Deleted
Joined: Apr 26, 2024 19:25:51 GMT -5
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2012 21:12:32 GMT -5
It is Satan, not Satin. (I told you someone would correct you.) Message #98 (I was gonna do it)
|
|
happyscooter
Senior Member
Joined: Jan 5, 2011 9:04:06 GMT -5
Posts: 2,416
|
Post by happyscooter on Jul 26, 2012 21:13:05 GMT -5
I learned how to make BINGO cards!! HIPPEE!!!
|
|
KaraBoo
Senior Member
Joined: Dec 21, 2010 17:14:51 GMT -5
Posts: 3,076
|
Post by KaraBoo on Jul 26, 2012 21:20:43 GMT -5
I learned that you MUST SAVE THE DOTS!!!
.......................................................................................
;D
|
|
GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl
Senior Associate
"How you win matters." Ender, Ender's Game
Joined: Jan 2, 2011 13:33:09 GMT -5
Posts: 11,291
|
Post by GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl on Jul 26, 2012 21:21:24 GMT -5
That only perfect YMers or imperfect YMers with a strong masochistic streak post their budgets.
And God help you if you don't follow every bit of advice, without question or complaint, even if some of it contradicts other advice.
|
|
NastyWoman
Senior Associate
Joined: Dec 24, 2010 20:50:37 GMT -5
Posts: 14,351
|
Post by NastyWoman on Jul 26, 2012 23:29:15 GMT -5
I have learned that thanks to all of the people not living by YM rules cats won't have any food left in the near future and they will join the zombies roamong around attacking and eating every person they can still find.
SAVE YOURSELF AND REMEMBER TO NAIL THOSE PET DOORS SHUT!!!
|
|
CarolinaKat
Junior Associate
Joined: Dec 21, 2010 16:10:37 GMT -5
Posts: 6,364
|
Post by CarolinaKat on Jul 27, 2012 6:49:26 GMT -5
Walmart won't let you use your own bags. and that Latishia is a big scary woman. I'm sure she's a single mom. Boy, that felt good to laugh that much. [/quote] I've learned that I can make such powerful posts so others will quote it and use it in nearly every thread!!! But at first I thought that those people are narrowminded and dull...and pathetic! Now I am kinda prowd... I've learned that at YM we can have 'JUDGMENTAL ASSHOLE' as a signature but can't talk about certain undergarment... because!!! That Archie makes everything sexually explicit... That ANY car can last and last and last...until its dead and I have to buy cheapest car out there that must last and last and last without costly repairs... [/quote] LOL.... Love this!!!
|
|
happyhoix
Distinguished Associate
Joined: Oct 7, 2011 7:22:42 GMT -5
Posts: 20,882
|
Post by happyhoix on Jul 27, 2012 7:09:09 GMT -5
If you go to the grocery store and observe what's in other people's baskets, it's only OK to comment on it if they are paying with food stamps. If they are, there cannot be one single potato chip, cookie, French fry or other food item that is unhealthy. If there is, you are free to tell them that they are going to YM hell for it. They better not have big steaks or lobster, either.
|
|
Gardening Grandma
Senior Associate
Joined: Dec 20, 2010 13:39:46 GMT -5
Posts: 17,962
|
Post by Gardening Grandma on Jul 27, 2012 7:23:47 GMT -5
That ANY car can last and last and last...until its dead and I have to buy cheapest car out there that must last and last and last without costly repairs...
;D
And you'd better pay cash for that car or you are doomed to a cat food-eating retirement. And it had better be a 2-3 year old model, not a new one!
|
|
Colleenz
Senior Member
Joined: Dec 20, 2010 8:56:39 GMT -5
Posts: 3,983
|
Post by Colleenz on Jul 27, 2012 7:42:01 GMT -5
That the IRS has created a new classification of non taxable income called snowflake money.
|
|
Miss Tequila
Distinguished Associate
Joined: Dec 19, 2010 10:13:45 GMT -5
Posts: 20,602
|
Post by Miss Tequila on Jul 27, 2012 7:48:16 GMT -5
"And that you should clean with vodka. (or was that one posted on EE?) "
Damn it, no wonder my house is a pig stye...i thought I was supposed to DRINK vodka while cleaning....
|
|
wvugurl26
Distinguished Associate
Joined: Dec 19, 2010 15:25:30 GMT -5
Posts: 21,698
|
Post by wvugurl26 on Jul 27, 2012 7:53:08 GMT -5
"And that you should clean with vodka. (or was that one posted on EE?) " Damn it, no wonder my house is a pig stye...i thought I was supposed to DRINK vodka while cleaning.... Dani must have shredded that memo too.
|
|
tloonya
Junior Associate
What status?
