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Post by swamp on May 18, 2012 10:46:16 GMT -5
So I was on the elliptical the other night, going along at a good pace, and then my iPod starts playing something strange. It's the Star Trek Theme. My husband loaded it on there. It threw off my entire workout.
Do I beat him? Cut off his allowance? Withhold sex? Move out?
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Post by Opti on May 18, 2012 10:51:24 GMT -5
I don't have an Ipod, but I guess this means you put it on random play?
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swamp
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Post by swamp on May 18, 2012 10:52:22 GMT -5
I don't have an Ipod, but I guess this means you put it on random play? Yes, and there's hundreds of songs in there, and I have no idea how that one got in there. |
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Post by Mardi Gras Audrey on May 18, 2012 10:52:58 GMT -5
All of the above! That is just wrong and he deserves to be punished.
Maybe make him exercise on the ellipitical for 4 hours straight listening to the My Little Pony theme song? Or Celine Dion?
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Post by thyme4change on May 18, 2012 10:53:02 GMT -5
I would laugh my ass off.
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Post by midjd on May 18, 2012 10:54:10 GMT -5
Put toothpaste on the toilet seat so he gets a minty ring on his ass the next time he sits down.  |
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swamp
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Post by swamp on May 18, 2012 10:54:22 GMT -5
I would laugh my ass off. Actually, I did laugh. |
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Post by Opti on May 18, 2012 10:57:13 GMT -5
I'd probably load something weird on his Ipod but that only works if he tends to use random play as well.
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Post by thyme4change on May 18, 2012 10:59:53 GMT -5
I thought you probably did.
I think your revenge should be more humorous. I think you should all of his songs off his iPod and just leave the Star Trek theme on there, which alternates with a recording of you saying "Seriously? The Star Trek theme? What's wrong with you?"
or buy a Star Trek uniform online and lounge around in it.
Or hang posters of the SS Enterprise and Klingon war ships in the bathroom and on his side of the bed, with little sticky notes that say "You seem to be so into Star Trek, I thought you might like this." And include a red lipstick kiss on it.
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Post by swamp on May 18, 2012 11:05:16 GMT -5
DH actually has one. I think I'll wear it to bed tonight.
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2012 11:06:34 GMT -5
DH actually has one. I think I'll wear it to bed tonight. and give him the "come hither" gaze...  |
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Post by Opti on May 18, 2012 11:08:13 GMT -5
DH actually has one. I think I'll wear it to bed tonight. I recently saw the Big Bang Theory episode online where Sheldon's GF plays doctor Star Trek style. I bet he'd like that. |
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Post by thyme4change on May 18, 2012 11:10:00 GMT -5
Perfect!!! Turn on the Star Trek theme as you climb into bed, too. And keep saying "Bridge to Janitorial Services - clean the bathroom!"
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Post by swamp on May 18, 2012 11:12:45 GMT -5
Okay, Swampy, you're on the right track, but when you don your uniform, you also need to have two blue smoking cocktails set out, and make mention of wanting to see his Klingon torpedo, because your deflector screens are down........and you want to do the Venusian twist. I know you know this stuff...... I'm going to borrow some guinea pigs and tell them they're tribbles. |
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Post by swamp on May 18, 2012 11:13:06 GMT -5
DH actually has one. I think I'll wear it to bed tonight. I recently saw the Big Bang Theory episode online where Sheldon's GF plays doctor Star Trek style. I bet he'd like that. Um............  |
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Post by thyme4change on May 18, 2012 11:13:55 GMT -5
Frickin' awesome!
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Post by MarleyKeezy78 on May 18, 2012 11:57:36 GMT -5
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Post by thyme4change on May 18, 2012 11:58:54 GMT -5
Can you learn to play the slide whistle before bed time?
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Post by GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl on May 18, 2012 12:00:47 GMT -5
 Poor guy has probably been waiting months for you to happen upon it. I guess he's patient and good with suspense. Tell him I said "High Five".
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2012 12:10:55 GMT -5
If he has an iPod, create a new Library of nothing but Barry Manilow and Debbie Boone songs. Write over the current library on his iPod.
Do NOT do this if you can't figure out a way to keep his current library intact in iTunes. I love a good practical joke, but for me Rule #1 is is that any damage must be reversible.
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Post by shanendoah on May 18, 2012 12:33:42 GMT -5
Your husband owns a Star Trek uniform. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you wearing it to bed will not be seen as a punishment... joost sayin...
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Post by GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl on May 18, 2012 12:37:47 GMT -5
Your husband owns a Star Trek uniform. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you wearing it to bed will not be seen as a punishment... joost sayin... ETA: Swamp, you do know that there are *some* things in a person's marriage that should be kept private and personal, right? |
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Post by wodehouse on May 18, 2012 14:25:03 GMT -5
well, don't beat him, he might enjoy it!  |
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Post by resolution on May 18, 2012 14:52:00 GMT -5
Here you go, they are selling uhura uniforms on ebay.  |
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Post by ❤ mollymouser ❤ on May 18, 2012 15:11:12 GMT -5
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Post by KaraBoo on May 18, 2012 16:14:05 GMT -5
You should download this to his ipod:  ETA: Did it work? Can you see the pic? It's showing a big red X for me here at work.....  |
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