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Post by mtntigger on Aug 14, 2011 12:16:48 GMT -5
Just got back from a consultation with my psychiatrist. She says you're all crazy. Also, that I'm certainly not a pathological liar. ;D So, it was an emergency case, huh? Or do Canadian professionals usually work on Sunday?
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Aug 14, 2011 12:21:26 GMT -5
Is that an oxymoron?
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Aug 14, 2011 13:24:35 GMT -5
HAW! We work 6 days a week, 18 hours a day. Not like you mollycoddled Yanks. Coffee breaks? Extravagances. Lunch breaks? For sissies. Vacations? Never heard of 'em.A Canadian psychiatrist gets up in the morning, fights off a polar bear, walks 28 miles uphill to get to work, cures 30 patients with severe mental problems before noon, eats the meat of the polar bear she slew for lunch while curing another 5 patients, then another 78 patients after lunch, a 28 mile hike uphill to get home, and then 45 minutes of sleep if she's lucky after putting the chiddlers to bed. Do Canadian professionals work on Sunday? Haw. You southerners crack me up sometimes...
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Post by weltschmerz on Aug 14, 2011 13:36:30 GMT -5
You forgot to mention that she had to club some seals to death on her way home, in minus 60 degree temperatures, so she can make seal-flipper pie for the little ones to take to school.
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Post by mtntigger on Aug 14, 2011 13:47:08 GMT -5
Oops! I must be hanging around Nancy too much.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Aug 14, 2011 16:10:21 GMT -5
Hey, it's a good thing, too. Your presence adds much joy to my daily drudgery.
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Post by mtntigger on Aug 14, 2011 17:02:31 GMT -5
I bet you say that to all the EEers. I know I do!
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Aug 14, 2011 18:34:56 GMT -5
It's twue, it's twue!!!!!!! And I will especially need your collective insanity this week, when the office hag returns.
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Post by mtntigger on Aug 14, 2011 18:44:39 GMT -5
Yucko! Then, it's a good thing that Virgil was cured (aka preserved) today.
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Post by Opti on Aug 14, 2011 20:26:10 GMT -5
Oops! I must be hanging around Nancy too much. Oh no, I think I saw it that way too. So the psychiatrist makes the patients into bacon or other cured meats? Cuts down on food expenses, eh?
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Post by NoNamePerson on Aug 14, 2011 20:34:20 GMT -5
And if they didn't make more sense, we would at least be able to nod senselessly and just enjoy them, instead of sitting here, heads snapping and eyes rolling back in our heads as we try vainly to make sense of him. I mean, listening to him is like listening to a parrot talk about quantum mechanics. My parrot talks about quantum mechanics all the time. I assumed all parrots talked that way
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Aug 14, 2011 23:05:05 GMT -5
"*RRRAAAAAAWK!* Density operators are self-adjoint, unit-trace. *RRRRAAAAAWK!* *whistle*"
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