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Post by TD2K on Sept 4, 2011 18:27:30 GMT -5
I can see it now "Do you really think your Mom didn't know how to have fun?" ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2011 18:30:07 GMT -5
Mom used to have too much fun back in the day.... ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Virgil Showlion
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Sept 4, 2011 18:41:49 GMT -5
I am pretty sure I was drunk the night my first son was conceived. If my calculations are correct...then it was the night of the big college Halloween party. My ex and I were drunk. He was dressed as a woman and I was dressed as a dominatrix. ;D ![](http://syonidv.hodginsmedia.com/vsmileys/what_smile.png) ... ... ... ... ... ...
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Sept 4, 2011 18:46:31 GMT -5
The guy who started a poll with the words Drunk and Bunk in the title is left speechless? ![:o](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/shocked.png)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2011 18:51:23 GMT -5
Eh'...whatever. It was Halloween. We were young college students. No one was hurt. I have an awesome kiddo out of it.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Sept 4, 2011 19:00:59 GMT -5
Ya know, Steff, I knew I liked you as more than just a fellow racing fan. ![](http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff155/JiminiChristmas/smileys/1-1.gif)
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Sept 4, 2011 19:14:36 GMT -5
Angel: "Funny thing about Billy's conception, though. My ex and I were drunk. He was dressed as a woman and I was dressed as a dominatrix." Polite Company: "... ... ... ..." Polite Wife (whispering to Polite Husband) ![](http://syonidv.hodginsmedia.com/vsmileys/secret.png) : "Bill. Bill, for the love of bonnie Prince Charles don't say anything inappropriate."Polite Husband (whispering back) ![](http://syonidv.hodginsmedia.com/vsmileys/secret.png) : "Shush! She's looking at us!"Polite Husband: "Uh... so uh... well. I mean... he's a great kid. You really got him whipped into shape. No. No, that's not what I mean. I mean... you seem to have transvested a lot in his future. ... ... ![](http://syonidv.hodginsmedia.com/vsmileys/actnatural.png) " Polite Wife: "... ... ... ![](http://syonidv.hodginsmedia.com/vsmileys/yeahright.png) ... ... ![](http://syonidv.hodginsmedia.com/vsmileys/yeahright.png) ... ![](http://syonidv.hodginsmedia.com/vsmileys/yeahright.png) ... ![](http://syonidv.hodginsmedia.com/vsmileys/yeahright.png) ..."
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2011 19:22:34 GMT -5
Seriously...don't really care about polite wife...or polite husband...It isn't something that I bring up at social gatherings. And if someone wants to look down at me because of it, then they aren't someone I want to be friends with anyway. My friends from back in the day know all about it since most of them were at the party. But yeah...it isn't something I talk about all around town. This is an anonymous board with a bunch of people I don't know and probably will never meet in real life. So...yeah..I don't really care if someone thinks me joking around about it is inappropriate.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Sept 4, 2011 19:23:31 GMT -5
Virgil, there is a place for you in Hollywood, writing screenplays. Or in some dim basement, writing potboiler, bodice-ripper novels. Not sure which. ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2011 19:24:54 GMT -5
Also, it wasn't a random hook up. I was with my ex for a year and a half. It happened and I don't regret it for one second.
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Post by TD2K on Sept 4, 2011 19:43:25 GMT -5
This is an anonymous board with a bunch of people I don't know and probably will never meet in real life. ![:'(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/cry.png)
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Post by steff on Sept 4, 2011 19:46:17 GMT -5
I'm sure I would have offended and ran off "polite wife" long before we ever became close enough to have a "where'd you get knocked up" conversation.....
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2011 19:46:20 GMT -5
Except for you of course.... ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) Oh FYI I am watching Indiana Jones right now. Man you look hot for a 60ish dude!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2011 19:51:25 GMT -5
I'm sure I would have offended and ran off "polite wife" long before we ever became close enough to have a "where'd you get knocked up" conversation..... Oh me too. Either they don't like my tattoos or my nose piercing. Or my clothes are not mom like enough...or my bikini is too skimpy...or I drink too much on my front porch...or cuss too much...or something. I think most of them just need to pull the stick out of their asses and enjoy life a little bit and not worry what other people think about them.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Sept 4, 2011 20:04:09 GMT -5
You have tats and piercings? Funny, I never pictured that about you. Does it make you mad that I had you pegged as more of the prim-and-proper mom type? <<Nancy hopes Angel does not bash her over the head with an ass stick>> ![](http://syonidv.hodginsmedia.com/vsmileys/tongue2.png)
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Post by TD2K on Sept 4, 2011 20:07:25 GMT -5
![](http://muffintopmommy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/june-cleaver.jpg) to ![](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-JW4Aho6Ec-E/Ti-fHEdB01I/AAAAAAAAKqQ/CW7VKhQ4IhE/s1600/kat+von+d+1.jpg) Nancy, something like this?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2011 20:10:11 GMT -5
Hahahaha Nancy. Do you know how many people view me like you do? I can pull off prim and proper when I need to. All of my tats can be covered when I need to look professional. My nose ring comes out.
