EE Talent Needed Urgently

[Virgil Showlion]

...over in P&M. But specifically in this thread.

The horrors you'll find there are not for the faint of heart!

If you have a weak stomach, please do not read the following!








A comedian has said something crass and (dare I say it) mean-spirited!.

Ms. Joy Behar, ranked among America's top 300,000 comedians by popularity, has forged past the last sacred divide and maliciously lampooned a politician!

Chaos rages like a wildfire through P&M as frightened men and women discuss the implications.

What can it mean? Has black become white and white become black? Is this the end of civilization and life as we know it!?

With men's hearts wilting for sake of despair, never has an EE "short bus" intervention been so desperately needed. As soldiers, we must press forward into the midst of the horror, bringing levity and merriment to one of the darkest, coldest corners of planet Earth.

Will you take up the mantle?

Will you honour your sacred duty to claim this thread, this bastion of utter irrelevance, for EE or for the P&M graveyard?

Or will you stand idly by while P&M marches triumphantly into our domain and claims for themselves all that is goofy, irrelevant, and obscure?

I say fight with me! Claim what is ours!

To the short bus! smilies.site blocked due to malware warnings/imgs/matrix/matrix002.gif[/img]

[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

[dons EE cape and grabs tin foil]

I'm on my way..... wish me a safe return.

[Deleted]

Uh huh! No WAY am I going there. I am all out of tinfoil!

[Deleted]

What's that?... What's going on?

[ken a.k.a OMK]

Quick, someone get the alcohol and designate a driver.

[Deleted]

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LOOOOOVE IT!

[mmhmm]

Jun 13, 2012 11:17:59 GMT -5 @devianity said:

What's that?... What's going on?

I do believe it's distinctly possible Virgil is about to be ... rendered unconscious and hauled off to the nearest dungeon. We won't say who's going to undertake this onerous chore, but I must away to grab my dungeon keys and my mace.

[NancysSummerSip]

I've got a lot of tinfoil in my stash, thanks to coupons and sales....I am so ready!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


<<I just need to eat lunch first, yanno>>

[Virgil Showlion]

I... may... not have consulted with the P&M mods before posting this thread.

But back in "the day", we had short bus trips what... every three months? And to think it's been almost two years since those glory times ended.

A shame, really.

[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

I seem to remember a short-bus trip about 1/2 year ago (was it really farther back than that?). The thing's been cleaned out, gassed-up and ready to go since then. Maybe an EE roadtrip is just what's needed over there to lighten the mood before election time:

[Jaguar]

Send MUDsie over there, that'll teach em'.

[Deleted]

The bus trips were an annual thing until they announced they were closing down the boards. I know we made sure to take one last one before they went *poof*.

There's a lot of board jumping over here, so I thought the Field Trips were unnecessary, actually.

[NancysSummerSip]

Send MUDsie over there, that'll teach em'.

Not sure even P&M deserves that..........










nah, of course they do.

[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

Jun 13, 2012 11:48:55 GMT -5 Jaguar said:

Send MUDsie over there, that'll teach em'.

Virgil asked for talent. I don't think MU qualifies.

[NancysSummerSip]

sorry. I thought negative talent qualified. ;D

[Jaguar]

Jun 13, 2012 12:04:43 GMT -5 ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ said:

Jun 13, 2012 11:48:55 GMT -5 Jaguar said:

Send MUDsie over there, that'll teach em'.

Virgil asked for talent. I don't think MU qualifies.

I was hoping we could MUDsie elsewhere.

[wyouser]

Does the bus ticket include the return trip? This aging lefthander finds himself going into rooms and wondering why he went there....What happens if I cant remember how to get back here?? Do lefties have talent??? don't I have to bring a "source" along?? Come on guys, its tough to be a left hander always being in your "right" mind

[NancysSummerSip]

Aw, wyo, you know we'd never leave you over on P&M, heaven forbid!!!!!!!!!!!



Well, unless they offer us a boatload of money for you, but don't bet on that. Cheap bunch ovah there! ;D

[Virgil Showlion]

Sadly, I'm off to a meeting and will be out of contact for the next several hours.

Persevere in my absence, fellow short-bussers. We are few, but our will is strong.

[NancysSummerSip]

Sadly, I'm off to a meeting and will be out of contact for the next several hours

Translation: whatever Virgil's been sipping on has finally taken effect, and he needs a lie-down for a bit.

[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

Translation: Virgil's set the lure, now he's going to duck for cover and let us take over.

[Peace Of Mind]

Don't fall for it! He's trying to get us all banned for the snow leopard avatars we had!

[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

They've already made good work of the thread, if you haven't checked it out.

[Deleted]

I can't find my helmet!

[ken a.k.a OMK]

Jun 13, 2012 16:13:50 GMT -5 Peace Of Mind said:

Don't fall for it! He's trying to get us all banned for the snow leopard avatars we had!

Damn I fell for it.

[tallguy]

Jun 13, 2012 11:07:02 GMT -5 Virgil Showlion said:

Will you take up the mantle?

Will you honour your sacred duty to claim this thread, this bastion of utter irrelevance, for EE or for the P&M graveyard?

Or will you stand idly by while P&M marches triumphantly into our domain and claims for themselves all that is goofy, irrelevant, and obscure?

I say fight with me! Claim what is ours!

To the short bus! smilies.site blocked due to malware warnings/imgs/matrix/matrix002.gif

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With all due respect, sir, "No."

All it took was to click on the thread and see that our resident Primary Bullshit Purveyor is creating another ridiculous bastardization of common sense thread. And again, with all due respect, I value my brain cells far too highly to subject them to reading that twit. I've done it before and I can literally feel some die.

[Virgil Showlion]

Hey everyone, it's Tall!

You know, the man who invented EE? ;D

Demanded it, really. Went to Kim on the old MSN, stood fast, and demanded "Kim, we need a board to collect these off-topic posts."

You could say he's EE's founding father. Yes, Sammy, diver, and Later helped. But Tall is the sine qua non of EE, no doubt about it.

As for the best way to combat twitter? Why, twick the twolls into twashing the twoublesome twead.

I'm off to survey the damage now.

[Jake 48]

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[NancysSummerSip]

I think all that cross-board bashing has broken proboards.

Looks like all the buttons and posting capabilities are wonked-out.

Virgil.....is this your work, or what?

[Jaguar]

Nancy Proboards has been screwy for me for a while now. It's not Virgil, it's Proboards.