A roll of quarters in my pocket

[spydah]

I walked into the store with a big smile and a pocket full of quarters. I was only going to buy milk but I wanted to make this fun and exciting. (Yes, I've started a post like this before ). So, there it was, a half gallon of milk. And it was on sale!!!!

I grabbed it with my left hand and started to walk around with it. I finally made it to the register. Self check out of course, I couldn't have it any other way. I switched the half gallon to my right hand and scanned it. Beep. I reached into my pocket with my left hand and pulled out a roll of quarters. I opened up my roll and gently begin to insert a quarter into the slot. One by one and very slowly until I reached my total. Success! I now have 9 less quarters than I started with.

Now what do I do with my 6 cents?




Did you figure out how much the half gallon of milk was? THAT was the point of this thread.

[Deleted]

I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

[Colleenz]

To early in the morning to be spewing coffee on the monitor...:-)

[ktunes]

milk???

let me know when you get to the beer and wine section ;D

[spydah]

The scary part is the I live about 20-30 minutes from Archie.

[Bluerobin]

Spydah, I hope you have the Castle Laws in your state.
Math problems are too much work. After all we are Slackers!

[Deleted]

Jan 11, 2011 8:27:48 GMT -5 ArchietheDragon said:

I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

I am trying not to bust out laughing right now!!!!

[Befferz]

Jan 11, 2011 8:25:52 GMT -5 spydah said:

I walked into the store with a big smile and a pocket full of quarters. I was only going to buy milk but I wanted to make this fun and exciting. (Yes, I've started a post like this before ). So, there it was, a half gallon of milk. And it was on sale!!!!

I grabbed it with my left hand and started to walk around with it. I finally made it to the register. Self check out of course, I couldn't have it any other way. I switched the half gallon to my right hand and scanned it. Beep. I reached into my pocket with my left hand and pulled out a roll of quarters. I opened up my roll and gently begin to insert a quarter into the slot. One by one and very slowly until I reached my total. Success! I now have 9 less quarters than I started with.

Now what do I do with my 6 cents?




Did you figure out how much the half gallon of milk was? THAT was the point of this thread.

I was going to tell you what to do with that 6 cents, but then I read Archie's thread. Now I can't remember anything...

[TD2K]

I don't want to see Archie's X-rays.

[Beemermom]

TD....sounds like he's expelling the pennies....Archie...you've never been to Texas, have you? Better throw my gumball machine away just in case.

[jennml]

Jan 11, 2011 8:27:48 GMT -5 ArchietheDragon said:

I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

No clue if your math is accurate but this is some funny shit...I exalted you for it ;D

[TD2K]

I was going to tell you what to do with that 6 cents, but then I read Archie's thread.


Archie, a walking penny ATM.

[NoNamePerson]

That explains why Archie has been singing "Pennies From Heaven"

[Befferz]

Jan 11, 2011 10:37:26 GMT -5 NoNamePerson said:

That explains why Archie has been singing "Pennies From Heaven"

Archie's ass is heaven???

[NancysSummerSip]

I don't want to see Archie's X-rays

I would pay the TSA to let me see Archie's scans.

Talk about giving new meaning to "junk in the trunk".

[Deleted]

No clue if your math is accurate but this is some funny shit...I exalted you for it

Me too!

Archie's ass is heaven???

I believe that would be what HE said.

[Miss Tequila]

Jan 11, 2011 10:38:40 GMT -5 Befferz said:

Jan 11, 2011 10:37:26 GMT -5 NoNamePerson said:

That explains why Archie has been singing "Pennies From Heaven"

Archie's ass is heaven???

So THAT's why SF had the mancrush on Archie

[Deleted]

I appreciate the karmas! Hope you all know that I was not the author of that. It is a skit (the funniest skit) from the UCB,
See here.

www.funnyordie.com/videos/f7112b01fb/ass-pennies-from-greatest-comedy-sketches

[Miss Tequila]

Oh, we have moved on to talking about asses...Later should be here any minute to start complaining

[NoNamePerson]

Jan 11, 2011 11:05:24 GMT -5 ArchietheDragon said:

I appreciate the karmas! Hope you all know that I was not the author of that. It is a skit (the funniest skit) from the UCB,
See here.

www.funnyordie.com/videos/f7112b01fb/ass-pennies-from-greatest-comedy-sketches

Well, then let me thank you for posting the site. Love it

[kinetickid]

"A roll of quarters in my pocket"

Oh. I thought you were just happy to see us...

[kinetickid]

Jan 11, 2011 10:23:12 GMT -5 @jennml said:

Jan 11, 2011 8:27:48 GMT -5 ArchietheDragon said:

I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

No clue if your math is accurate but this is some funny shit...I exalted you for it ;D

I shall do the same. That was too funny... ;D

[kinetickid]

Jan 11, 2011 12:05:46 GMT -5 @missmargarita said:

Jan 11, 2011 11:58:56 GMT -5 @kinetickid said:

"A roll of quarters in my pocket"

Oh. I thought you were just happy to see us...

I thought the same thing. MM sad.

Great minds think alike, you know, MM.

(I'll exalt you in a minute when I'm able to do it again. You deserve a reward for being soooo smart and soooo clever.)

[Peace Of Mind]

Archie just gave a whole new meaning to giving his twe cents. LMAO!!!