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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2013 20:18:58 GMT -5
I don't watch commercials, but this thread is making me think maybe I need o try them, lol...
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Post by Queen of Interesting Nuts on Jun 17, 2013 20:24:13 GMT -5
Didn't know how many of us here like to have fresh butts.
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Post by chiver78 on Jun 17, 2013 20:29:10 GMT -5
Am I the only one that's annoyed by this commercial? after a few recent bouts w/either food poisoning or massive general GI issues, I can honestly say that yes, this product is a necessity. having never used it (or any similar products) as an adult, I spent a couple days where I deliberately chose to forego solid food because it meant less pain later on.
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Post by Knee Deep in Water Chloe on Jun 17, 2013 21:33:34 GMT -5
What I think is weird, is that they're now being marketed as an adult product. DH has had baby wipes in the bathroom for decades. We buy Huggies at Costco. My youngest child is 11. She was 5 when DH and I started living together. It took me a while to get used to buying/having them in the house again. I don't use them often, but(t   when I do, I must admit it's a lot easier. I wonder which is cheaper: Huggies or the "adult" versions. DH won't let me buy the Kirkland version. It's one of the few Kirkland products that are not up to par with the brand name.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2013 6:19:06 GMT -5
Nope...sorry, the GREATEST. INVENTION. EVER!!! is the bidet. I don't know how I am expected to go back to US "the Land of No Bidets"!
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Post by milee on Jun 18, 2013 6:28:14 GMT -5
No idea if he is just a heathen that is overly concerned with plumbing at the expense of his tender tushie, but my septic guy warned us against them. He said not only to buy only certain kinds of tp (some brands dissolve more quickly than others - even Consumer Reports makes notes of that in their reviews for septic owners), but never, ever use any other products advertised as "flushable." He said they do flush but take years and years to actually dissolve, so they accumulate and clog the lines in the leach field. He was a little gleeful when he talked about how many more jobs he gets replacing leach fields now (multi - thousands of dollar jobs) that companies now market "flushable" products. So although they sound quite nice, we haven't tried them. Now I feel a little deprived.
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Post by wvugurl26 on Jun 18, 2013 6:32:45 GMT -5
The joys of city living and having sewer instead of a septic! ;D
They are quite nice when you get food poisoning and end up in the bathroom 20 times in one day. Or when months of high doses of NSAIDs destroy your GI balance.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2013 6:34:48 GMT -5
I hope I never have to have a septic system! It will be bad enough having to live without a bidet...then to take my adult butt wipes away from me too? That is cruel!
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Post by 973beachbum on Jun 18, 2013 7:43:44 GMT -5
I hope I never have to have a septic system! It will be bad enough having to live without a bidet...then to take my adult butt wipes away from me too? That is cruel! You can still use them you just can't flush them. Just like when the kids were young and we used regular wet wipes on them and threw them out. It isn't as convenient but I keep a little can with a plastic liner next to the toilet and throw them in there. It gets taken outside every few days or if someone has one that looks like it should be outside. A new septic system would cost us at least $15,000 at least and swamp said hers would more.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2013 7:52:22 GMT -5
No idea if he is just a heathen that is overly concerned with plumbing at the expense of his tender tushie, but my septic guy warned us against them. If you have a septic, absolutely do NOT use them (or at least don't flush them), unless you want to replace your system after the drain field clogs up. They're absolutely horrible, and I can't imagine they're great for regular plumbing/waste water treatment plants either.
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Post by Formerly SK on Jun 18, 2013 8:51:07 GMT -5
We have a package on the back of every toilet. Best invention ever IMO (we also use the Kirkland brand). Think about it - when you are changing a baby's poopy diaper would you use dry TP? No, because the wipes do such better job. Same with adult bottoms. The wipes are also good for a quick toilet wipe down when I see my son hasn't been watching his aim so well. Much easier to grab a wipe, clean a surface and flush it away than to go get my bucket of cleaning supplies.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2013 12:44:48 GMT -5
Ok, well I hope my baby's butt looks a lot different than mine after a poop....I hope I don't have it all smooshed against my backside and in all the crevices....if I do....I've done a good job not noticing it. Apparently Im missing out on something. I agree that they're good when you have GI issues...luckily, my IBS shows up only every few months.