Joined: Dec 18, 2010 16:22:13 GMT -5
Posts: 8,452
|
Post by tloonya on Jul 27, 2012 8:08:31 GMT -5
I learned that you MUST SAVE THE DOTS!!! ....................................................................................... ;D You had NOT learned I see........................ I have really learned that you don't have to pay your mortgage. Bank will cut it in half...I am yet to see it though....
|
|
midjd
Administrator
Your Money Admin
Joined: Dec 18, 2010 14:09:23 GMT -5
Posts: 17,719
|
Post by midjd on Jul 27, 2012 8:22:52 GMT -5
Anecdote = data Anyone who lives in a HCOLA is living beyond their means Anyone who lives in a LCOLA is an uncultured hick If you're a SAHM, you are a leech and/or too dumb to have a real job If you work and send your kids to daycare, they will be locked in a dog kennel all day If you work and have family provide childcare, you are a mooch If you work and have a SAHP, you're married to a golddigger A lifted Ford Excursion is a good investment. Oh, and having "every square inch" of your walls covered in antiques isn't "clutter" ;D
|
|
swasat
Senior Member
Joined: Apr 13, 2011 9:34:28 GMT -5
Posts: 3,735
|
Post by swasat on Jul 27, 2012 8:52:07 GMT -5
Personal experience also = data (Hey! if it happened to me in my small town high school then it must be happening in every school in America. If you wear makeup in school then you are a ho.
|
|
swasat
Senior Member
Joined: Apr 13, 2011 9:34:28 GMT -5
Posts: 3,735
|
Post by swasat on Jul 27, 2012 8:53:33 GMT -5
Getting my car painted next to Robert Redford's car increases its value multifold
|
|
NomoreDramaQ1015
Community Leader
Joined: Dec 20, 2010 14:26:32 GMT -5
Posts: 47,231
Member is Online
|
Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Jul 27, 2012 8:58:34 GMT -5
If you work and send your kids to daycare, they will be locked in a dog kennel all dayI could do that for free at home! All degrees except STEM degrees are fluff degrees that only stupid people and women looking for MRS degrees obtain.
|
|
midjd
Administrator
Your Money Admin
Joined: Dec 18, 2010 14:09:23 GMT -5
Posts: 17,719
|
Post by midjd on Jul 27, 2012 9:10:07 GMT -5
If all the women I date are crazy, it means all women are crazy = NOT any personal failings on my own part. ^The above only applies to men. If you're a woman and all the men (OR women) you date are crazy, that's because you made them that way. That's what women do.
|
|
swasat
Senior Member
Joined: Apr 13, 2011 9:34:28 GMT -5
Posts: 3,735
|
Post by swasat on Jul 27, 2012 9:14:48 GMT -5
Daycare = Germ infested, filthy 10X10 room with no windows, crammed with 55 crying kids, all with runny noses, taken care of by people who are all losers in life and have no ambition but to molest the children they care for. (Seriously. Some of the posters equate the above to a daycare )
|
|
NomoreDramaQ1015
Community Leader
Joined: Dec 20, 2010 14:26:32 GMT -5
Posts: 47,231
Member is Online
|
Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Jul 27, 2012 9:27:04 GMT -5
Well the majority of kids DO seem to have runny noses. Daycares that follow the rules and get licensed are chumps with something to hide. If you choose a licensed daycare you are not doing proper research and are therefore a lazy neglectful parent. If you were doing your research you'd choose an unlicensed daycare that has an elaborate legal set-up to protect her ass from liability.
|
|
Deleted
Joined: Apr 26, 2024 19:25:51 GMT -5
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2012 9:27:08 GMT -5
Daycare = Germ infested, filthy 10X10 room with no windows, crammed with 55 crying kids, all with runny noses, taken care of by people who are all losers in life and have no ambition but to molest the children they care for. (Seriously. Some of the posters equate the above to a daycare ) So I see you've met my DH....
|
|
hockeygrl
Established Member
Joined: Jan 9, 2011 18:07:55 GMT -5
Posts: 450
|
Post by hockeygrl on Jul 27, 2012 9:39:54 GMT -5
If you save for your kid's college, you will be eating cat food in retirement and your kid will be a lazy shiftless (though educated) bum with no appreciation for his/her (most likely worthless) degree.
