IHOP Acceptance Speech

[ihearyou2]

Dear degenerates, lowlifes, and sycophants,

I would like to thank all of you for voting me the most popular member of any of the boards in the history of YM. I would like to thank Adam Horovitz, Ian Brown, and Black Francis for raising me to be the outstanding model citizen you see in front of you today. I appreciate the recognition that I can be more perverse then Omni, more arrogant then Pig, more verbose then WCP, and more intelligent then Miller.

I would like to thank Loony for giving me my moniker, MM for being my first YM lover, and Bloomy for being the mother I never had. I stand in front of you humbled with my robotic penis in hand and will pass on the torch, I mean my penis to the next to be honored in the EE Walk of Shame, I mean Fame. Please don't forget to send your checks or money order in appreciation of IHOP to:

I F***king Love IHOP Foundation
PO Box #696969 ooohhhh
Chatsworth, CA 96969 oooohhh

Thank you and may I continue to be the wind beneath your wings.

I Hear You 2

[ihearyou2]

I clean the penis regularly with Palmolive...

[Sammy]

I second that! <only the acceptance speech....pffft to the rest of it>

[Sum Dum Gai]

MM for being my first YM lover

I'll never be able to look her in the eye again. As a matter of fact, maybe that explains why she's afraid to look anyone in the eye at all.

I'd like to say we all make mistakes, but sleeping with IHOP.... that's just nasty.

[Miss Tequila]

Jan 10, 2011 18:36:05 GMT -5 ihearyou2 said:

I clean the penis regularly with Palmolive...

But you weren't circumsized...an uncircumsized penis can never really be clean..plus it lacks that "happy face"

<Tina hopes no one questions how she knows that IHOP isn't circumsized>

[Opti]

"more intelligent then Miller."
I'm feeling pretty bad for Miller about now. Wonder if he/she knows how to
use than/then?

[ihearyou2]

I want to be clear I had a clean bill of health prior to meeting MM and after she became a cougar and moved on to younger men.

[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

Quote: Thank you and may I continue to be the wind beneath your wings

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As much as I was moved by your acceptance speech, I'd much prefer that you not pass your wind beneath my wings

[ihearyou2]

:I'm feeling pretty bad for Miller about now.:

Don't be he'll slap the snot out of you with a wad of Benjamin's and say "How do you like me now?"...

[Deleted]

Just to clarify, there was no vote. Virgil just looks at who had the last post up when he has to change it.

[ihearyou2]

:Just to clarify, there was no vote.:

Silly girl, I'm humble but not stupid, I know there was a secret vote taken and I DO appreciate it..

[ihearyou2]

Damn I put up my acceptance speech and now there's a new featured poster already, I barely had a chance to finish my tapas.

[Empire the P.A.]

I really do picture him as Stewie the more I read his posts.
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[Sum Dum Gai]

Wow, Later got like days and stuff. Poor IHOP got what? Like ten minutes.

[ihearyou2]

Rumor was that I was up over the weekend but I just don't remember any of that

All right Archie here is the penis, enjoy...

[Opti]

I think IHOP had roughly two days as the featured poster. This thread must have inspired Virgil to post his feature on Archie. With all the research he's done on Snow leopards I'm disappointed he used South Africa as a source for bearded dragons.

[Peace Of Mind]

Jan 10, 2011 19:15:43 GMT -5 @missmargarita said:

Why is Archie laughing so hard right now???


::All right Archie here is the penis, enjoy... ::

Oh.. that explains it..

Not that there is anything wrong with that.