My Back Scratcher

[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

I can scratch just about anywhere on my body except me back

Have you been out on the water too long? You're starting to sound like a pirate.

[ummboutthat]

this was a problem for me when the hair starts to act up during the full moon. I purchased a back-scratcher from Amazon.

[joynerk]

I saw an "acquaintance" once rub their back up against the door frame... kind of like a bear marking his territory.

Or you could have probably found one at BB&B. Either a back-scratcher or a "back scratcher"

[joynerk]

Dec 23, 2010 23:48:09 GMT -5 @joynerk said:

Or you could have probably found one at BB&B. Either a back-scratcher or a "back scratcher"

Darnit! Was that considered lewd or whatever else was in that COCk thingie??

[The J]

[jan]

Dec 22, 2010 13:33:12 GMT -5 Muscleup said:

With all of this dry, cold weather, my skin itches all the time. I can scratch just about anywhere on my body except me back. What to do?
I found a long handle spoon in the kitchen drawer and solved the problem. Man, does that work!!!!!!!!! ;D

Hey you just gave a hard time for the same thing, a letter opener works well too.

[ummboutthat]

hold please? letter opener sounds too dangerous...
efft! seems like safety got to me! LOL

[jan]

I'm small a letter opener works great, especially between the shoulder blades.

Just because it's my job to enforce safety doesn't mean I can't improvise.

[jan]

No, MU, I'm really pretty reasonable, just don't let me catch you riding on a pallet up on the forks of a forklift.

[jan]

Or my favorite of the week...the ladder is to short to reach the top of the wrack, so let's put it on the pallet on the forklift and raise it up 10 feet to the top. Not go the 50 feet to pick up an extension ladder.

[jan]

Let me know how that works for you MU, <<exactly witch federal court does IL attend for harassment issues under the EEOC?>>

[jan]

Sorry, but if she's on the job now, it wasn't part of the job she agreed to at the time of hire.

As far as enticement, you might have an action if you can prove she was not the same at the time you made the offer of employment and somehow morphed into a vixen.

[Bluerobin]

I do a full length back scratch using the mouldings on door frames!

[cavia]

Why not use the toilet brush to get your scratch on? Long handle, stiff bristles, it's the perfect itch-banishing implement!

[ummboutthat]

Awful - BUT HILARIOUS!!

[jan]

That is just wrong.

[cavia]

Oh come now! Buy a new one and use it solely for backscratching! A backscratcher by any other name.....

[jan]

The "new" makes a huge difference.

[Deleted]

Is this the Muscle UP?



Disclaimer, there is some cussin' in the song on the video.

[The J]

roflmao

[jan]

That's good Angel.

[cavia]

It wouldn't to my guineas. They eat their own poo to get more vitamins in a second pass.

[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

Is this the Muscle UP?

Sure looks like him to me. And a tree just might be the only thing that he won`t have problems with. You know if he got a new backscratcher or toilet brush that he'd have issues trying to use it too. Remember the twist-ties debaucle, the plastic wrap, and other simple objects he couldn't master?

[jan]

I forgot about the twist tie issue.

[ummboutthat]

Angel you rock!!

[The J]

Dec 24, 2010 18:10:01 GMT -5 ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ said:

Is this the Muscle UP?

Sure looks like him to me. And a tree just might be the only thing that he won`t have problems with. You know if he got a new backscratcher or toilet brush that he'd have issues trying to use it too. Remember the twist-ties debaucle, the plastic wrap, and other simple objects he couldn't master?

Maybe he could get one from Amazon with the frustration free packaging.

[Deleted]

Dec 24, 2010 18:13:41 GMT -5 @ummboutthat said:

[youtube] Angel you rock!!

I DO! I totally do!

Ok, now what did you do to get the video to show like that. I only know how to post the link to the videos!

[joynerk]

Dec 24, 2010 18:03:05 GMT -5 @angel33 said:

Is this the Muscle UP?



Disclaimer, there is some cussin' in the song on the video.

OMG!! Yes! That's exactly what I was referring to... without the theme music! Thanks for that, Angel!

[jan]

Face it MU it was funny.

[Deleted]

{Angel slips shiney new halo on and gives Mudsie a big ol' smile}