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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2013 12:06:46 GMT -5
My favourite was a woman that dressed like a baby with onesy pj's and a bald cap. She added a crown and a septre. She was Prince George.  |
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Post by raeoflyte on Nov 1, 2013 12:07:09 GMT -5
My old boss dressed up as caveman. His tunic was about as short as the dad who wore the short shorts to embarrass his daughter. And no, he didn't wear any pants with it.  |
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Post by kittensaver on Nov 1, 2013 12:08:22 GMT -5
I saw one young thing in our building dressed as a bottle of sriracha sauce. In and of itself that is not inappropriate, but she made the costume out of a bright red apron with the brand label on the front (I assume a promotional gift from the company?) and added very little else to the apron to cover herself (a lower back, but that's about all  ). |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2013 12:15:36 GMT -5
 Always a crowd pleaser. |
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Post by Spellbound454 on Nov 1, 2013 12:17:34 GMT -5
Yes, I went to a party and a guy walked in as jesus. He was dragging a huge cross that he had made, crown of thorns...the lot |
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Nov 1, 2013 12:24:25 GMT -5
I did not, but our local radio station took a call from a woman this morning, complaining she had to go to a party with a friend who decided to dress as Miley Cyrus (from the VMA Awards show). The problem? The friend outweighed Miley by about 150 pounds. The caller wanted to know if there was anything she could have said to her friend to let her know if the outfit was inappropriate. And...I'll let you guys have this one. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2013 12:31:42 GMT -5
I did not, but our local radio station took a call from a woman this morning, complaining she had to go to a party with a friend who decided to dress as Miley Cyrus (from the VMA Awards show). The problem? The friend outweighed Miley by about 150 pounds. The caller wanted to know if there was anything she could have said to her friend to let her know if the outfit was inappropriate. And...I'll let you guys have this one. Local radio station? Ya, that "friend" knows now. |
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Post by Miss Tequila on Nov 1, 2013 12:34:20 GMT -5
I did not, but our local radio station took a call from a woman this morning, complaining she had to go to a party with a friend who decided to dress as Miley Cyrus (from the VMA Awards show). The problem? The friend outweighed Miley by about 150 pounds. The caller wanted to know if there was anything she could have said to her friend to let her know if the outfit was inappropriate. And...I'll let you guys have this one. Sweet Jesus, I would have had to bail on teh party...yuck!! |
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Post by gooddecisions on Nov 1, 2013 12:35:54 GMT -5
My friend wore a pink body suit, pink tutu and a horse head. She was SJ Parker. So wrong, so wrong but so funny.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2013 12:41:53 GMT -5
as i got my morning cup of joe at DD, i will try to describe what i saw
approx 40'ish woman in a very short, very tight skirt
a top that left little to the imagination (cleavage was falling out everywhere)
fishnet stockings
and at least 5 inch heels
hair frizzed up and at least a can of hairspray was used in the getup
makeup painted on so thick not sure what the true complexion was like
she put the "ho" in Halloween
i couldnt stop staring......i tried, but it was like....really?
hellava way to start your day at 7am before the caffeine kicks in
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Post by Miss Tequila on Nov 1, 2013 12:45:33 GMT -5
as i got my morning cup of joe at DD, i will try to describe what i saw approx 40'ish woman in a very short, very tight skirt a top that left little to the imagination (cleavage was falling out everywhere) fishnet stockings and at least 5 inch heels hair frizzed up and at least a can of hairspray was used in the getup makeup painted on so thick not sure what the true complexion was like she put the "ho" in Halloween i couldnt stop staring......i tried, but it was like....really? hellava way to start your day at 7am before the caffeine kicks in My mommy said I looked pretty  |
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Post by swamp on Nov 1, 2013 12:45:34 GMT -5
as i got my morning cup of joe at DD, i will try to describe what i saw approx 40'ish woman in a very short, very tight skirt a top that left little to the imagination (cleavage was falling out everywhere) fishnet stockings and at least 5 inch heels hair frizzed up and at least a can of hairspray was used in the getup makeup painted on so thick not sure what the true complexion was like she put the "ho" in Halloween i couldnt stop staring......i tried, but it was like....really? hellava way to start your day at 7am before the caffeine kicks in That was Miss Tequila and that's what she wears to work.  |
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Nov 1, 2013 12:45:59 GMT -5
