tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Dec 8, 2012 14:15:30 GMT -5
This extravagant older woman comes to the store and shops for...days...(it feels like she is here for EVERRRRRRRR)!!! She finally picks pineapple and asks me: - is it ready to eat? -yes -so if I cut it up I can eat it today? -yessssss -I can honestly cut it and eat it tonight? -you can eat it tonight even IF YOU DON'T CUT IT!!!!!!!! You can bite right into it!!! -I actually do eat it with skin - -Yeas, really, it is so good for skin -but how does it taste? -its hard to swallow but it is very good for you took pineapple... -oh, cantalopes - -are these cantalopes ready to eat? -yep! -do you know it for the fact? -I can not physically eat ALL items I am selling, so you will have to take a chance -yeah, but is it sweet? - -you will have to see it for yourself -what if its not sweet? - took cantalope... Touches loose candy. -its seems like these candys are so hard -no its not, its chocolate covered apricots!!! (squeezing them handfull) - they seem hard -NO! Its APRICOT! Covered in chocolate!!! And its FRESH!!! So its SOFT by the definition of FRESH !@&*(#(!&$# took bag and filled it with candy... comes to cash register, I counted everything...opend her bag, ramaging trough...looking at me in dismay...ramaging again and in 2 sec SCREAMING 'I don't have any money!!! I must run back to a beauty parlor! I am not sure if I will return but hold it for me for an hour'...and she flew out of my store left me with sure feeling to keeling!!!! Or drinking. Or yelling at my DH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2012 18:41:31 GMT -5
Lone I'm guessing that would be "killing". Just a guess.
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weltschmerz
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Post by weltschmerz on Dec 8, 2012 18:54:41 GMT -5
Or she feels like keeling over.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2012 18:58:37 GMT -5
Somehow I doubt that Weltz LOL.
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Dec 9, 2012 12:43:54 GMT -5
Soooo...the story had not impressed no one, huh? BTW bitch never came back!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2012 18:25:52 GMT -5
Didn't expect her to come back, but have you figured out what she stole while she was distracting you?
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dannylion
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Post by dannylion on Dec 9, 2012 18:53:55 GMT -5
Didn't expect her to come back, but have you figured out what she stole while she was distracting you? Or her accomplice. They often work in pairs; one to distract, one to do the stealing.
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Post by Jaguar on Dec 9, 2012 19:15:26 GMT -5
There's a third one in there somewhere.
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Post by Nazgul Girl on Dec 9, 2012 20:02:57 GMT -5
I feel like keeling too, but I can't find a good sailboat.
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Dec 10, 2012 13:55:32 GMT -5
I just had another one who was here at the store for at least 40min. Picked out sugar. Confectionar's. After 40 min came to the register. Looked at the sugar, said 'I don't know if I want that sugar'... I said 'sure, you had not spent enough time looking at ALL 4 kinds we are offering'... She said 'I want regular sugar' I asked 'why did you pick confectionar's'? She said 'I didin't want confectionar's'... I said 'GET REGULAR ONE' and I showed her regular sugar She said 'its not regular, its GRANULATED'
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Post by thyme4change on Dec 10, 2012 14:06:58 GMT -5
Your customer services skill are A-MA-ZING!
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Dec 10, 2012 15:57:10 GMT -5
Your customer services skill are A-MA-ZING! No, you are wrong, my customer skills suck! This is why I am moving back to IT. Because my Corporate skills are trully amazing. When I am away from people...but you should know because I was here when I was in IT. Wasn't I pure charm? ...well, maybe not exactly because I was bored out of my mind in my cubicle most of the time so maybe I was acting little 'unlikely', I don't remember. Do you?
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Post by swamp on Dec 10, 2012 15:59:08 GMT -5
Your customer services skill are A-MA-ZING! No, you are wrong, my customer skills suck! This is why I am moving back to IT. Because my Corporate skills are trully amazing. When I am away from people...but you should know because I was here when I was in IT. Wasn't I pure charm? ...well, maybe not exactly because I was bored out of my mind in my cubicle most of the time so maybe I was acting little 'unlikely', I don't remember. Do you? I remember clearly. You are an incredibly pleasant and charming person.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Dec 10, 2012 16:02:04 GMT -5
OK, both of you need to just hand over the eggnog. Right now.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2012 16:03:57 GMT -5
I remember clearly. You are an incredibly pleasant and charming person. You're a lawyer so nobody believes you are telling the truth! ;D
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Dec 10, 2012 16:04:11 GMT -5
You should hire LaTisha as your bouncer. She'll chase these annoying old ladies out of your store.
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Dec 10, 2012 16:05:27 GMT -5
Looney? Do you mean "keeling" like Achmed means "keeling"?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2012 16:18:24 GMT -5
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Dec 10, 2012 16:22:12 GMT -5
Not me drinking eggnog even with swamp...I mean especially with swamp...
GE(E)L, you are too smart! Where have you been while I was struggling with all these...people?
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Green Eyed Lady
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Dec 10, 2012 16:37:19 GMT -5
Getting a new degree in Paleontology! Then I'm going to come live with you!
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Post by wyouser on Dec 10, 2012 17:32:23 GMT -5
there is a nautical term....do you mean Keel Hauling??? As I understand that..if there is "killing " involved it is easy to blame the sharks??
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