her-boyfriend-with-her-large-breast/

A man claims he was nearly killed after his girlfriend choked him with her
over sized chest, according to court proceedings.

A high-flying lawyer fled
in terror naked after his girlfriend used her 38DDs in an attempt to kill him, a
German court has heard.

Tim Schmidt, 30, said his girlfriend, Franziska Hansen, 33, mounted her
assault while they were having sex because she was jealous of his successful
career.

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NomoreDramaQ1015 Community Leader Joined: Dec 20, 2010 14:26:32 GMT -5 Posts: 48,368	We Need Breast Control Nov 22, 2013 11:44:15 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Nov 22, 2013 11:44:15 GMT -5 Motorboating gone wrong!
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AgeOfEnlightenmentSCP Distinguished Associate Joined: Dec 21, 2010 11:59:07 GMT -5 Posts: 31,709 Favorite Drink: Sweetwater 420	We Need Breast Control Nov 22, 2013 11:54:06 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AgeOfEnlightenmentSCP on Nov 22, 2013 11:54:06 GMT -5 Nov 22, 2013 11:44:15 GMT -5 NomoreDramaQ1015 said: Motorboating gone wrong! I was gonna say- another gay lawyer. But I'm not sure that doesn't violate the CoC somehow...
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We Need Breast Control Nov 22, 2013 12:29:58 GMT -5

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Post by Opti on Nov 22, 2013 12:29:58 GMT -5

I guess some people really do sit around trying to make things
that have nothing to do with politics, political. (And it happened
in Germany... )

I think we are missing several threads then. Stilettos, finding
a way to outlaw AIDS as weapon, etc.

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A high-flying lawyer fled
in terror naked after his girlfriend used her 38DDs in an attempt to kill him, a
German court has heard.

Pfffft. Amateur.

I was bigger than that before the reduction surgery.

And dude is a wussy. A real man would have corralled those, no problem.

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We Need Breast Control Nov 22, 2013 14:24:47 GMT -5

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Nov 22, 2013 14:00:25 GMT -5 busymom said:

So, how does this apply to the "conceal & carry" laws?

(BTW, if he could be strangled by 38DD's, he must be a small man...)

I will innocently presume you are speaking of his neck size...

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Nov 22, 2013 11:42:47 GMT -5 AgeOfEnlightenmentSCP said:

Or at least breast licensing- maybe breast registration?

At the very least we need to ban assault breasts. No normal average woman needs breasts over a certain size.

gopthedailydose.com/2013/01/04/another-weapon-the-democrats-will-want-to-ban-woman-arrested-after-trying-to-kill-her-boyfriend-with-her-large-breast/

A man claims he was nearly killed after his girlfriend choked him with her
over sized chest, according to court proceedings.

A high-flying lawyer fled
in terror naked after his girlfriend used her 38DDs in an attempt to kill him, a
German court has heard.

Tim Schmidt, 30, said his girlfriend, Franziska Hansen, 33, mounted her
assault while they were having sex because she was jealous of his successful
career.

You can institute an instant background check of any woman over a certain size, or maybe one sexual encounter per month.

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