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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2012 14:56:40 GMT -5
why am I starting up grad school again - especially with all the crap I have going on in my life?!  |
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Miss Tequila
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Post by Miss Tequila on May 23, 2012 14:57:02 GMT -5
Cuz you're stupid?   |
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Post by thyme4change on May 23, 2012 14:57:09 GMT -5
Self-torture. You love the pain.
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Post by thyme4change on May 23, 2012 14:57:32 GMT -5
To prove you are better than everybody else.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2012 14:57:53 GMT -5
yes, and probably.
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Post by thyme4change on May 23, 2012 14:57:58 GMT -5
Professors in tweed jackets with patches on the elbows turn you on.
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Post by Miss Tequila on May 23, 2012 14:58:04 GMT -5
You have that leftover "overachiever syndrome" from high school? |
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Post by thyme4change on May 23, 2012 14:58:52 GMT -5
Because you are still hunched over from carrying books on your backpack on just you right shoulder, so in grad school you are going to carry all the books over your left shoulder and hope it evens you out.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2012 14:58:55 GMT -5
You have that leftover "overachiever syndrome" from high school? it comes and goes - like herpes. |
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Post by Miss Tequila on May 23, 2012 14:59:31 GMT -5
Awww...I miss Omni  |
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Post by thyme4change on May 23, 2012 14:59:49 GMT -5
Because you can't stand to be away from the liberal agenda that thrives and breeds in academia.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2012 15:00:55 GMT -5
Because you can't stand to be away from the liberal agenda that thrives and breeds in academia. business classes tend to be less hippified. But yeah, I made some libs mad in my Organizational Communication class last May. ;D |
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Post by Miss Tequila on May 23, 2012 15:01:21 GMT -5
Because now you get to pawn housework off on dh since you will be too busy with school work...
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Post by Chocolate Lover on May 23, 2012 15:02:22 GMT -5
Because your freaking crazy? |
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Post by thyme4change on May 23, 2012 15:03:03 GMT -5
Because when you reminisce, you would like to say "When doing my online classes..." - it'll make you feel young.
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Post by thyme4change on May 23, 2012 15:03:54 GMT -5
Because you love those little desks that you have to slide into on the side, and have one arm.
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Post by thyme4change on May 23, 2012 15:04:24 GMT -5
The smell of chalk on a blackboard causes you to lose weight.
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Post by thyme4change on May 23, 2012 15:04:53 GMT -5
One word: Overhead projector.
Wait.....
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Post by thyme4change on May 23, 2012 15:05:14 GMT -5
Okay...one word: Lockers!
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Post by thyme4change on May 23, 2012 15:05:42 GMT -5
Better pricing on tickets in the student section for football games.
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Post by thyme4change on May 23, 2012 15:06:02 GMT -5
You'd like to take in a much younger man as your lover.
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Post by thyme4change on May 23, 2012 15:09:44 GMT -5
The school cafeteria rocks!
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Post by thyme4change on May 23, 2012 15:10:37 GMT -5
Because you miss hearing the words "I'm sorry, we are now using edition 243, you have 242 - so you must spend another $200 to get the correct book."
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Post by thyme4change on May 23, 2012 15:11:06 GMT -5
No one in the real world ever uses the word "Syllabus." That is sad, really.
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Post by thyme4change on May 23, 2012 15:11:34 GMT -5
Your resume had too much white space.
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Post by Miss Tequila on May 23, 2012 15:11:37 GMT -5
I don't know...but if you become one of those people who does nothing but talk aboutyour god damn grades I am officially kicking your ass...so help me God, I will post Mocha on your wall each day!lol
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Post by thyme4change on May 23, 2012 15:12:18 GMT -5
You would do ANYTHING to get an even fuglier hat than you wore at your undergrad graduation.
(By the way, the color black will change and you will have to purchase yet another robe.)
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Post by thyme4change on May 23, 2012 15:13:02 GMT -5
Grades! That is it. You like having a letter grade to determine how good you are.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on May 23, 2012 15:14:00 GMT -5
Because the grad assistants look really hot - from a distance.
Up close, they're a buncha nerdy, skinny, dirt-broke dudes in older-than-Gawd jeans, ratty shirts, taped-together glasses and they smell like Fatty Patty after a week of MU's ministrations.
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Post by thyme4change on May 23, 2012 15:22:11 GMT -5
Would you feel satisfied if I came over every week and casually used the phrase "10 pages, double spaced."
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