Sheesh, that's it? Nothing helpful, like, "Sweetie, I know you want to look like Miley, but honestly, it's more like LaTisha from Wal-Mart." or "I've heard of muffin tops, but not a six-pack's worth. Dayum!" or ""You DO realize if you decided to twerk Robin Thicke, they'd arrest you for indecent exposure AND environmental pollution, right?"  |
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Post by Miss Tequila on Nov 1, 2013 12:47:05 GMT -5
as i got my morning cup of joe at DD, i will try to describe what i saw approx 40'ish woman in a very short, very tight skirt a top that left little to the imagination (cleavage was falling out everywhere) fishnet stockings and at least 5 inch heels hair frizzed up and at least a can of hairspray was used in the getup makeup painted on so thick not sure what the true complexion was like she put the "ho" in Halloween i couldnt stop staring......i tried, but it was like....really? hellava way to start your day at 7am before the caffeine kicks in That was Miss Tequila and that's what she wears to work. LOL! I posted right above you... |
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Post by alabamagal on Nov 1, 2013 12:48:08 GMT -5
Always a crowd pleaser. It's all about the wearer, not the costume. That guy definitely a crowd pleaser. Others might make a crowd puke. |
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Post by cronewitch on Nov 1, 2013 13:02:01 GMT -5
Always a crowd pleaser. It's all about the wearer, not the costume. That guy definitely a crowd pleaser. Others might make a crowd puke. Makes me want to open the box to see if it is a sausage pizza. |
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Nov 1, 2013 13:39:51 GMT -5
Years ago when I was working at SunBank we were encouraged to dress up for Halloween. And there was this guy who was very "different" that came to work dressed as a baby. He was wearing a freaking diaper and everything. It was so embarrassing and awkward that everybody was whispering about it. He was a Personal Banker (meaning he dealt with customers all day opening and closing accounts and stuff). It was hilarious and oh so odd at the same time! He had the pacifier and the baby bonnet but this guy had NO business in a diaper. WTE is wrong with people? Of course I said "Your wife let you leave the house in that?!" I'm shy like that. I think they made him go home and put some pants on but I can't remember. |
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Post by Miss Tequila on Nov 1, 2013 14:15:47 GMT -5
Years ago when I was working at SunBank we were encouraged to dress up for Halloween. And there was this guy who was very "different" that came to work dressed as a baby. He was wearing a freaking diaper and everything. It was so embarrassing and awkward that everybody was whispering about it. He was a Personal Banker (meaning he dealt with customers all day opening and closing accounts and stuff). It was hilarious and oh so odd at the same time! He had the pacifier and the baby bonnet but this guy had NO business in a diaper. WTE is wrong with people? Of course I said "Your wife let you leave the house in that?!" I'm shy like that. I think they made him go home and put some pants on but I can't remember. LMAO!!! |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2013 17:15:08 GMT -5
It's all about the wearer, not the costume. That guy definitely a crowd pleaser. Others might make a crowd puke. Makes me want to open the box to see if it is a sausage pizza. Surveys indicate that the most popular variety of pizza is pepperoni. |
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Post by cronewitch on Nov 1, 2013 17:48:45 GMT -5
A pepperoni is a nice big sausage before it is sliced.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2013 18:13:15 GMT -5
A pepperoni is a nice big sausage before it is sliced. Crone! |
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Post by Miss Tequila on Nov 1, 2013 19:26:15 GMT -5
A pepperoni is a nice big sausage before it is sliced. So...who is ordering the Lorena Bobbit special?? |
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Nov 1, 2013 19:53:41 GMT -5
A pepperoni is a nice big sausage before it is sliced. So...who is ordering the Lorena Bobbit special?? The lady who was "40'ish in a very short, very tight skirt a top that left little to the imagination (cleavage was falling out everywhere) fishnet stockings and at least 5 inch heels hair frizzed up and at least a can of hairspray was used in the getup makeup painted on so thick not sure what the true complexion was like she put the "ho" in Halloween"  |
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Post by happyscooter on Nov 2, 2013 6:53:12 GMT -5
the guy needs to hit the tanning bed. naked.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 2, 2013 7:55:16 GMT -5
We had the option to wear a costume to work yesterday and one lady dressed up as a teacher, which basically consisted of a skirt that was so tight you could read what the tag said THROUGH the skirt, a low cut blouse, and holding a ruler. It was possibly the most awesome costume I've ever seen. what teacher did you have that ever looked like that? |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 2, 2013 12:13:10 GMT -5
Does the wife know that your fantasy gal is a hot teacher?
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