Can we still play musical chairs?

[8 Bit WWBG]

If keeping score in soccer games hurts self esteem, then how does musical chairs work?  Do there have to be extra chairs for everyone?  Can the game even still be played?  And do they have to choose the songs carefully so as not to offend?

[Deleted]

Just make sure a minority wins.

[8 Bit WWBG]

So what you are saying is that non-minorities do not have self-esteem issues?  As a non-minority, this blanket statement hurts my self-esteem -- thereby also proving said blanket statement incorrect.

Oh damn, the music stopped and I lost my chair.  I protest!  I'm going to get my helicopter parents to address the school board and demand that a chair is retroactively awarded to me.  I also expect a trophy, because I'm here.

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Oct 8, 2013 10:15:48 GMT -5 ArchietheDragon said:

Just make sure a minority wins.

DISRESPECT!!!

[NancysSummerSip]

Oct 8, 2013 11:00:57 GMT -5 8 Bit WWBG said:

So what you are saying is that non-minorities do not have self-esteem issues?  As a non-minority, this blanket statement hurts my self-esteem -- thereby also proving said blanket statement incorrect.

Oh damn, the music stopped and I lost my chair.  I protest!  I'm going to get my helicopter parents to address the school board and demand that a chair is retroactively awarded to me.  I also expect a trophy, because I'm here.

When you gt that retroactively awarded chair, can I sit in your lap, or is that sexual harassment?

[8 Bit WWBG]

...:::"When you gt that retroactively awarded chair, can I sit in your lap, or is that sexual harassment?":::...

Depends.  On a scale from 0 to wvugurl26, how hot are you?   

[NancysSummerSip]

Oct 8, 2013 13:48:49 GMT -5 8 Bit WWBG said:

...:::"When you gt that retroactively awarded chair, can I sit in your lap, or is that sexual harassment?":::...

Depends.  On a scale from 0 to wvugurl26, how hot are you?   

Next to wvugurl26, I'm a 1 - in daylight, anyway.

With the lights off, I'm her equal.

[8 Bit WWBG]

Musical chairs with the lights off sounds like a liability circus!  And we all know how much fun the circus can be!

[NancysSummerSip]

Oct 8, 2013 14:41:37 GMT -5 8 Bit WWBG said:

Musical chairs with the lights off sounds like a liability circus!  And we all know how much fun the circus can be!

I have insurance! We can play!

[8 Bit WWBG]

Sounds like we've invented a new game.  And its much better for the self-esteem.

[buystoys]

I HOPE that's a chair rung I just grabbed..... 

[NastyWoman]

Oct 8, 2013 16:51:38 GMT -5 buystoys said:

I HOPE that's a chair rung I just grabbed..... 

Where's my flashlight?  This I've got to check out!!!

[8 Bit WWBG]

I HOPE this is the flashlight...

[buystoys]

ermmmmmm.....  I don't think so?

A little too soft for a flashlight....