Would you eat bad chicken

[tloonya]

Customer is calling complaining about that she bought my Amish chicken and it stunk!
She however boiled it and ate it. Saturday she said she felt sick all day.
Today she had decided to call me.

She said my chickens aren't cheap. And when she got it - she had opened pack with gizzards and liver etc. and it stunk! So she boiled it anyway. Water looked muddy. However she ate it.

I was kind of sorry for her at the beginning of conversation. But after she said she ate it I was like....you are an idiot! And I hung up on her...

[8 Bit WWBG]

There are MANY degrees of "bad".  Are we talking "the smell is gone after a quick rinse" or are we talking "the package was inflated like a balloon"?

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Oct 14, 2013 14:24:48 GMT -5 tloonya said:

Customer is calling complaining about that she bought my Amish chicken and it stunk!
She however boiled it and ate it. Saturday she said she felt sick all day.
Today she had decided to call me.

She said my chickens aren't cheap. And when she got it - she had opened pack with gizzards and liver etc. and it stunk! So she boiled it anyway. Water looked muddy. However she ate it.

I was kind of sorry for her at the beginning of conversation. But after she said she ate it I was like....you are an idiot! And I hung up on her...

ROFL.  

You eat it, you bought it.   Tell her if she can produce the resulting sickness, from either end, you will refund her 100%.

[tloonya]

Oct 14, 2013 14:26:22 GMT -5 8 Bit WWBG said:

There are MANY degrees of "bad".  Are we talking "the smell is gone after a quick rinse" or are we talking "the package was inflated like a balloon"?

My chickens afre always fresh because you know, my husband runnning to get them almost daily, sometimes they get delivered, however its super good chickens. V eggie fed, roaming free, no hormons administered...the only quality is missing is 'glutten free'...
So, I am proud of my chickens!
However I am not saying goping bad is impossible...
Once my young customer, lovely drunk, called me to tell me that chicken was bad. I said impossible, he said to be honest I forgot it in the car and when wife asked he ran and he took them out of the car (this summer, 90 degree) - they were bad! I said the same thing...you arfe an idiot! We are still friends....

[8 Bit WWBG]

Do you also include a prospectus on each chicken's origins, pedigree, and life experience with the sale?

[Chocolate Lover]

I won't eat it and have been known to take it right back to the store if it was recently purchased and not some I'd pulled out of the freezer.

[tloonya]

Oct 14, 2013 14:39:14 GMT -5 8 Bit WWBG said:

Do you also include a prospectus on each chicken's origins, pedigree, and life experience with the sale?

Sure, of course! Each bird comes with certificate of health prior to death and letter of recomendation to the slaughter house (or whatever those fun places called).

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abattoir

[8 Bit WWBG]

Man, those chickens have better references than *I* do!

[imawino]

I'd eat some bad chicken right now.  I need an easy weight loss program before the holidays. 

[NancysSummerSip]

Would I eat bad chicken? Depends on how bad it's been. If we're talking about a Breaking Bad kind of chicken (cooking meth, shooting other chickens, wandering around the coop in a pair of tiny tighty whities), then maybe not so much.

If we're talking bad chicken as in it just stayed out past curfew and had a few too many Barnyard Ales, that's different. I understand a little bit of badness.

[imawino]

Oct 14, 2013 15:54:30 GMT -5 @missmargarita said:

Oct 14, 2013 15:21:52 GMT -5 imawino said:

I'd eat some bad chicken right now.  I need an easy weight loss program before the holidays. 

You'd probably be better off just cooking up some meth in your kitchen...

LOL.  Do you have your recipe posted on Pinterest?  I lost mine. 

[Deleted]

Thank you one and all!  I was having a really bad day and then y'all almost made me spew Sauvignon Blanc on my monitor.

There was a time I would doubt anyone could be stupid enough to cook and eat bad chicken but I'm increasingly sure that human intelligence is an oxymoron.

[tskeeter]

Oct 14, 2013 16:47:04 GMT -5 @donethat said:

Thank you one and all!  I was having a really bad day and then y'all almost made me spew Sauvignon Blanc on my monitor.

