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Post by tloonya on Sept 21, 2013 11:06:01 GMT -5
Just for fun.
Customer came in and mentioned how good I smell.
I told her name of my perfume which is Salvator Dali.
She yelled 'wait, someone just gave me perfume called Joy. It stinks like urine. I can't stand it. Do you want me to give it to you?'
I said (in after-shock) 'sure, why not? I would love to have something that smells like urie to put on me'...
She left and I was laughing until now and decided to tell you...
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Post by NoNamePerson on Sept 21, 2013 11:22:32 GMT -5
Most perfumes smell like Raid Roach spray to me - is urine smell a step up maybe  |
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Post by Jaguar on Sept 21, 2013 11:25:49 GMT -5
It's the base it's whale oil, at least that's what they used before. If the product is old, that's what you'll smell is the whale oil. Cats will love you.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Sept 21, 2013 11:36:06 GMT -5
It's the base it's whale oil, at least that's what they used before. If the product is old, that's what you'll smell is the whale oil. Cats will love you.
And if TLoony's shop sells cat food, she will be rolling in money. And cat pee scent. LaTisha from WalMart will be jealous. |
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Post by tloonya on Sept 21, 2013 11:50:53 GMT -5
It's the base it's whale oil, at least that's what they used before. If the product is old, that's what you'll smell is the whale oil. Cats will love you.
And if TLoony's shop sells cat food, she will be rolling in money. And cat pee scent. LaTisha from WalMart will be jealous. Nancy! You know I love you but even you have to see that that post was...dumb! |
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Post by tloonya on Sept 21, 2013 11:54:06 GMT -5
It's the base it's whale oil, at least that's what they used before. If the product is old, that's what you'll smell is the whale oil. Cats will love you.
I am using Dali perfume for ages. People giving it to me and I have a lot! And I use little. I had never opened old bottle that smelled different than supposed to. |
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Post by Nazgul Girl on Sept 21, 2013 15:17:49 GMT -5
Since you are in the food business, you should start using Deli perfume to entice more people to buy your cold cuts. If you run an Indian grocery store, you should wear Delhi perfume....
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2013 15:19:57 GMT -5
tloonya, why does your customer think you should smell like pee? What a weird conversation & offer.
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Sept 21, 2013 15:24:31 GMT -5
Since you are in the food business, you should start using Deli perfume to entice more people to buy your cold cuts. If you run an Indian grocery store, you should wear Delhi perfume....
(Does Salvador Dali perfume smell as strange as the artist it's named after?) |
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Post by Spellbound454 on Sept 21, 2013 16:00:31 GMT -5
They use a sort of whale vomit in perfume.....Its called ambergris... 
Then there is musk....which is from the scent glands of deer and is full of pheromones....for deer.
both of which are pretty grotty.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2013 16:20:33 GMT -5
Most perfumes smell like Raid Roach spray to me - is urine smell a step up maybe There's a cologne that a few men at work use to wear. I don't know what the name of it was, but I swear it smelled just like bug spray. One guy must have drenched himself in it every day before he came to work, I always knew when he was nearby even if I didn't actually see him. Ugh! |
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Post by Nazgul Girl on Sept 21, 2013 16:47:52 GMT -5
I'm pretty Punny, but my DH is much worse. He has a list of Punny names. His latest addition will be " Harry Comb," because when I used his comb this afternoon after our walk, I remarked that the comb was all hairy, because it had accidently pulled out a little of my tangled hair. He said he had to add "Harry Comb " to his name list.
At Benihana's after our hike, I could see a tv ( we eat in the bar to avoid the drunks at the tepenachi tables ) that had a football game on. I thought that one of the teams was my alma mater. I was wrong. The team was Tulane. I began to wonder what the team name was. He said, quick as a wink, or as quick as a brain fart, " the Tulane Freeways." Oh groan !
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Sept 21, 2013 17:06:26 GMT -5
No doubt it was either Brut, Jade East, or Hai Karate. 
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Post by NoNamePerson on Sept 21, 2013 17:09:19 GMT -5
No doubt it was either Brut, Jade East, or Hai Karate. Or Drakkar. That stuff will kill roaches the size of a small mouse  |
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Post by Nazgul Girl on Sept 21, 2013 17:29:49 GMT -5
That perfume that was popular about 20 years ago called Poison lives up to its name. I just want to retch when I smell that suff. It actually makes me cough and causes my eyes to water.
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Post by Nazgul Girl on Sept 21, 2013 17:30:28 GMT -5
How about AquaVelva or Windsong ? Blech to the max.
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Post by mmhmm on Sept 21, 2013 17:49:05 GMT -5
The gal was probably wearing too much of the Joy, which results in the civet taking over after the initial flowery fragrance fades some. Joy is best applied very lightly.
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Post by Nazgul Girl on Sept 21, 2013 17:56:16 GMT -5
You know, I think this thread stinks !
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2013 19:50:50 GMT -5
Isn't Joy really, really expensive?
I've just never found a fragrance I liked on me other than "squeaky-clean-just-got-out-of-the-shower"- so I don't wear any.
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Post by swamp on Sept 21, 2013 21:09:21 GMT -5
Most perfumes smell like Raid Roach spray to me - is urine smell a step up maybe There's a cologne that a few men at work use to wear. I don't know what the name of it was, but I swear it smelled just like bug spray. One guy must have drenched himself in it every day before he came to work, I always knew when he was nearby even if I didn't actually see him. Ugh! Is it Axe? |
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Post by swamp on Sept 21, 2013 21:10:06 GMT -5
Since you are in the food business, you should start using Deli perfume to entice more people to buy your cold cuts. If you run an Indian grocery store, you should wear Delhi perfume.... Delhi, speaking of smelling like pee.... |
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Post by tloonya on Sept 22, 2013 13:09:12 GMT -5
Isn't Joy really, really expensive? I've just never found a fragrance I liked on me other than "squeaky-clean-just-got-out-of-the-shower"- so I don't wear any. ...following by "it had been about 8 hours since I was squeaky-clean-just-got-out-of-the-shower"...what do you smell like then? Joy?  |
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Post by Tennesseer on Sept 22, 2013 13:18:32 GMT -5
No doubt it was either Brut, Jade East, or Hai Karate. The colognes of my teen years. |
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