If you don't pay for your kid's college, you are a heartless parent setting you kid up for a life of toil and trouble as they dig out from under loads of debt with their highly appreciated and valuable STEM degree.
|
|
Waffle
Senior Member
Joined: Jan 12, 2011 11:31:54 GMT -5
Posts: 4,391
|
Post by Waffle on Jul 27, 2012 9:59:05 GMT -5
Oh, and having "every square inch" of your walls covered in antiques isn't "clutter" I missed that one, but I like it. I've learned that there are a lot of nerds on YM (myself included). ;D
|
|
NoNamePerson
Distinguished Associate
Is There Anybody OUT There?
Joined: Dec 17, 2010 17:03:17 GMT -5
Posts: 25,692
Location: WITNESS PROTECTION
|
Post by NoNamePerson on Jul 27, 2012 10:18:08 GMT -5
I've learned that I am doing extremely well in my retirement. How do I know this I am eating DOG food instead of CAT food
|
|
NancysSummerSip
Community Leader
Joined: Dec 19, 2010 19:19:42 GMT -5
Posts: 36,321
Today's Mood: Full of piss and vinegar
Favorite Drink: Anything with ice
Member is Online
|
Post by NancysSummerSip on Jul 27, 2012 10:25:33 GMT -5
If you kick your kids out of the house and make them get a job so they can become self-supporting, you are heartless, cruel parents whose only goal is to turn their bedroom into a man cave.
If you let your kids live in your house, then you are a co-dependent slob who will wind up with exactly what you deserve: a forty-something child in your basement who's sitting on cement blocks, eating Doritos and dip and playing World of Warcraft 24/7.
|
|
NomoreDramaQ1015
Community Leader
Joined: Dec 20, 2010 14:26:32 GMT -5
Posts: 47,231
Member is Online
|
Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Jul 27, 2012 10:27:57 GMT -5
a forty-something child in your basement who's sitting on cement blocks, eating Doritos and dip and playing World of Warcraft 24/7. Switch that to Pringles and Resident Evil and you have my DH! Kidding!
|
|
swasat
Senior Member
Joined: Apr 13, 2011 9:34:28 GMT -5
Posts: 3,735
|
Post by swasat on Jul 27, 2012 10:31:51 GMT -5
If you did not have a part time job or summer job growing up then there is no way you can be a productive member of the society. Coz. you don't know the value of the dollar and have not learned any work ethics. You should have also gone to school/college on foot, uphill in thick snow storm to understand the value of true hard work and sacrifice. There is no other way.
|
|
swasat
Senior Member
Joined: Apr 13, 2011 9:34:28 GMT -5
Posts: 3,735
|
Post by swasat on Jul 27, 2012 10:35:40 GMT -5
I forgot an important one quoted by some one here:
All poor people (and people on welfare) should give up their kids to orphanages. Orphanages are the way (and the only way) to go if you are hit by hard times (doesn't matter if you love the child. Its in the best interest of the child that you give him up)
|
|
NomoreDramaQ1015
Community Leader
Joined: Dec 20, 2010 14:26:32 GMT -5
Posts: 47,231
Member is Online
|
Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Jul 27, 2012 10:43:04 GMT -5
On the first date you should bring your credit report, last six months bank statements, a W2, discuss whether or not you want to have children, whether or not you want to be or have a SAH spouse, whether your finances will be joint or separate, if you want to rent/purchase a home together and exactly how chores will be split.
If you do not discuss any and all of these things with your date as soon as they walk in the door then you are going to end up with a lazy mooching no good spouse and you deserve whatever bad fortune comes your way.
ETA: And you are never EVER allowed to change your mind in the future. If you do then you deserve to be divorced becaus clearly you misrepresented yourself during hte first date and everything from that point onward has been a lie.
|
|
swasat
Senior Member
Joined: Apr 13, 2011 9:34:28 GMT -5
Posts: 3,735
|
Post by swasat on Jul 27, 2012 10:44:20 GMT -5
On the first date you should bring your credit report, last six months bank statements, a W2, discuss whether or not you want to have children, whether or not you want to be or have a SAH spouse, whether your finances will be joint or separate, if you want to rent/purchase a home together and exactly how chores will be split. If you do not discuss any and all of these things with your date as soon as they walk in the door then you are going to end up with a lazy mooching no good spouse and you deserve whatever bad fortune comes your way.
|
|
Miss Tequila
Distinguished Associate
Joined: Dec 19, 2010 10:13:45 GMT -5
Posts: 20,602
|
Post by Miss Tequila on Jul 27, 2012 10:52:43 GMT -5
"All poor people (and people on welfare) should give up their kids to orphanages" LOL...no wonder I am getting lambasted on teh other thread...I should have come here first
|
|