chen35
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Post by chen35 on Jul 26, 2012 14:40:56 GMT -5
I forgot the other thing, which is if you are a step-mother you are automatically a heartless bitch.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2012 14:41:56 GMT -5
Everyone who lives outside NYC are potato farmers with no access to modern medical care. And if you don't believe that then you will end up with testicular cancer even if you're a woman!
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kittensaver
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Post by kittensaver on Jul 26, 2012 14:43:42 GMT -5
Oh, oh - the most obvious one! If you dare to fritter your hard-earned dollars away on manicures and pedicures you will eat cat food in retirement :-)
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Jul 26, 2012 14:44:22 GMT -5
Anything I spend money on is wasteful. Anything you spend money on is perfectly reasonable.
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Chocolate Lover
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jul 26, 2012 14:44:35 GMT -5
I have learned that doctor's cannot be trusted. I get all of my medical advice from the internet, the vet, and the clerk at the vitamin store. And everything is treatable by Hydrogen Peroxide. And that you should clean with vodka. (or was that one posted on EE?)
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thyme4change
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Post by thyme4change on Jul 26, 2012 14:45:28 GMT -5
I've learned that every woman, ever must have a much better hairdresser than me. I don't tell my gal squat!
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CarolinaKat
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Post by CarolinaKat on Jul 26, 2012 14:46:32 GMT -5
Everyone under the age of 30 is so stupid they can't be held accountable for their actions
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kittensaver
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Post by kittensaver on Jul 26, 2012 14:48:11 GMT -5
Everyone over the age of 50 is a materialistic, heartless, vain yuppie who deliberately set out to destroy the planet and the economy for future generations.
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Wisconsin Beth
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Post by Wisconsin Beth on Jul 26, 2012 15:00:21 GMT -5
I'm really enjoying this folks. Thank you for brightening up my boring day.
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Gardening Grandma
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Post by Gardening Grandma on Jul 26, 2012 15:08:38 GMT -5
Everyone over the age of 50 is a materialistic, heartless, vain yuppie who deliberately set out to destroy the planet and the economy for future generations. Or they are senile, cat food eating, paupers who thought SS was their retirement plan.
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Chocolate Lover
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jul 26, 2012 15:40:42 GMT -5
I've learned the lottery isn't a good retirement plan
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Post by kdamron on Jul 26, 2012 16:01:41 GMT -5
Thou shalt not comingle money with a SO until after marriage, after marriage thou MUST comingle money with DH/DW or you are cheating heathen obviously socking away money into a separate account with one foot out the door.
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swamp
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Post by swamp on Jul 26, 2012 16:04:16 GMT -5
You must poop in front of your spouse, otherwise your marriage is doomed.
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Post by dannylion on Jul 26, 2012 16:04:20 GMT -5
People over 40 should not be allowed to make their own financial decisions.
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Colleenz
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Post by Colleenz on Jul 26, 2012 16:09:31 GMT -5
Doxie can out drive Swamp any day of the week.
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Sum Dum Gai
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Jul 26, 2012 16:19:06 GMT -5
What crazy fool said that? Look, people have certain needs, and if you aren't meeting your spouses it's going to cause trouble in your marriage sooner or later. Unless you married a total freak, watching you drop a deuce isn't something that's going to lead to your spouse being in the mood to meet both of your needs. Do the math people.
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Sum Dum Gai
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Jul 26, 2012 16:20:03 GMT -5
So I really am a judgmental asshole...
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Chocolate Lover
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jul 26, 2012 16:20:08 GMT -5
But it's more true if it's also in italics MM
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Chocolate Lover
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jul 26, 2012 16:20:51 GMT -5
So I really am a judgmental asshole... Yeah, but I think I learned that at EE
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thyme4change
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Post by thyme4change on Jul 26, 2012 16:22:00 GMT -5
Often or just once? I mean - I don't do it daily, but doors have opened...
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Chocolate Lover
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jul 26, 2012 16:24:10 GMT -5
But it's more true if it's also in italics MM I haven't heard about the italics, CL... let me guess... another memo got shredded??? Only Tina's copy damnit! Yours is still in your inbox under all those empty wine bottles!!!
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jul 26, 2012 16:24:19 GMT -5
If you go to the grocery store and observe what's in other people's baskets, it's only OK to comment on it if they are paying with food stamps. If they are, there cannot be one single potato chip, cookie, French fry or other food item that is unhealthy. If there is, you are free to tell them that they are going to YM hell for it.
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Chocolate Lover
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jul 26, 2012 16:24:43 GMT -5
Yeah, but I think I learned that at EE No.. he wasn't a judgemental asshole at EE... he became a judgemental asshole when he started posting at YM again and bashing the EE'ers... Yeah, and I was still at EE when I learned about it.
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Jul 26, 2012 16:41:26 GMT -5
Women are intellectually dishonest even though nobody really knows what that means. How did I missed it? Its so funny!
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Post by Opti on Jul 26, 2012 16:45:56 GMT -5
Well I'm learning things on PM I don't want to know. I think PBP has a family member who doesn't behave normally and PBP is proud about calling him out on it and it leading to TRO? and setting the stage for being able to legally kill said family member if they return uninvited?
Ummmm. I'd like to go back to the nice drama of YM OT, where recently the worst thing was a teenage girl having unauthorized parties. Maybe Tloony or Doxie can start a thread. At least I'm not expecting anyone on YM to appear in the news for killing anyone.
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tloonya
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Post by tloonya on Jul 26, 2012 17:08:32 GMT -5
Walmart won't let you use your own bags. Walmart won't let you use your own bags. and that Latishia is a big scary woman. I'm sure she's a single mom. You can keep a business going by showing off your melons, putting all your canned goods on the dollar shelf and hauling your Amish chickens to your store in your car. I've learned Doxie Math and how to run a business TLoony style. Boy, that felt good to laugh that much. I've learned that I can make such powerful posts so others will quote it and use it in nearly every thread!!! But at first I thought that those people are narrowminded and dull...and pathetic! Now I am kinda prowd... I've learned that at YM we can have 'JUDGMENTAL ASSHOLE' as a signature but can't talk about certain undergarment... because!!! That Archie makes everything sexually explicit... That ANY car can last and last and last...until its dead and I have to buy cheapest car out there that must last and last and last without costly repairs...
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happyscooter
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Post by happyscooter on Jul 26, 2012 19:35:09 GMT -5
That if you misspell a word or use it the wrong way someone will correct you. (reply #53)
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Post by Happy prose on Jul 26, 2012 19:46:33 GMT -5
If you squander money on a pet, you are Satin. (maybe there won't be enough cat food for the country's retired people?)
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Post by Jaguar on Jul 26, 2012 19:58:36 GMT -5
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Post by happyscooter on Jul 26, 2012 21:09:04 GMT -5
It is Satan, not Satin. (I told you someone would correct you.) Message #98
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