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Jun 18, 2013 12:49:11 GMT -5
OK, now you all are just being gross! Please continue.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2013 12:50:12 GMT -5
I ran out of butt wipes at work. I am not happy.
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Post by imawino on Jun 18, 2013 12:51:41 GMT -5
Yes! Adult butt wipes are the shit!!! Archie, do your twosies at home! Gross.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2013 12:52:26 GMT -5
Yes! Adult butt wipes are the shit!!! Archie, do your twosies at home! Gross. My body doesn't let me. It is on a strict schedule.
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Post by imawino on Jun 18, 2013 12:55:29 GMT -5
Yes! Adult butt wipes are the shit!!! Archie, do your twosies at home! Gross. My body doesn't let me. It is on a strict schedule. What time do you go? I'll put it on my calendar and maybe we can text during? Play a little game of words with friends? I'd hate for you to get bored in there.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2013 12:58:37 GMT -5
My body doesn't let me. It is on a strict schedule. What time do you go? I'll put it on my calendar and maybe we can text during? Play a little game of words with friends? I'd hate for you to get bored in there. between 8:30 and 9:30, M-F. I am not THAT exact.
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Post by imawino on Jun 18, 2013 13:01:07 GMT -5
What time do you go? I'll put it on my calendar and maybe we can text during? Play a little game of words with friends? I'd hate for you to get bored in there. between 8:30 and 9:30, M-F. I am not THAT exact. What happens Saturday & Sunday? Do you hold it in all weekend or is it just some wild free for all and you just go whenever/wherever, like some sort of hippy?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2013 13:01:46 GMT -5
between 8:30 and 9:30, M-F. I am not THAT exact. What happens Saturday & Sunday? Do you hold it in all weekend or is it just some wild free for all and you just go whenever/wherever, like some sort of hippy? I don't hold it in, but I just don't need to go. Monday morning is a treat, though.
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Post by imawino on Jun 18, 2013 13:03:21 GMT -5
What happens Saturday & Sunday? Do you hold it in all weekend or is it just some wild free for all and you just go whenever/wherever, like some sort of hippy? I don't hold it in, but I just don't need to go. Monday morning is a treat, though. I'm sure that's the exact word your coworkers use.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2013 13:15:09 GMT -5
would regular diaper wipes work?
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Post by swamp on Jun 18, 2013 13:20:33 GMT -5
What happens Saturday & Sunday? Do you hold it in all weekend or is it just some wild free for all and you just go whenever/wherever, like some sort of hippy? I don't hold it in, but I just don't need to go. Monday morning is a treat, though. What happens during vacations?
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Post by imawino on Jun 18, 2013 13:22:55 GMT -5
So Archie, do you leave the package in the office bathroom? Or walk proudly down the hallway holding the package? Or hide one in your hand on the way to the pooper?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2013 13:23:05 GMT -5
I don't hold it in, but I just don't need to go. Monday morning is a treat, though. What happens during vacations? Various (I wanted to say, depends, but I thought that might give the wrong impression). I have been getting better on recent vacations, but I bring chocolate exlax with me. If I don't go in the first few days I start chowing down until I feel some movement.
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Post by imawino on Jun 18, 2013 13:24:57 GMT -5
I don't hold it in, but I just don't need to go. Monday morning is a treat, though. What happens during vacations? People poop on vacation??!! Not me!
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Post by swamp on Jun 18, 2013 13:25:31 GMT -5
So Archie, do you leave the package in the office bathroom? Or walk proudly down the hallway holding the package? Or hide one in your hand on the way to the pooper? He puts it down the front of his pants so everyone can admire his package.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2013 13:25:47 GMT -5
So Archie, do you leave the package in the office bathroom? Or walk proudly down the hallway holding the package? Or hide one in your hand on the way to the pooper? I have a great technique. I carry my coffee mug and crumple up the wipe into the palm of my hand holding the mug.
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jun 18, 2013 13:26:16 GMT -5
That is all. Continue.....
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