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Post by Apple on Nov 15, 2013 2:40:26 GMT -5
That if I ever leave the boards, you will make up an interesting story if someone ever notices and asks "what happened to apple"?
None of that "oh, she got busted at work and warned by her supervisor" crap. Or "she got mad at so-and-so for disagreeing with her about who has the best peanut butter/chocolate combo recipe that she erased her account". Or "she took her ball and went home". I want a dramatic exit, full of mystery and intrigue and "I wonder if anyone will ever hear from her again" suspense (not that I'm the draw, just the fanatical story).
So, some starter ideas...
She ran away with Joe, the head fryer at McDonalds and is now living the dream (and trying to figure out where the nuggets are on a chicken).
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She blew all her money on travel and can no longer afford her internet bill.
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She was kidnapped by a gang of Albanian dock workers and is being held for ransom, but nobody finds her worth paying for.
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She has decided to dedicate her life to finding the lost tribes of (insert country here).
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She won the lottery and is now living in Ireland and is too busy listening to stories at the pub to be online.
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She got picked up as a photographer for National Geographic so you'll never see her again (but you'll see her pics in some nice, magazine-glossy glory).
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She was never quite the same after "the surgery".
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She was mugged in Las Vegas, suffered amnesia, and is now working the corner of 10th and Destiny Avenue (someone who has actually been to Vegas should come up with the street names...)
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Her dog got overly rambunctious one night and thunked her enormously thick skull (the dog's, not mine) against her neck, breaking it, and now she is in a coma.
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She got shocked at work and no longer has fingers to type with.
Anyway, do we have a deal?!
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Post by Jaguar on Nov 15, 2013 2:42:30 GMT -5
Oh apple hon, your priceless, really you are.
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Post by Apple on Nov 15, 2013 2:43:07 GMT -5
Oh, and if anyone really does think they have a better pb and chocolate recipe, please post it, I love me some pb and chocolate! I promise I won't be able to ever pick a favorite so wouldn't be able to leave over that argument
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Post by Jaguar on Nov 15, 2013 2:44:20 GMT -5
yup your priceless.
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Post by Apple on Nov 15, 2013 2:46:56 GMT -5
Ha! Maybe I should change that from "not worth paying for" to "can't afford me" And thanks
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Nov 15, 2013 2:53:36 GMT -5
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Post by Apple on Nov 15, 2013 2:57:14 GMT -5
Some of those look so good! Guess who just bought several more jars of pb recently... I even put pb and chocolate on my ice cream.
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Nov 15, 2013 3:01:41 GMT -5
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Post by GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl on Nov 15, 2013 7:44:46 GMT -5
Apple who?
;-). :-)~
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Post by GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl on Nov 15, 2013 7:57:59 GMT -5
Aren't you building a log cabin somewhere?
We could have you living in God's country, off the grid, growing pot for Copperboxes, and staying far away from that known narc, PPB. Your neighbors are Shasta and Lone. Your dealers are Phil and Blue. Tenn, Wyouser, GG, Patience, Zib, and Shooby are regular customers. Archie and Malarky will keep bugging you for growing tips and seeds. Beer, CL, MM, TT and Meghan will periodically drop by for concert "supplies".
HoneyBBQ and Mich will keep us all updated from occasional run ins with you at various photography exhibits. The rest of us will all look on in envy as you truly live the YM life.
Except Virgil. He'll simply be appalled that you are engaged in illegal horticulture.
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Post by thyme4change on Nov 15, 2013 9:28:01 GMT -5
I have cut down significantly, and I'm not sure anyone even noticed. And if they did, can you let me know if there was a cool story about me leaving?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2013 9:31:00 GMT -5
Looks like apple is pretty good at coming up with stories. Maybe she can come up with something for you!
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Post by GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl on Nov 15, 2013 10:15:12 GMT -5
I have cut down significantly, and I'm not sure anyone even noticed. And if they did, can you let me know if there was a cool story about me leaving? Oh. We assumed you were Apple's Mexican mule and didn't want to blow your cover as a suburban Arizona wife and mother so we all looked the other way when your posting dropped off while you were crawling through the secret tunnel in your basement.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Nov 15, 2013 10:18:48 GMT -5
I have cut down significantly, and I'm not sure anyone even noticed. And if they did, can you let me know if there was a cool story about me leaving? You hit the lottery, got heavily involved with male hookers and blow, and became Lindsay Lohan's roomie in rehab.
