Tosh
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Post by Tosh on Nov 15, 2011 13:21:40 GMT -5
I am consumed by guilt, so much so that I am losing my will to live.  You lot could save me, instead of gloating over my suffering. I did not call her a liar, I merely hinted she was being economical with the truth....and I admitted I was wrong. Technically speaking it was not full sexual contact. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2011 13:23:36 GMT -5
Tosh, Tosh, Tosh....just answer the question. Did you inhale?  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2011 13:25:15 GMT -5
I am consumed by guilt, so much so that I am losing my will to live. You lot could save me, instead of gloating over my suffering. I did not call her a liar, I merely hinted she was being economical with the truth....and I admitted I was wrong. Technically speaking it was not full sexual contact. Tsk......tsk.......have you forgotten about the rule against internet suicide already? |
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Tosh
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Post by Tosh on Nov 15, 2011 13:27:58 GMT -5
Get that light out of my face.
I inhaled only in the non-breathing in sense.
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Post by mmhmm on Nov 15, 2011 13:29:13 GMT -5
Oooops. It's starting to look like the therapist might need a therapist. Is there a doctor in the house? ;D
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Post by Tosh on Nov 15, 2011 13:29:37 GMT -5
Internet suicide is allowed on this board as long as it is thread related.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2011 13:31:22 GMT -5
This is good stuff!
<< flips open notebook, licks pencil tip and starts writing >>
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Tosh
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Post by Tosh on Nov 15, 2011 13:32:36 GMT -5
It is not nice to laugh at my self inflicted misery, where is your heart ?
Where is your soul ?
Where have you hidden my cigar Monica ??
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Post by femmefatale on Nov 15, 2011 13:34:13 GMT -5
Oooops. It's starting to look like the therapist might need a therapist. Is there a doctor in the house? ;D YES...   |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2011 13:34:30 GMT -5
It is not nice to laugh at my self inflicted misery, where is your heart ? Where is your soul ? Where have you hidden my cigar Monica ?? It's right next to my "heart and soul", my dear!  |
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Post by femmefatale on Nov 15, 2011 13:34:44 GMT -5
Internet suicide is allowed on this board as long as it is thread related. LMAO!  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2011 13:36:27 GMT -5
I hope they used protection.
Soggy cigars are sooooo hard to light.
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Post by mmhmm on Nov 15, 2011 13:36:59 GMT -5
It is not nice to laugh at my self inflicted misery, where is your heart ? Where is your soul ? Where have you hidden my cigar Monica ?? 1) I left it in the parlor with yours. 2) It's in the pocket of my chinchilla coat, and that's at the cleaners. 3) In the blue dress. Where else? |
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Post by Tosh on Nov 15, 2011 13:46:25 GMT -5
You left my cigar in Jimmy Choo's ??
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2011 13:54:55 GMT -5
YOU RANG?  |
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Post by femmefatale on Nov 15, 2011 14:08:29 GMT -5
Love those stripper heels Joey! ;D  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2011 14:18:17 GMT -5
Love those stripper heels Joey! ;D Shoes like that seldom touch the ground.  |
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Post by jemima on Nov 15, 2011 14:25:30 GMT -5
Well spotted, indeed.
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Post by femmefatale on Nov 15, 2011 14:27:39 GMT -5
Love those stripper heels Joey! ;D Shoes like that seldom touch the ground. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2011 14:30:52 GMT -5
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Post by femmefatale on Nov 15, 2011 14:31:45 GMT -5
Dear Lord! Now that's what I call making money where your heels are! ;D
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2011 14:33:48 GMT -5
I know right!! too funny!
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Post by femmefatale on Nov 15, 2011 14:35:53 GMT -5
I know right!! too funny! Do you think we should ask for some therapy over this stripper fetish from Therapist Tosh?  |
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Post by probardreject on Nov 15, 2011 15:20:34 GMT -5
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Tosh
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Post by Tosh on Nov 15, 2011 17:35:56 GMT -5
It has been said it is Snicks birthday, if it is true she gets my warmest well wishes, if it is not she gets my wishes to keep warm.
Winter kills a lot of these old dears off.
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Post by mmhmm on Nov 15, 2011 18:08:46 GMT -5
 Old dears, is it?
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Post by cranberry49 on Nov 15, 2011 18:40:41 GMT -5
LMAO! This thread is just too funny! Hello everyone!  |
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Post by Tosh on Nov 15, 2011 18:52:03 GMT -5
lololol. I had a feeling mum would be first to bite. Gotcha. ;D |
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Post by mmhmm on Nov 15, 2011 19:04:12 GMT -5
Bite? That was just a nibble, darlin'. ;D
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Post by Tosh on Nov 15, 2011 19:07:28 GMT -5
lol, any news on Chiver forgiving me before I am your age ? |
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