Snów Lèópards Destroying Earth: Scientific Proof

[BeenThere...DoneThat...]

...pfft, SL... a few more clicks of karma sure can't hurt on these boards...
...and it's not like we can get them by hook or crook, right?

[TD2K]

without selling their souls for a few shiny trinkets waved in their faces

Oooooo Shiny

[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

You're so easy, TD.

[NoNamePerson]

Every time I see Virgil's avatar I think of a sonogram - maybe Snow Leopards about to hatch

[Virgil Showlion]

15 karma up for grabs just for admitting that the uncia are despicable, and no takers.

If I offered 15 karma for posters to say "Republicans are despicable", or "Democrats are despicable", or "American non-voters are despicable", people would be lining up.

So get that: Between the three of them, I could get every single American labelled as "despicable" by their fellow countrymen, but I can't get one person to admit the truth about the uncia.

I can't think of any better proof of the sheer depth of the uncian mind corruption.

[Virgil Showlion]

Every time I see Virgil's avatar I think of a sonogram - maybe Snow Leopards about to hatch

"Hatch". Like vipers.

Ha! I love it!

[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

Aug 20, 2012 21:09:49 GMT -5 NoNamePerson said:

Every time I see Virgil's avatar I think of a sonogram - maybe Snow Leopards about to hatch

I don't know about Snow Leopards hathcing, but when the V & S intersect at the top of his avatar, they do turn into a swan. Just watch and you'll see it appear.

[NoNamePerson]

Aug 20, 2012 21:13:10 GMT -5 ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ said:

Aug 20, 2012 21:09:49 GMT -5 NoNamePerson said:

Every time I see Virgil's avatar I think of a sonogram - maybe Snow Leopards about to hatch

I don't know about Snow Leopards hathcing, but when the V & S intersect at the top of his avatar, they do turn into a swan. Just watch and you'll see it appear.

Those are Snow Leopards in disguise!!! Just watch what they turn into when they are born

[Jaguar]

Oh Virgil give it up, your adopted 283 snow leopard babies want their daddy to acknowledge them. Stop fighting their love for you. 283 fluffs of innocent fur balls crying out for their miserable human daddy to acknowledge his true love for them, is heart breaking.

[Virgil Showlion]

Lyrics to one of those "endless songs":

Got 'em all lined up. I do I do.
Got 'em all lined up. It's true it's true.
What's that sound? I say: what's that sound?
It sounds so fine.
It sounds like BANG!
...now there's only 282 in the line.

Ohhhhhh....
Got 'em all lined up. I do I do.
Got 'em all lined up. It's true it's true.
What's that sound? I say: what's that sound?
It sounds so fine.
It sounds like BANG!
...now there's only 281 in the line.

Ohhhhhhh.....

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[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

Ever notice how your avatar is black & white, often displaying its spots as it travels in a circle around the square, and has an irridescent (mostly blue) tinge the color of a snow leopard's eye: ;D

[Virgil Showlion]

Contrary to what is supposed by your personal text, an uncian's eyes are nearly always a mouldering gray-yellow, with tight piggish pricks of black dead center.

The repulsive blue-eyed uncian Moon included in the default av set is a Photoshop job with a palette swap and the contrast hiked up 90%. It also changes the necrotic blackish-gray and corpse-gray of its fur into ebony black and snow white, respectively. The avatar stands as a microcosm of the media's phony portrayal of the uncia in general.

[Jaguar]

Aug 20, 2012 21:51:43 GMT -5 ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ said:

Ever notice how your avatar is black & white, often displaying its spots as it travels in a circle around the square, and has an irridescent (mostly blue) tinge the color of a snow leopard's eye: ;D

Oh I definitely see it, Virgil is a closet Snow Leopard lover. Come out of the closet Virgil it's alright.

[Artemis Windsong]

Okay V, the last thing I would want to do is hurt a cute little tahr but it's still on the list. I would look great in Moma tahr's fur collar.

Pardon my misunderstanding. I think you have been too intimately involved with a snow leopard to have memorized the eye color and flecks. Sounds more like jilted rather harshly by one. Did you mistake a fake uncia at Furbies and go for the real one? Thereby memorizing in detail the spot configuration.

[Virgil Showlion]

Did you mistake a fake uncia at Furbies and go for the real one?

Weren't "furbies" those horrible little gremlins at the center of an insane consumer fad a few years ago?

I mean... I can understand the conceptual similarities. Horrible gremlins. Insane fad. But to compare the two is like comparing a mouldy apple with a charging undead pit bull. One provokes a mild sense of unease. The other inspires genuine terror.

How do I remember the eyes? Those cold, dead, yellow eyes? I've seen them in countless drawings by survivors. Flashes of them amid the carnage in the video footage we've been able to smuggle out of Nepal and India. Once you've looked into the eyes of an uncian, seen the bane of so many mothers and fathers and children dimly flicker within, you never forget it.

