Taxman10
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Post by Taxman10 on Jan 21, 2011 9:36:50 GMT -5
A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible... No wait... Sorry.. I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shit. Never mind.  |
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NancysSummerSip
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Today's Mood: Full of piss and vinegar
Favorite Drink: Anything with ice
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jan 21, 2011 9:39:19 GMT -5
Oh, thank goodness you came to your senses, Taxman, I thought you were channelling your inner MU for a moment. Carry on.
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Post by jennml on Jan 21, 2011 9:40:50 GMT -5
Actually, sounds like your describing a golden retriever ... are you gonna be one of those guys who marries their dog???  |
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Befferz
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Post by Befferz on Jan 21, 2011 9:42:05 GMT -5
You know, I can't decide if I'm sorry I've never had the pleasure of meeting MU, or if I'm glad of it.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2011 9:42:52 GMT -5
I HAVE met him and I can't decide either.  |
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Taxman10
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Post by Taxman10 on Jan 21, 2011 10:20:50 GMT -5
Actually, sounds like your describing a golden retriever ... are you gonna be one of those guys who marries their dog??? as long as we can have an open relationship :-) |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2011 10:24:04 GMT -5
Actually, sounds like your describing a golden retriever ... are you gonna be one of those guys who marries their dog??? as long as we can have an open relationship :-) And I don't have to watch |
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kimber45
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Life's too short to own an ugly gun
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Post by kimber45 on Jan 21, 2011 10:33:12 GMT -5
"Whiskey, if you were a woman"
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Befferz
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Post by Befferz on Jan 21, 2011 10:40:14 GMT -5
"Brandy, you're a fine girl"
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chiver78
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Post by chiver78 on Jan 21, 2011 10:43:01 GMT -5
"Brandy, you're a fine girl" awesome song! |
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Post by jennml on Jan 21, 2011 10:45:49 GMT -5
Actually, sounds like your describing a golden retriever ... are you gonna be one of those guys who marries their dog??? as long as we can have an open relationship :-) Bestiality wouldn't be allowed in my open relationship. Another woman...go for it. Just leave Lady alone you Tramp!!!  |
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Post by greeneyedchicka on Jan 21, 2011 10:48:56 GMT -5
"I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan and never, never, never let you forget you're a man.......cause I'm a woman!" Sorry, that is what OP reminded me of  |
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kimber45
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Life's too short to own an ugly gun
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Post by kimber45 on Jan 21, 2011 10:52:24 GMT -5
"She's my little whiskey girl, ragged on the edges girl, ah but I like'em rough"
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ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ
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♡ ♡ BᏋՆᎥᏋᏉᏋ ♡ ♡
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Favorite Drink: Chilled White Zin
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Jan 21, 2011 10:53:33 GMT -5
"Witchy Woman"
Raven hair and ruby lips
sparks fly from her finger tips
Echoed voices in the night
she's a restless spirit on an endless flight
wooo hooo witchy woman, see how
high she flies
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Post by efco on Jan 21, 2011 11:07:32 GMT -5
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Post by greeneyedchicka on Jan 21, 2011 11:17:39 GMT -5
"Evil Woman"
You made a fool of me
But them broken dreams have got to end
Hey woman, you got the blues
Yes you ain't got no one else to use
There's an open road that leads nowhere
So just make some miles between here and there.....
EEEvil woman....EEEvil woman....
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Post by lisabelle on Jan 21, 2011 11:19:20 GMT -5
MU thought Fatty Patty was a REAL woman  |
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Cookies Galore
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I don't need no instructions to know how to rock
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Post by Cookies Galore on Jan 21, 2011 11:20:16 GMT -5
Mmm... whiskey....
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Taxman10
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Post by Taxman10 on Jan 21, 2011 12:00:58 GMT -5
Mmm....Meg.... Can i interest you in an open relationship??   |
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Cookies Galore
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Post by Cookies Galore on Jan 21, 2011 12:24:59 GMT -5
Mmm....Meg.... Can i interest you in an open relationship?? Heck no! But you can buy me some whiskey! I have to admit, I do love me some Feckin'. It's cheap, but it's still a good whiskey (to me)! |
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Taxman10
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Post by Taxman10 on Jan 21, 2011 13:19:52 GMT -5
<<taxman runs to the liquor store for some Feckin'>>
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