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Post by swamp on Sept 17, 2013 21:02:06 GMT -5
I found out tonight that my kids' soccer coach's wife used to be a stripper. He met her at her job. How do I keep from cracking up when I see them?
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Post by thyme4change on Sept 17, 2013 21:04:38 GMT -5
Just think of this:  |
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Post by zibazinski on Sept 17, 2013 21:06:14 GMT -5
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Post by Jaguar on Sept 17, 2013 21:07:22 GMT -5
You can't. LOL Thyme
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Post by Apple on Sept 17, 2013 21:28:25 GMT -5
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Post by thyme4change on Sept 17, 2013 21:30:06 GMT -5
And don't think of this - I still laugh whenever I see it.  |
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Post by Apple on Sept 17, 2013 21:31:58 GMT -5
And don't think of this - I still laugh whenever I see it. How have I not seen this before!? Now I'm laughing. |
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Post by Nazgul Girl on Sept 17, 2013 21:44:36 GMT -5
Just think of this: Ummm. Hmmmm. Well, well, well. I don't think I'm gonna sleep well tonight. I just showed this to my very practical, down-to-earth husband, and he said, " Yum. I'm edible " and walked away laughing. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2013 23:38:43 GMT -5
Think about the fact that she probably earned as much as you, but tax free. I heard the government doesn't tax you if you get paid in dollar bills  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2013 6:12:08 GMT -5
which is the amusing part - that she was a stripper or that he met her at her work? Good strippers can make $1000 a night. One of DS1's friend's mom was a stripper and she's still doing cocktail waitressing - 40 years old and 3 kids - and she's pulling down the bucks. I wish someone wanted to pay me to take off my clothes or wear skimpy clothes.
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Post by The Captain on Sept 18, 2013 6:20:33 GMT -5
Probably the same way she keeps a straight face when she finds out you're a lawyer...not much of a difference between the two professions in some minds.
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Post by zibazinski on Sept 18, 2013 6:45:11 GMT -5
I still think of the two pro baseball players that married women that worked in the stripper bar they frequented. They actually said the women didn't work as strippers but servers, like anyone believed them, cared, or it made a difference.
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swamp
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Post by swamp on Sept 18, 2013 6:54:09 GMT -5
Probably the same way she keeps a straight face when she finds out you're a lawyer...not much of a difference between the two professions in some minds. I've never taken off my clothes in my line of work, nor have I given a lapdance, or simulated sex with another woman. I'm not following your reasoning. |
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Post by swamp on Sept 18, 2013 6:55:31 GMT -5
Think about the fact that she probably earned as much as you, but tax free. I heard the government doesn't tax you if you get paid in dollar bills She's Canadian. She didn't get to keep any of her monry, the gubmint takes it all there. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2013 7:10:10 GMT -5
I think the better question is: When did @beerwench start coaching soccer ?!?! I told you the kids are the reason I have no free time anymore!!!  ETA: Good job on the RS picture, thyme4change!  |
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Post by Jake 48 on Sept 18, 2013 7:22:07 GMT -5
which is the amusing part - that she was a stripper or that he met her at her work? Good strippers can make $1000 a night. One of DS1's friend's mom was a stripper and she's still doing cocktail waitressing - 40 years old and 3 kids - and she's pulling down the bucks. I wish someone wanted to pay me to take off my clothes or wear skimpy clothes. I'm in  |
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Post by The Captain on Sept 18, 2013 8:00:55 GMT -5
Probably the same way she keeps a straight face when she finds out you're a lawyer...not much of a difference between the two professions in some minds. I've never taken off my clothes in my line of work, nor have I given a lapdance, or simulated sex with another woman. I'm not following your reasoning. Not trying to start a debate, but both professions sell themselves to whoever is willing to pay their fees. It doesn't matter if they like them, think they are a nice person, or even believe they are innocent. It's a paycheck, and that's ok. I could also say the same for accountants who take on shady clients because they bring in good fees. Strippers and Hookers are a just a little more honest about it intellectually then the rest of us. If for nothing else then that, I don't think the profession deserved to snickered at. JMHO. |
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Post by zibazinski on Sept 18, 2013 8:02:48 GMT -5
Oh, my.
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Post by thyme4change on Sept 18, 2013 8:08:55 GMT -5
We all belittle ourselves for a paycheck. Lawyers are not required to give up their morals for a client. You are making a really bad analogy just because it is "funny" to hate lawyers. I can give you a dozen reasons to hate lawyers - but because they are the same as prostitutes is not one of them. It is a lame joke. Move along. I also think we should give up the Richard Simmons salad in favor of this little eyeball pleaser:  |
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Post by midjd on Sept 18, 2013 8:11:27 GMT -5
The Sixth Amendment guarantees the right of counsel in all criminal prosecutions. You don't have to believe someone is innocent in order to represent them, but they do deserve representation. If you disagree with that, fine (plenty do) - but take it up with the Founding Fathers.
I'm not sure which part of the Constitution gives us the right to strippers.
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on Sept 18, 2013 8:26:07 GMT -5
Would that be part of the pursuit of Life, Liberty, etc?
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Post by PK Bucko on Sept 18, 2013 8:34:19 GMT -5
I found out tonight that my kids' soccer coach's wife used to be a stripper. He met her at her job. How do I keep from cracking up when I see them? You don't. Just do it. Laugh your ass off and move on. I'm guessing they're fun to hang around with... |
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Post by swamp on Sept 18, 2013 8:35:13 GMT -5
Criminal defense doesn't mean I think they're not guilty. It means I make sure their rights are protected and everyone played by the rules they are supposed to.
As fat as bring a hired whore for my clients, I abide strictly by the code of ethics ans will send my client packing if asked to do something unethical.
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Post by swamp on Sept 18, 2013 8:36:15 GMT -5
I found out tonight that my kids' soccer coach's wife used to be a stripper. He met her at her job. How do I keep from cracking up when I see them? You don't. Just do it. Laugh your ass off and move on. I'm guessing they're fun to hang around with... She seems very nice. He's a douche and always has been. He is a very skilled soccer player, though. |
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Sept 18, 2013 8:39:45 GMT -5
I've never taken off my clothes in my line of work, nor have I given a lapdance, or simulated sex with another woman
I bet you'd get a lot more clients if you did. 
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Post by imawino on Sept 18, 2013 8:40:20 GMT -5
which is the amusing part - that she was a stripper or that he met her at her work? Good strippers can make $1000 a night. One of DS1's friend's mom was a stripper and she's still doing cocktail waitressing - 40 years old and 3 kids - and she's pulling down the bucks. I wish someone wanted to pay me to take off my clothes or wear skimpy clothes. I'd take off my clothes and shake it for $1000 a night, no problem. But I am over 40 - ain't nobody paying me to take anything off! |
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Post by swamp on Sept 18, 2013 8:40:52 GMT -5
Yeah that
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Post by swamp on Sept 18, 2013 8:41:32 GMT -5
I've never taken off my clothes in my line of work, nor have I given a lapdance, or simulated sex with another woman
I bet you'd get a lot more clients if you did. ((Changes business plan)) |
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Post by taz157 on Sept 18, 2013 8:42:39 GMT -5
As fat as bring a hired whore for my clients, I abide strictly by the code of ethics ans will send my client packing if asked to do something unethical. Yeah that! So says 1 of the CPAs on this board.  |
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Post by imawino on Sept 18, 2013 8:43:30 GMT -5
And I've been a skimpy clothes-wearing cocktail waitress, and I was quite possibly the worst cocktail waitress ever. So I don't think anybody is going to pay me to do that either.
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