TD I don't have that many tats. Only 3. I am working on getting a back piece but I haven't settled on the exact design yet.
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Sept 4, 2011 20:37:23 GMT -5
I'm just not an EEer at heart. My question in the OP—collecting aggregate data about views toward hard drinking—is about at the limit of what I'd personally disseminate in terms of my personal info. You folks continuously surprise me with how open you are. ![](http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o133/froggyluver_2006/smurfs.gif)
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Sept 4, 2011 20:51:05 GMT -5
Yikes. I always thought ol' June Cleaver looked a little high in that photo. I mean, look at her eyes, wouldya? And her cheeks seem a bit hollow and hungry-looking, like she's been on a week-long meth jag. And what's that in the background, on the left? Some kind of crazy clown oven mitt?
And Tattoo Gal (I have no idea who she is) looks just plain dirty, like she's been swimming in ink. I don't mind tats, but I like to see the body art looking nice and clean and done properly. If my five-year-old nephew can draw on your belly with Crayolas better than Ike the TatMan, something's wrong.
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Sept 4, 2011 21:01:51 GMT -5
Nanc: I think that thing behind June is a Crazed Clown cookie jar - good way to scare the kids to death, dontcha think?
And the tattoo'd chick is Kat - the girl that Jesse James threw Sandra Bullock over for. Talk about a big step down !
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2011 21:08:10 GMT -5
Actual the person he cheated on Sandra with was Bombshell McGee. Kat was way after the divorce.
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Post by Miss Tequila on Sept 4, 2011 21:48:50 GMT -5
You'll forgive me a bold question (and feel free to say "too bold"), but is DS/DD 'OK' with the circumstances of his/her conception? I read somewhere that parents aren't supposed to come forward with this kind of information, but I think it was Dr. Phil who was saying "get it out in the open". Who teh hell knows how they were conceived??? I would be horrified to have my parents tell me anything about the night I was conceived...for my own sanity, I choose to believe I was conceived my immaculate conception...I don't know about the rest of you, but the thought of my parents having sex makes me want to ![](http://syonidv.hodginsmedia.com/vsmileys/sick.png)
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Sept 4, 2011 22:01:34 GMT -5
Well, now that you've planted the seed (pun intended), nobody's going to be able to erase that image. ;D
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Sept 4, 2011 22:06:41 GMT -5
And have you noticed how Virgil's innocuous poll degenerated from drinking to sex in just a few posts?
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Post by Miss Tequila on Sept 4, 2011 22:33:18 GMT -5
And have you noticed how Virgil's innocuous poll degenerated from drinking to sex in just a few posts? Just like real life...An innocuous night out denerates from drinking to sex in just a few rounds ![](http://syonidv.hodginsmedia.com/vsmileys/shucks2.png)
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Post by steff on Sept 4, 2011 22:34:10 GMT -5
And have you noticed how Virgil's innocuous poll degenerated from drinking to sex in just a few posts? you mean that's not normal?
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Sept 4, 2011 22:35:39 GMT -5
I'm just surprised it took as long as it did to get there. ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by midjd on Sept 4, 2011 22:51:17 GMT -5
*cough*thatswhatshesaid*cough*
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Post by TD2K on Sept 4, 2011 23:27:03 GMT -5
Who teh hell knows how they were conceived??? I would be horrified to have my parents tell me anything about the night I was conceived...for my own sanity, I choose to believe I was conceived my immaculate conception...I don't know about the rest of you, but the thought of my parents having sex makes me want to ![](http://forums.clubrsx.com/images/smilies/yeahthat.gif) I've thought about my parents having sex and I have decided the stork or finding me under a cabbage leaf in the garden is far, far more likely
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Post by weltschmerz on Sept 5, 2011 2:00:13 GMT -5
My son was conceived on a ride at Disneyland.
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