You never forget it.

[Artemis Windsong]

Perhaps I have the name wrong. My Furbies run around in faux animal costumes and proceed to, shall we say, rut. I don't know how much looking in the eyes romance there is.

Uncia uncia were born snarling with their claws bared. Remember, I volunteered to "lights out" some of those yellow eyes. Ooops, one just ate the swan.

[Virgil Showlion]

Perhaps I have the name wrong. My Furbies run around in faux animal costumes and proceed to, shall we say, rut. I don't know how much looking in the eyes romance there is.

Those are called "furries".

I read at some point that the 'rutting' is a popular myth. That only an insignificant fraction of "furries" actually do anything more than dress up and walk around in costumes at conventions, etc.

I've never actually seen one, except in photos that certain people have posted on NMNSM.

Remember, I volunteered to "lights out" some of those yellow eyes.

If you can provide proof of a kill, we pay handsomely. The spawn ("cubs" in common parlance) are worth double.

I'm not at liberty to say how much, but let's just say "put your kid through college" numbers are involved.

We don't condone attacks on members of the pro-lep establishment (that would make us no better than the vile uncia). But if you key their cars or sabotage their research, we can pay you under the table.

Also, now that I think about it, if you come across a "furry" dressed up as an uncian and you're able to lob a stink bomb into his/her suit, or maybe set the costume on fire, I'm almost certain I could come up with a 2-3K honorarium for you.

"Hee! Where are your spotted masters now, you stinky wretch!"



Think about it.

[Jaguar]

Thinking << Virgil needs new hobby >>

[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Virgil - but it seems the Snow Leopard has even invaded the Furby world:

[Virgil Showlion]

Virgil needs new hobby

"Hobby"!?



My dear Sugilite, my profession is designing thermal guidance systems for short-range missiles with one purpose: to seek out and destroy uncian hives in the Hindukush.

I have devoted my very life to this pursuit.

You don't seem to understand: mankind's violent nature flows out of the uncia. They are the originators of our violence and hostility. The "human nature" we know is a myth. It is human nature tainted by uncian nature.

Do you think it's a coincidence that the Middle East is the most conflict-ridden subcontinent on Earth, or that India is the most impoverished?

The maleficarum—the same black rot concentrated in uncian spots—disperses from uncian hives in the Hindukush to the far reaches of the Earth. With the uncia exterminated and that spiritual toxin gone, all conflict ceases. No more war. No more crime. No more famine or poverty or destitution. Palm Beach Paul and Don Perignon will spend their hours discussing art, science, and mathematics. MuscleUp and Nancy will find true, lasting love together. There will be no need for mods on NMSNM, because everyone will be kind, courteous, thoughtful, and sensitive.

Oh, Sugilite, if only you could see it as I do.

[Jaguar]

Virgil needs to get a freaking life.....NERD BOY

[Virgil Showlion]

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Earth with the Uncia



Earth Once We've Exterminated the Uncia

It's as simple and as beautiful as that.

[Jaguar]

Oh I see your family showed up again. Couldn't they at least wash their faces Virgil.

[Jaguar]

The earth once Sugi cleans up all of Virgil's crap.

[NoNamePerson]

Aug 22, 2012 21:42:37 GMT -5 Jaguar said:

Oh I see your family showed up again. Couldn't they at least wash their faces Virgil.

OMG, I love that picture. I know I am sick but would make a great T-shirt. Love all those skulls

[TD2K]

My dear Sugilite, my profession is designing thermal guidance systems for short-range missiles with one purpose: to seek out and destroy uncian hives in the Hindukush.

With a few side excursions into computer hacking.

[Virgil Showlion]

Couldn't they at least wash their faces Virgil.

Human blood is a dog to get out of fur.

OMG, I love that picture. I know I am sick but would make a great T-shirt. Love all those skulls

Yes...

<<9 1 1>>

I'm going to... go... eat... food now...

<<9 1 1 9 1 1 9 1 1>>

because I left my... food... in the... in the food... cooking... oven...

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[beags]

Aug 22, 2012 21:42:37 GMT -5 Jaguar said:

Oh I see your family showed up again. Couldn't they at least wash their faces Virgil.

I love the red eyes. I bet that would show up great on a black shirt. (I don't wear red .. skin is too pale to wear red)

I do have a grey shirt with white tigers on it. .. .

but that print would be great on a shirt.

[beags]

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wait, trying to get pic to post.

[beags]

Aug 22, 2012 20:26:59 GMT -5 ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ said:

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Virgil - but it seems the Snow Leopard has even invaded the Furby world:

Yes, I can see the resemblance

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a7/Uncia_uncia.jpg


*sigh* how do you post a pic?