Bob Ross
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Post by Bob Ross on May 10, 2013 13:09:52 GMT -5
Over $1300 for new cooling coil assembly, freon, labor & maintenance to get my home AC working again.  Now how should I recoup these losses? Should I... A) Switch from "premium" beer (Bud) to not-so-premium beer (Busch Light) B) Create Paypal donation site open to YOU.  Any donations over $5 will receive bonus prize: a drawing of a stick-figure me on the couch enjoying my ice-cold AC while flipping you off. For donations over $10, I'll omit the flipping you off part. C) Whore myself out to 260 fat chicks at $5 a pop. D) Whore myself out to 130 really fat chicks at $10 a pop. E) Go to casino. Bet life savings on black. Lose. Find rich guy and sell one night with DW for $1 million. Bet it all on red. Lose. Suck quarters out of vending machines. Invest in no-money-down real estate. INSTA RICH!  |
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on May 10, 2013 13:12:29 GMT -5
How about F) Go into farming with TLoony. She has it all figured out. You can work for her, makes scads of money selling organic produce at 100% profit. Whoops, that's 200% profit, since the farm will make 100% profit and her store already does.
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kittensaver
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Post by kittensaver on May 10, 2013 13:13:53 GMT -5
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Bob Ross
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Post by Bob Ross on May 10, 2013 13:15:32 GMT -5
If you tried to whore yourself out, how can you be sure you'd make any money?  Pfft. You obviously haven't seen me in hot pants.  |
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thyme4change
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Post by thyme4change on May 10, 2013 13:17:59 GMT -5
Crap, I bought plane tickets, a piano, signed my kids up for summer camp and went to the liquor store. I'm going to have to liquidate stock to pay off my Visa this month.
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kittensaver
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Post by kittensaver on May 10, 2013 13:18:39 GMT -5
If you tried to whore yourself out, how can you be sure you'd make any money? Pfft. You obviously haven't seen me in hot pants. For which (I assume) I am to be devoutly grateful? |
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thyme4change
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Post by thyme4change on May 10, 2013 13:33:27 GMT -5
Bob - is this you?  |
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2013 13:35:46 GMT -5
Bob - is this you? My eyes, oh my eyes  |
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2013 13:38:11 GMT -5
I'm just glad I'm getting the rear view and not the front view...  |
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on May 10, 2013 13:46:11 GMT -5
I'm just glad I'm getting the rear view and not the front view... No worries. In a photo that small, the front view would be, well, true to size, shall we say.  |
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on May 10, 2013 14:21:34 GMT -5
Turn your AC up 2 degrees. You'll get your money back in 3 years.
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on May 10, 2013 15:53:31 GMT -5
Don't talk about his ass that way. It only encourages him. |
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Icelandic Woman
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Post by Icelandic Woman on May 10, 2013 16:04:42 GMT -5
Don't talk about his ass that way. It only encourages him.  |
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Nazgul Girl
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Post by Nazgul Girl on May 10, 2013 16:36:21 GMT -5
Bob - is this you? My my my. I can't show this picture of Bob's Backside to my husband because he'd faint. Yes, faint. But, that's a mighty, um, exceptional picture, and I don't mean that in a good way. |
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Nazgul Girl
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Post by Nazgul Girl on May 10, 2013 16:38:03 GMT -5
Bob - is this you? Well, of course I just HAD to show it to my DH. He sat there looking at it for awhile, and then said, " Umm, well I just HAD to see that ! If you've got it, flaunt it, I guess." Then he walked away. |
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2013 17:12:23 GMT -5
I choose D. Go for quality over quantity whenever possible. |
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on May 10, 2013 19:32:39 GMT -5
I choose D. Go for quality over quantity whenever possible. Obviously southernsusana did not look at Bob's butt photos, or she never would have said that. That's a whole lotta quantity there, and not much quality, unless body hair counts. Dude, I thought you got a manscape trimmer from Tarjay last week!? |
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busymom
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Post by busymom on May 10, 2013 20:04:23 GMT -5
JMHO, but it looks like that guy blew out the back of his shorts. He's gotta lay off the spicy food! Bob, plan to eat a lot of rice & beans this summer. Either that, or don't run the air conditioner until next summer.  |
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2013 20:06:46 GMT -5
Bob was talking about really fat chicks. I am certain they are much more grateful (which equals quality because I value gratitude) than only sort of fat chicks (which equals quantity). I try not to look at pictures that have the potential to blind me.  |
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8 Bit WWBG
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Post by 8 Bit WWBG on May 10, 2013 20:09:12 GMT -5
You got off cheap. When my HVAC went, I spent about 5x that.
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busymom
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Post by busymom on May 10, 2013 21:05:56 GMT -5
WWBC, did you have to buy a new one?
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wvugurl26
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Post by wvugurl26 on May 10, 2013 21:36:40 GMT -5
I'm fairly certain WWBG brought a new one. Bob was just servicing his. And I think Bob is in a much cheaper area than the metro DC area.
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2013 22:18:58 GMT -5
Why did I assume this thread would be about hookers and blow?
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toomuchreality
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Post by toomuchreality on May 11, 2013 6:32:18 GMT -5
 Glad you got that taken care of. I'd hate to think you were selling your body in the heat! |
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