There was a time I would doubt anyone could be stupid enough to cook and eat bad chicken but I'm increasingly sure that human intelligence is an oxymoron.

Donethat, as you mature, you will become absolutely positive that human intelligence is an oxymoron.  And those who claim to be of high intelligence are usually morons.

[tskeeter]

Oct 14, 2013 14:24:48 GMT -5 tloonya said:

Customer is calling complaining about that she bought my Amish chicken and it stunk!
She however boiled it and ate it. Saturday she said she felt sick all day.
Today she had decided to call me.

She said my chickens aren't cheap. And when she got it - she had opened pack with gizzards and liver etc. and it stunk! So she boiled it anyway. Water looked muddy. However she ate it.

I was kind of sorry for her at the beginning of conversation. But after she said she ate it I was like....you are an idiot! And I hung up on her...

Did she forget to tell you that she bought the chicken an month ago last Tuesday?  And that she had a "senior moment" and has been storing it on a pantry shelf?  And that the heat in her apartment has been running wild and that she'd had the windows open for two solid weeks because the apartment has been over 90 degrees day and night?  And that she'd also had some bread that wasn't too moldy.  Or that the milk she drank was kind of chunky? 

Oh, nevermind.  Just insignificant details. 

[Nazgul Girl]

   I think it's important to know where your meth comes from.   Organically-prepared meth  fresh from your own kitchen (as long as it doesn't explode ) is always better than meth unfeelingly cooked at a big cartel meth factory.  

[toomuchreality]

Oct 14, 2013 14:27:25 GMT -5 ArchietheDragon said:

Oct 14, 2013 14:24:48 GMT -5 tloonya said:

Customer is calling complaining about that she bought my Amish chicken and it stunk!
She however boiled it and ate it. Saturday she said she felt sick all day.
Today she had decided to call me.

She said my chickens aren't cheap. And when she got it - she had opened pack with gizzards and liver etc. and it stunk! So she boiled it anyway. Water looked muddy. However she ate it.

I was kind of sorry for her at the beginning of conversation. But after she said she ate it I was like....you are an idiot! And I hung up on her...

ROFL.  

You eat it, you bought it.   Tell her if she can produce the resulting sickness, from either end, you will refund her 100%.

Ew! I'd rather refund without seeing the evidence! 
How would you qualify it?  A certain amount of soupy-ness?   YUCK! 



-just wondering

[tloonya]

Oct 14, 2013 16:47:04 GMT -5 @donethat said:

Thank you one and all!  I was having a really bad day and then y'all almost made me spew Sauvignon Blanc on my monitor.

There was a time I would doubt anyone could be stupid enough to cook and eat bad chicken but I'm increasingly sure that human intelligence is an oxymoron.

Wait a minute...were you drinking Sauvignon Blanc to make your day better OR you were having bad day because you dislike Sauvignon Blanc but that was the only wine you had?
Imagine if you had stinky chicken for dinner and wine you hate...that monitor would be BLAST!


BTW Ive known person who kept bologna out in open to make it bad and then ate it to lose weight. She had done it a few times before her wedding! Shed said it didn't work because it hadn't turned green enough!  So she got married fat...

[sesfw]

I need an easy weight loss program before the holidays

Start counting daily sodium and stay under 1500mg per day.  Forget the calories. 

PS: prepare to be shocked when you start reading labels.  Also check serving size.  ONE slice of bread is usually 120mg+.  Forget pizza, Mexican food, Chinese food.

[tloonya]

Oct 15, 2013 10:22:48 GMT -5 sesfw said:

I need an easy weight loss program before the holidays

Start counting daily sodium and stay under 1500mg per day.  Forget the calories. 

PS: prepare to be shocked when you start reading labels.  Also check serving size.  ONE slice of bread is usually 120mg+.  Forget pizza, Mexican food, Chinese food.

Its easier to eat bad chicken, isnt it?

[Deleted]

It is!

<< goes shopping for some SPANX >>

[Taxman10]

I'd like to eat your chicken.

[toomuchreality]

Oct 15, 2013 14:39:10 GMT -5 Taxman10 said:

I'd like to eat your chicken.

LOL   I bet you would!