Great Gift Idea....

[Taxman10]

A BANANA slicer!!


www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk

For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger.
Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story.

The reviews on this thing are amazing!!

[thyme4change]

LOL

[Taxman10]

this would be great for you MM:

Not only does the Hutzler 571 save time slicing bananas (that much is a given), but ever since I've been slicing my bananas instead of eating them whole, my husband has been "bothering" me less. No more naughty ideas filling his dirty mind. I know what you're thinking. I could just eat my bananas sideways, but that would just waste more time... SECONDS that I just don't have. Granted, cleanup is a bit time consuming and slightly cumbersome, but it beats the "other" cleanup any day.

[Taxman10]

What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone.... this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day's banana slices. It's one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old "I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?" and of course, "You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!" These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re-enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. That's when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER!