taz157
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Post by taz157 on Dec 6, 2012 16:07:18 GMT -5
I'm tempted to get it him and put him on our headboard so when DH wakes up and opens his eyes there will be this creepy elf staring down at him and grinning. ------------- On another note, you seem that you like to scare the crap out of your DH drama.
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NomoreDramaQ1015
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Dec 6, 2012 16:09:05 GMT -5
You should have seen his reaction when I cut one of those cheap spider rings apart and then put the spider on his pillow. He's still mad about that one.
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Post by CarolinaKat on Dec 6, 2012 16:10:42 GMT -5
I'm tempted to get it him and put him on our headboard so when DH wakes up and opens his eyes there will be this creepy elf staring down at him and grinning. ------------- On another note, you seem that you like to scare the crap out of your DH drama. This is nothing, I have a relative who put a LIVE gecko on her sleeping husband's face!!! And she wonders why she's on her 4th husband?!? Luckily he puts up with her crap I'd totally steal Drama's idea, but DF thinks little creepy elves are a christmas standard!
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NomoreDramaQ1015
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Dec 6, 2012 16:13:43 GMT -5
Make him do naughty things. My DH would find it hysterical if he went into the sunroom and found the elf watching porn on our computer.
I could stick his head in the oven a la Sylvia Plath.
Maybe I should steal my mom's. If I am going to pull these stunts I need to do it before Gwen is old enough to understand the concept.
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Post by wyouser on Dec 6, 2012 16:20:41 GMT -5
we got one for the grandkids (they named him Jeffrey) Now, the thing is, the elf is suppoased to move to a new location each day. My wife and I are at their house a good 2 or 3 mornings every week to see the kids make the bus. On Tuesday we roll into the yard and are greeted by the 2 siberian huskies they have. We open the door and 2 screaming balls of fur roll into the house, tree the cat (in the christmas tree) and charge down the hall into my sleeping grandaughters bedroom. As this chaos unfolds, I note someone didn't move the elf. a second later I have the elf in hand and am enroute to a different shelf as both dogs and my grandaughter come rolling into the livingroom. "you touched Jeffrey" shrieks my Granddaughter (You are not supposed to touch the elf according to the instructions) "what have you done?" "The Dogs, The Dogs" I lied, "they had him cornered on the floor and I had to save him" "Look Im putting him back up on the shelf.".........She bought it.....but I won't get away with it again. Moral is..its tough to have one of those elves about
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NomoreDramaQ1015
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Dec 6, 2012 16:23:43 GMT -5
"you touched Jeffrey" shrieks my Granddaughter (You are not supposed to touch the elf according to the instructions) "what have you done?" "The Dogs, The Dogs" I lied, "they had him cornered on the floor and I had to save him" "Look Im putting him back up on the shelf.".........
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Post by KaraBoo on Dec 6, 2012 21:55:56 GMT -5
OMG! My Mom has a set of 6 elf ornaments that were my Great-Grandma's that look EXACTLY like that elf!!! They're supposed to be "passed-down" to my brother and I.....maybe I need to rethink this...
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Post by Apple on Dec 6, 2012 22:25:24 GMT -5
They can provide a lot of entertainment. I've seen pics of one "rocking" a Barbie van, then sitting next to her with the straight portion of a candy came between his legs, still in the wrapper ("sealed for his protection"). Passed out with a bottle of booze, face in a wine glass, on a take with a line of flour and a razor blade. Best one so far was one with a reenacted scene from silence of the lambs. Seriously funny stuff.
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Post by geenamercile on Dec 7, 2012 6:03:02 GMT -5
Any one else thinking Santa isn't really sending these elves to watch the kids, but really just want them out of his hair for a month.
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Post by geenamercile on Dec 7, 2012 6:03:48 GMT -5
I bet they don't really even go back to the north pole at night, most likely just sends him a text message.
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Post by p8nt on Dec 7, 2012 17:00:19 GMT -5
I saw on FB this morning, our friend's Elf decided to go for a hot air balloon ride last night, he used 2 red helium balloons and a pair of spider man undies. He got hung up in the chandelier and couldn't get down.
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Post by mollyanna58 on Dec 7, 2012 18:52:22 GMT -5
I saw on FB this morning, our friend's Elf decided to go for a hot air balloon ride last night, he used 2 red helium balloons and a pair of spider man undies. He got hung up in the chandelier and couldn't get down. ;D
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Post by p8nt on Dec 14, 2012 13:09:49 GMT -5
Had to share the latest on my friend's elf, Marty.
Yesterday Marty was up to no good again. He UNDECORATED their entire tree. The tree it took over 3 hours for her to decorate. They came home and found all their ornaments piled in the middle of the living room floor and Marty was hanging out on top of the pile.
Friend did not do this for her kids, one of friend's friends came in and did it. Friend is a tad bit pissed about it because she took so long to decorate her tree and now has to do it all over again.
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