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Nov 15, 2013 10:19:59 GMT -5
Bought a tank from US Army and moved to Alaska to become a Doomsday Prepper.
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Post by Otto the Orange on Nov 15, 2013 10:31:24 GMT -5
I heard apple got squashed by sluggo
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Post by NoNamePerson on Nov 15, 2013 10:35:24 GMT -5
Some one slipped up at home and gave Apple to a hot hunk of a teacher - do I need to go on?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2013 10:39:21 GMT -5
I have cut down significantly, and I'm not sure anyone even noticed. And if they did, can you let me know if there was a cool story about me leaving? Oh I noticed but saw you just made up for it with real estate porn. Looks like you want to head to the beach for a while.
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Post by NoNamePerson on Nov 15, 2013 10:41:19 GMT -5
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Post by swamp on Nov 15, 2013 10:42:00 GMT -5
I have cut down significantly, and I'm not sure anyone even noticed. And if they did, can you let me know if there was a cool story about me leaving? I've missed you horribly. Oh, wait, I'm just saying that because you and I have been up in Canada orchestrating a large shipment of hydroponic weed to the states.
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Post by Abby Normal on Nov 15, 2013 12:34:24 GMT -5
I read that as "She got picked up BY a photographer for National Geographic" and therefor when I got to the last part I thought you were referencing oh natural pictures of your lady bits.
I think my story is better.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2013 12:57:02 GMT -5
I feel like something is missing from yesterday. This thread seems familiar, but not quite it..
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Post by swamp on Nov 15, 2013 12:59:28 GMT -5
I feel like something is missing from yesterday. This thread seems familiar, but not quite it.. I didn't see it, but it was addressed previously.
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Post by Apple on Nov 15, 2013 13:17:12 GMT -5
Some one slipped up at home and gave Apple to a hot hunk of a teacher - do I need to go on? Need? No. Should? Absolutely!
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Post by Apple on Nov 15, 2013 13:18:57 GMT -5
Aren't you building a log cabin somewhere? We could have you living in God's country, off the grid, growing pot for Copperboxes, and staying far away from that known narc, PPB. Your neighbors are Shasta and Lone. Your dealers are Phil and Blue. Tenn, Wyouser, GG, Patience, Zib, and Shooby are regular customers. Archie and Malarky will keep bugging you for growing tips and seeds. Beer, CL, MM, TT and Meghan will periodically drop by for concert "supplies". HoneyBBQ and Mich will keep us all updated from occasional run ins with you at various photography exhibits. The rest of us will all look on in envy as you truly live the YM life. Except Virgil. He'll simply be appalled that you are engaged in illegal horticulture. Hmmm, I haven't tried pot, but I know a few people who are pretty good at growing it. I should make this my "plan B" for retirement...
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Post by Apple on Nov 15, 2013 13:20:25 GMT -5
I have cut down significantly, and I'm not sure anyone even noticed. And if they did, can you let me know if there was a cool story about me leaving? I haven't been around a ton either, but if you leave, we can have it be a spy thing to tie in with the Pink Panther image...
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Post by Apple on Nov 15, 2013 13:22:04 GMT -5
Bought a tank from US Army and moved to Alaska to become a Doomsday Prepper. I can can! And dehydrate! And like guns! I could totally pull off the Prepper deal... But, what I really want is a crane body, from the 1930s, so I can turn it into a reading room. But the guys refuse to steal it for me. I need minions!
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Post by Apple on Nov 15, 2013 13:24:15 GMT -5
I read that as "She got picked up BY a photographer for National Geographic" and therefor when I got to the last part I thought you were referencing oh natural pictures of your lady bits. I think my story is better. Me too. I either need to lose weight to be more attractive to the masses, or gain a ton so I can be a super(sized)star for the fat fetish guys. Decisions, decisions...
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Nov 15, 2013 13:24:23 GMT -5
I think you have to go to EE to get minions.
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Post by Apple on Nov 15, 2013 13:25:21 GMT -5
I feel like something is missing from yesterday. This thread seems familiar, but not quite it.. I didn't see it, but it was addressed previously. So, did the big one get erased? Or was there another one? Nevermind, I don't think I want to know.
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