swamp
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Post by swamp on Jun 18, 2013 13:26:31 GMT -5
What happens during vacations? People poop on vacation??!! Not me! I revel in forcing my husband out of the hotel room.
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swamp
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Post by swamp on Jun 18, 2013 13:27:20 GMT -5
So Archie, do you leave the package in the office bathroom? Or walk proudly down the hallway holding the package? Or hide one in your hand on the way to the pooper? I have a great technique. I carry my coffee mug and crumple up the wipe into the palm of my hand holding the mug. One wipe? What if its a messy poop?
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imawino
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Post by imawino on Jun 18, 2013 13:28:14 GMT -5
So Archie, do you leave the package in the office bathroom? Or walk proudly down the hallway holding the package? Or hide one in your hand on the way to the pooper? I have a great technique. I carry my coffee mug and crumple up the wipe into the palm of my hand holding the mug. Perfect! I hate when I see guys walking to the office bathroom with the newspaper in hand, proud of all the time they are about to spend in the crapper. It's weird.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2013 13:28:19 GMT -5
I have a great technique. I carry my coffee mug and crumple up the wipe into the palm of my hand holding the mug. One wipe? What if its a messy poop? You have found the one cinque in the armor. Luckily it doesn't happen too often. When it does I go into McGyver mode.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2013 13:28:19 GMT -5
You take your mug into the stall?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2013 13:29:43 GMT -5
So Archie, do you leave the package in the office bathroom? Or walk proudly down the hallway holding the package? Or hide one in your hand on the way to the pooper? I have a great technique. I carry my coffee mug and crumple up the wipe into the palm of my hand holding the mug. You bring your coffee into the bathroom Ick.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2013 13:29:44 GMT -5
You take your mug into the stall? No. I leave it on the sink.
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imawino
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Post by imawino on Jun 18, 2013 13:32:10 GMT -5
One wipe? What if its a messy poop? You have found the one cinque in the armor. Luckily it doesn't happen too often. When it does I go into McGyver mode. You duct tape your b-hole closed ?
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Peace Of Mind
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Jun 18, 2013 13:42:04 GMT -5
You take your mug into the stall? No. I leave it on the sink. And you don't wonder why your coffee is cold and yellow?
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Post by sunshinegal1981 on Jun 18, 2013 14:18:41 GMT -5
My bathtub faucet is within reaching distance of my throne, so I just wad up some TP, wet it a bit under the faucet, and voila - frugal butt-wipe. Not as good as the store bought wipes, but same principle, no?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2013 14:20:15 GMT -5
My bathtub faucet is within reaching distance of my throne, so I just wad up some TP, wet it a bit under the faucet, and voila - frugal butt-wipe. Not as good as the store bought wipes, but same principle, no? Same principal. Poor substitute.
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Post by sunshinegal1981 on Jun 18, 2013 14:26:33 GMT -5
My bathtub faucet is within reaching distance of my throne, so I just wad up some TP, wet it a bit under the faucet, and voila - frugal butt-wipe. Not as good as the store bought wipes, but same principle, no? Same principal. Poor substitute. Ehhhh. I'll take it. Store-bought wipes seem a little too luxe to me; I'd feel frivolous and guilty. My butt doesn't deserve that kind of pampering. Maybe I'll reconsider if/when my hemorrhoids grow three heads.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2013 14:53:20 GMT -5
I find it interesting that so many of you use these. I may have to try. maybe I will be a convert....
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2013 15:08:06 GMT -5
No. I leave it on the sink. And you don't wonder why your coffee is cold and yellow? We just have really bad coffee at the office. At least, that is what I used to think...
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thyme4change
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Post by thyme4change on Jun 18, 2013 16:34:27 GMT -5
This thread has gotten way, way, way gross. TMI.
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Cookies Galore
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Post by Cookies Galore on Jun 18, 2013 19:38:50 GMT -5
What time do you go? I'll put it on my calendar and maybe we can text during? Play a little game of words with friends? I'd hate for you to get bored in there. between 8:30 and 9:30, M-F. I am not THAT exact. We're on the same workday schedule!
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