Forgetting to put on clothes

[alabamagal]

Is there ever a good excuse for being caught naked on your porch?  I think the "I don't remember" is better than the new modified explanation. 

www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/05/09/jersey-city-mayor-changes-story-behind-naked-porch-photo/

We had a neighbor get arrested for flashing the newspaper delivery lady.  His excuse was that he was in the shower and remembered he left something in his car and went out to get it but didn't put on any clothes.  So he was naked in his garage which opens up to the street.  That was his story.  I think the newspaper lady had a different version.

Has anyone else ever had this happen where you ended up in public and just "forgot to put on clothes"

[alabamagal]

Soory should have been in off-topic.....

[resolution]

My grandmother's third husband did this a couple times shortly before he went into the Alzheimer's home.

[NancysSummerSip]

Is there ever a good excuse for being caught naked on your porch?

When you're loving the one you're with, and you're both out on the porch, and you both forgot to put on clothes?

[thyme4change]

I can't wait until I'm old enough to pretend I'm confused and senile, while walking around naked.  I have big plans for myself when I'm elderly.  After flying so straight and narrow as a middle aged person, I want to be a big weirdo as an old lady!

[milee]

  It's like that traditional nightmare where you think you've gone to school naked!  Awful.

We do have a long, secluded driveway and with all the foliage, can't see any neighbor houses or the street.  The poor UPS guy has probably seen more of me than he would have liked through our big front window, but that's not exactly the same as wandering around outside naked.  And I was properly embarrassed.

[Tiny]

I haven't forgotten to put on clothes in decades.  I have worn mismatched clothes and once I did wear my solid colored sleep pants to the Walgreens... but I was fully clothed.

Just out of curiosity -
  Do those LuLuLemon (or whatever brand) see thru yoga pants count and 'not wearing clothes' ? 
Or maybe that awful trend for women  where they wear tights (and I don't mean jeggings or other skinny jeans - I'm talking things like look like tights!)  with a short top - so it looks like maybe they forgot to put on their skirt or pants...  does that count as 'not wearing clothes'?   Cause I've seen a few too many women dressed in tights and a top who really should have been wearing more clothing.

[thyme4change]

Yoga pants  

[milee]

May 9, 2013 13:51:08 GMT -5 thyme4change said:

Yoga pants  

Go ahead and admit it, Thyme.  My yoga pants are growing on you.  You know you want a pair.  [img]http://images.proboards.com/new/tongue.png[/img]

[Deleted]

I was in a cami and pants one day when the neighbor guy stopped by... I was having a conversation, faking it, acting like I wasn't in just a cami, when, no joking, the Jehovah's Witness guy my husband likes to string along shows up... I'm like sure...why don't we all just hang out ...

[thyme4change]

I upped the modesty of my jammies because half the neighborhood seems to stop by on Saturday or Sunday mornings.  I either had to get up and get dressed, or wear jammies that keep my covered.  I bought a cami for the top, but it has a built in bra - so it looks just fine.  

[Cookies Galore]

I once made it to the train station before realizing I forgot my bra. Other than that, I'm good on covering myself in public!

[alabamagal]

Well the other part of the story is that once the guy was naked on the front porch, the 3 hispanic girls (who is says were young enough to be his granddaughters) started "doing stuff" to him, stuff that was "filthy". This guy doesn't look the type that young girls would "do stuff" to in any room....well maybe if there was money involved.

[Deleted]

I've worn mismatched shoes to work before but I have never forgotten to wear an article of clothing.

Do you all really walk around your houses naked?  The least you'd ever catch me in is an oversized t-shirt and undies, but only if I'm about to go to sleep or just got up in the MOTN to go to the bathroom.  My house uniform is a t-shirt and either yoga pants ( ) or some other warm drawstring pants.

[milee]

May 9, 2013 14:20:53 GMT -5 @moneyjenny82 said:

Do you all really walk around your houses naked?  The least you'd ever catch me in is an oversized t-shirt and undies, but only if I'm about to go to sleep or just got up in the MOTN to go to the bathroom.  My house uniform is a t-shirt and either yoga pants ( ) or some other warm drawstring pants.

Well, sometimes.  It's really hot in Florida. 

More often it's just clothes that aren't appropriate for company (like oped's story about the cami).  But welcome to the sisterhood of inappropriate yoga pants.

