imawino
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Post by imawino on Jan 12, 2011 15:38:10 GMT -5
:::(all bets are off when I'm driving and some idiot cuts me off!) :::
LMAO! My stepsons have undoubtedly developed a large vocabulary of profanity since I started driving them to school. I swear like a fucking drunk sailor on leave. There are a few people I respect that I know don't care for it, and I will sometimes make a lame effort to clean it up in front of them and go with "freaking " or something, but it's pretty rare. I usually just let the obscenities fly; the more vile and creative the better.
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imawino
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Post by imawino on Jan 12, 2011 15:42:44 GMT -5
Oh, and I forgot to add:
"Meg and her brother, sitting in a tree........"
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Post by jennml on Jan 12, 2011 15:44:30 GMT -5
I curse A LOT!!! Mainly during my road rage incidents. I'm usually situation appropriate and would never curse in a professional setting.
I went through a Fracking and Frell This phase. I think I was watching too much Battlestar Galactica and Farscape #shucks2#
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imawino
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Post by imawino on Jan 12, 2011 15:45:12 GMT -5
Nancy, "What the E" started after some hilarious thread where I got scolded (and I think a post deleted) for using WTF and the infamous Samuel Jones said the letter F was now a banned word and we had to replace it with a different letter of the alphabet. I have actually said that after a day of too much EE'ing, and people do look at you pretty funny.
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ihearyou2
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Post by ihearyou2 on Jan 12, 2011 17:00:22 GMT -5
I rarely curse around others but when I talk to myself I'm a raging profane drunken sailor. Most times that I use profanity in public are actually for emphasis.
Like what a cluster fuck or we're in DEEP shit.
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Loopdilou
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Post by Loopdilou on Jan 12, 2011 18:09:53 GMT -5
You guys should have heard me yelling at Dark when he joked he was voting for Fiorina.
I almost impressed myself with the number of fucks I laced into the conversation.
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Miss Tequila
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Post by Miss Tequila on Jan 12, 2011 18:23:38 GMT -5
You guys should have heard me yelling at Dark when he joked he was voting for Fiorina. I almost impressed myself with the number of fucks I laced into the conversation. <Tina hides her I <3 Fiorina t-shirt >
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Miss Tequila
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Post by Miss Tequila on Jan 12, 2011 18:24:04 GMT -5
Damn, my FB emoticons don't work here...
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The J
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Post by The J on Jan 12, 2011 18:25:01 GMT -5
It's # heart # (without the spaces):
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Post by radiodiva on Jan 12, 2011 18:28:31 GMT -5
My favorite: "illegitimate rodent" is our substitute for "Rat B*st*rd"
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Miss Tequila
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Post by Miss Tequila on Jan 12, 2011 18:28:41 GMT -5
#heart#
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Miss Tequila
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Post by Miss Tequila on Jan 12, 2011 18:29:07 GMT -5
J, that didn't work...
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Post by suzwantstobefree on Jan 12, 2011 18:33:23 GMT -5
When my ex and I were divorcing he would send me text messages using an old fashion cell phone where you used the T9 function. Well, one day I got a DUCK you message. After that, me and my boss whenever we would get in an argument it was DUCK you too........ <<we are pretty loose at work and it won't get me in trouble, we just find it funny>>
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Miss Tequila
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Post by Miss Tequila on Jan 12, 2011 18:33:34 GMT -5
Yay MM, that worked...for a minute there I was feeling pretty
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Peace Of Mind
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Jan 12, 2011 18:38:42 GMT -5
I either don't cuss (if it's near kids or people I know find it offensive) or I cuss. But I do love the words friggin' or freakin'. But F_ck is the only word that works for me if I'm overly excited like "That was f_cking great!" or "What a f_cking moron!"
ETA: IHOP I love "cluster f_ck!" It explains so many bad situations in one final swoop. LOL!!
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Artemis Windsong
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Post by Artemis Windsong on Jan 12, 2011 18:49:29 GMT -5
Barnicles. Blast.
Hoover Dam.
Bless her heart then play dumb when asked do you know what you just said? Duh. What song.
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Post by piratesparrot on Jan 12, 2011 19:39:41 GMT -5
God bless America!
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Miss Tequila
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Post by Miss Tequila on Jan 12, 2011 19:44:53 GMT -5
We also use "monkey circus" for "cluster f_ck". I LOVE cluster fuck! I also am found of goatfuck after reading some of Suzanne Brockman's books (no, it's not about BarnYard porn...sorry to disappoint Bob Ross)...
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KaraBoo
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Post by KaraBoo on Jan 13, 2011 10:29:45 GMT -5
DH is fond of calling me and saying he's sick with anal galcoma (sp?) - I just can't see my ass going into work today.
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