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Post by happyscooter on Sept 11, 2013 7:14:44 GMT -5
I THINK it's Drama's husband who is a pork inspector. We went out of town and I saw all of these gifts related to bacon. Bacon shaped bookmarks, bacon scented items, etc... I even take you guys on vacation with me.  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2013 7:28:51 GMT -5
Me too! I run into something daily that reminds me of something from here. I wish I had a nickel for every time DH has heard "we were just talking about that on the Boards". According to the Phil Script I could have retired yesterday!  |
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on Sept 11, 2013 7:30:40 GMT -5
Maybe Drama needs a bacon scented 2x4 for him. |
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Post by wvugurl26 on Sept 11, 2013 7:46:09 GMT -5
Maybe Drama needs a bacon scented 2x4 for him. Hahaha! I love that idea. |
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Sept 11, 2013 8:04:21 GMT -5
Bacon scented products are knarly. I've seen the colonge and blech, it's really not that great to have your spouse smell like bacon 24/7. Last year I got him bacon toothpaste as a stocking stuffer. We tried it.  I wrapped all his presents in bacon print wrapping paper. He also has a Mr. Bacon action figure that we let Gwen have. I had a dream last night about helping Dark open the toy store. I think I might need therapy |
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Post by zibazinski on Sept 11, 2013 8:12:32 GMT -5
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Post by zibazinski on Sept 11, 2013 8:13:07 GMT -5
You think that's bad. I dreamed we all showed up for the grand opening. DF wants to know why I want to go to CA all of a sudden!
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Post by nogooddeed on Sept 11, 2013 9:50:20 GMT -5
Maybe Drama needs a bacon scented 2x4 for him. And a box of bacon flavored microwave popcorn from World Market. |
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Post by mmhmm on Sept 11, 2013 9:52:54 GMT -5
LOL! I've had two of the "help Dark open the toy store" dreams, and I rarely remember dreams! |
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Sept 11, 2013 9:55:13 GMT -5
And a box of bacon flavored microwave popcorn from World Market
Does that taste any good? I've seen it but can't imagine it tastes good. I bought DH bacon flavored candy canes. He took them to work and the consensus was they tasted like cat pee. I wondered how everyone knew what cat pee tastes like.  I saw a car with a Scentsy ad plastered on the rear windshield. DH didn't understand why I started laughing.
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Sept 11, 2013 10:01:09 GMT -5
Anytime you guys want to show up and help you're welcome! You can even crash at the house. Today I'm patching the divots in the concrete and painting it. It'll be hella fun.
If that's not your thing I still have to install track lighting, run electrical conduit to the track lighting, assemble fixtures, and inventory/shelf a few thousand toys.
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Post by mmhmm on Sept 11, 2013 10:04:40 GMT -5
Sweetie, if I weren't on the other side of the flippin' continent, I'd be there! I'm soooo rooting for you guys!  |
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Post by mmhmm on Sept 11, 2013 10:07:13 GMT -5
Don't EVEN mention Scentsy! I've still got two or three of those that I've never opened. I gave them as gifts. Mother has one in her bathroom. I've got one in mine. There's one in the living room and one in the kitchen. I NEVER remember to turn the darned things on! Someone at work was selling them, and she's a single mom with kids. Needless to say, I got hooked into trying to help through buying the darned Scentsys!  |
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Post by greeniis10 on Sept 11, 2013 12:12:29 GMT -5
Ever heard of a site called J& Food's (or something like that)? I think Drama's DH could buy HER the bacon scented roses and lip balm! She can then buy him the bacon coffin! |
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Sept 11, 2013 12:15:19 GMT -5
She can then buy him the bacon coffin
Now THAT would win the competition they have at work for weirdest bacon related product.
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Sept 11, 2013 12:26:33 GMT -5
LOL at the bacon coffin! I was thinking a bacon hard hat when she pulls out the 2x4 to smack him with but you looked further into the future and saw the bigger picture. |
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Sept 11, 2013 12:28:29 GMT -5
I was thinking a bacon hard hat when she pulls out the 2x4 to smack him with
Why would I buy him a hard hat? Defeats the purpose of the 2x4. 
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Sept 11, 2013 12:31:04 GMT -5
I was thinking a bacon hard hat when she pulls out the 2x4 to smack him with
Why would I buy him a hard hat? Defeats the purpose of the 2x4. To make bacon crumbles. Isn't that how everybody makes them?  |
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Post by dannylion on Sept 11, 2013 12:38:35 GMT -5
Dark chocolate covered bacon. Yum. I like putting things on shelves. But I live in Maryland, so I guess that's not going to do Dark any good.  |
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Post by Phoenix84 on Sept 11, 2013 13:15:09 GMT -5
I was at Denny's a couple of months ago, and they had bacon topped sundaes and milkshakes. I didn't try one, that didn't sound appealing. |
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Post by Formerly SK on Sept 11, 2013 13:18:45 GMT -5
I've been known to refer to my husband as DH in real life with friends who actually know us.  |
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Post by zibazinski on Sept 11, 2013 13:37:35 GMT -5
I've done DF a few times as well as DD. neither were thrilled by it. |
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Post by nogooddeed on Sept 11, 2013 13:44:07 GMT -5
And a box of bacon flavored microwave popcorn from World Market
Does that taste any good? I've seen it but can't imagine it tastes good. I bought DH bacon flavored candy canes. He took them to work and the consensus was they tasted like cat pee. I wondered how everyone knew what cat pee tastes like. I saw a car with a Scentsy ad plastered on the rear windshield. DH didn't understand why I started laughing. Sorry, but I haven't tried it. I was fascinated by the sight.  You might also get him a Sonic bacon shake. Haven't tried that one either, but I am intrigued by it. |
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Sept 11, 2013 13:53:12 GMT -5
I've done DF a few times as well as DD. neither were thrilled by it. Kinky!! At the same time or separately? Sorry they weren't thrilled about it? You must be doing it wrong. Beer, LOL at you saying "We were just discussing that on the boards...". I do that too when talking to DH at least a few times a month. And when in person talking to somebody I'll say "You are cracking me up!". Sometimes I'm actually laughing when I say it unless somebody is whispering something that they don't want other's to know about because it's private. I can't remember if I used to do that before I found you guys or not. It's so natural for me to say it that I do it in real life and it seems fine to me but now I'm wondering if that is weird. Ha! What's one more weird thing I do? |
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Post by zibazinski on Sept 11, 2013 13:59:25 GMT -5
Hang out with creepy Internet friends! |
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Post by kittensaver on Sept 11, 2013 14:05:01 GMT -5
I got my middle-aged DH a box of bacon bandages (from Amazon.com) as a joke. He LOVES them. Go figure. |
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Post by Bob Ross on Sept 11, 2013 15:02:52 GMT -5
If I were a pork inspector, I would so wear a t-shirt that says "pork inspector". Also works with boobs.  |
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