[Deleted]

whatever - yoga pants are great!  I wear the crap out of them at home and when I'm working out.  Not really out of the house though.

[wvugurl26]

I have yoga pants to change into after work. I have to make a 5.5 hour drive after a 9 hour work day, I want to be comfy!

[resolution]

May 9, 2013 14:20:53 GMT -5 @moneyjenny82 said:

I've worn mismatched shoes to work before but I have never forgotten to wear an article of clothing.

Do you all really walk around your houses naked?  The least you'd ever catch me in is an oversized t-shirt and undies, but only if I'm about to go to sleep or just got up in the MOTN to go to the bathroom.  My house uniform is a t-shirt and either yoga pants ( ) or some other warm drawstring pants.

I thought pretty much everyone ran nekkid from the bedroom to the bathroom when no one was around.

[❤ mollymouser ❤]

No, I never forget to put on clothes. All of the times that people have caught me nekkid have been completely intentional on my part. Well, the nekkid part was intentional, not the getting caught part. But the pool guy will never be the same.

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MOLLY!!!!

I thought pretty much everyone ran nekkid from the bedroom to the bathroom when no one was around.

I don't sleep naked so why would I strip and then run to the bathroom?  Now I've done it when I was set to shower and I forgot to get a new towel or something, so I'd run naked from the bathroom to the linen closet then back to the bathroom...

[Bob Ross]

If you're hot and my neighbor, there are many good reasons to be naked on your porch.

[Bob Ross]

May 9, 2013 14:30:18 GMT -5 @moneyjenny82 said:

yoga pants are great!  I wear the crap out of them

Something about this statement brings to mind disturbing visions.

[sapphire12]

Count me as one who at times walks around my house with no clothes. I have never gone outside without clothes though. I live alone so it's me and whatever critters. They are free to leave if they don't like what they see.

[Formerly SK]

I did this once.    I was VERY pregnant and VERY hot and was hanging at home in my underwear.  For some reason I went out into my backyard and was puttering about and not really thinking about it when it dawned on my that I had one set of neighbors that can see my entire backyard.  I raced into the house.  I'm not sure if they saw me, but if they did they were nice enough to not say anything to me.  Probably they were too shocked by my size to say anything.

[Spellbound454]

I have a habit of leaving the bathroom door open......(just like the space to move around).....then streak across the landing to dress in the bedroom where my clothes are.

Not so great if we have guests and I forget......ahem.

[Phoenix84]

Never have forgotten anything important, but I have been known to ocasionally wear my shirts inside out.  I don't do it as much anymore since I usually check for it now.

I usually am clothed at home as well.  My standard "hanging around home" clothing is a white t shirt and either boxers or jeans.  Usually depending on how close to bedtime it is. 

[lynnerself]

I thought pretty much everyone ran nekkid from the bedroom to the bathroom when no one was around.

I've done this since the kids moved out. Also walked naked across the hall to the more forgiving scale. And downstairs to get clean clothes from the laundry room.

And I may have stood naked at the back door yelling at the dog to come in.

[Deleted]

Has anyone else ever had this happen where you ended up in public and just "forgot to put on clothes"

About 4 times early in the morning in the last 2 months I could have been seen running around my neighborhood just wearing a robe. Does that count?

[Apple]

May 9, 2013 15:54:30 GMT -5 Formerly SK said:

I did this once.    I was VERY pregnant and VERY hot and was hanging at home in my underwear.  For some reason I went out into my backyard and was puttering about and not really thinking about it when it dawned on my that I had one set of neighbors that can see my entire backyard.  I raced into the house.  I'm not sure if they saw me, but if they did they were nice enough to not say anything to me.  Probably they were too shocked by my size to say anything.

I did this once too.  I never got very big (most people had no clue I was pregnant until after my son was born), but it was HOT.  I lived in shorts and a bra.  One day I followed then-husband outside and we were doing something in the yard, then I went to take the clothes off the line.  Didn't realize I'd been outside without a shirt on until after I came back inside.

[Apple]

May 9, 2013 13:37:09 GMT -5 thyme4change said:

I can't wait until I'm old enough to pretend I'm confused and senile, while walking around naked.  I have big plans for myself when I'm elderly.  After flying so straight and narrow as a middle aged person, I want to be a big weirdo as an old lady!

A big, naked, weirdo.  I'm tired of being straight laced...