ken a.k.a OMK
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Post by ken a.k.a OMK on Feb 4, 2013 22:06:39 GMT -5
Virgil, I never opened a can with my teeth. But I have stripped insulation off wire with my teeth as a kid since I had no tools.
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Virgil Showlion
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[b]leones potest resistere[/b]
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Feb 4, 2013 22:08:58 GMT -5
The full list:
Have you ever...
sQs : [ 'danced with a dingo', 'done anything intelligent', 'eaten dryer lint', 'used deodorant', 'punched a duck', 'fed your pets pet food', 'sat on a hamster', 'tasted \'spearmint\' flavour gum', 'painted your chest blue', 'helped or consoled somebody', 'licked your cat\'s paws', 'actually used floss', 'kissed your microwave', 'owned nice looking furniture', 'cussed out a child', 'ridden a bicycle', 'swung a sword or a morningstar', 'respected your mother', 'thrown your pet', 'told your child you love them', 'tried to harm a clown', 'seen or used a coffee maker', 'grabbed your spouse\'s flab', 'watered a plant you hated', 'screamed at a bird', 'hugged your inlaws', 'thrown up something green', 'been called \'smart\'', 'saved a hairball', 'tipped an older waiter', 'danced with your pet', 'tasted dark chocolate', 'wished you were furry', 'heard the word \'hoagie\'', 'swallowed a pencil', 'met your neighbours', 'forgotten what an appliance does', 'carried a wallet or purse', 'hit and run', 'heard of \'Seinfeld\'', 'mistaken the moon for the sun', 'loved your country', 'bowed to an idol', 'made loud animal noises', 'tasted bottled water', 'called your spouse a \'giraffe\'', 'seen an infomercial', 'heard of a \'chastity belt\'', 'roadkilled a cat', 'put fruit in pancakes', 'cursed or attacked a lawyer', 'forgotten a dream', 'tried to induce a seizure', 'checked more than one bag', 'tickled a snake', 'stalked your employer', 'opened a can with your teeth', 'phoned your parents', 'accidentally made barking noises', 'weighed less than 220 lbs', 'thought dogs are racist', 'let your spouse drive', 'spanked your pet', 'befriended a redhead', 'tried to slither on the ground', 'used arrow keys on your keyboard', 'accidentally eaten a suppository' ]
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steff
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I'll sleep when I'm dead
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Post by steff on Feb 4, 2013 23:24:01 GMT -5
I still haven't quite figured out the chuckle one would get from asking me if I've ever stalked my employer.
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ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Feb 4, 2013 23:43:43 GMT -5
I still haven't quite figured out the chuckle one would get from asking me if I've ever stalked my employer. It's just harmless fun - no need to take it so seriously - I doubt that swamp wasn't offended by this one:
'cursed or attacked a lawyer'
Have you read the entire list? They're ridiculously silly and harmless - plain and simple - even the one about seizures (which I suffer from). It certainly didn't bother me - it was humor. Maybe just not the kind of humor you're used to.
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steff
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Post by steff on Feb 5, 2013 1:48:49 GMT -5
I didn't say it "bothered me" or that I was offended, just that I don't get it.
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Virgil Showlion
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Feb 5, 2013 16:51:39 GMT -5
I didn't say it "bothered me" or that I was offended, just that I don't get it. Reply #127 largely explains my reasoning.
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Icelandic Woman
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Post by Icelandic Woman on Feb 5, 2013 16:59:20 GMT -5
Yes. I am still trying to figure this out.
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Iggy aka IG
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Post by Iggy aka IG on Feb 5, 2013 17:01:39 GMT -5
Mine was have you ever tasted dark chocolate.
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Jaguar
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Post by Jaguar on Feb 5, 2013 19:33:05 GMT -5
What's there to figure out ?
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