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Post by Apple on Jan 6, 2011 15:08:04 GMT -5
are the two words you are supposed to add the end of any fortune cookie fortune. Here is mine what I got today: "You are imaginative in using your skills. Apply this next week" In bed. Yes, the universe knows I am awesome  |
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nalto
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Post by nalto on Jan 6, 2011 15:11:08 GMT -5
I got, "It isn't going well for you, and it won't get much better"  |
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Post by efco on Jan 6, 2011 15:11:16 GMT -5
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Jan 6, 2011 15:12:48 GMT -5
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious, in bed.
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jan 6, 2011 15:13:36 GMT -5
Mine said, "Beware of stranger eating fortune cookie next to you." <<Nancy looks over at EFCO>>  |
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Post by efco on Jan 6, 2011 15:15:03 GMT -5
How's your carpet, nancy?  |
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Post by jennml on Jan 6, 2011 15:16:01 GMT -5
At lunch today, I got "Prepare yourself for a long, challenging journey. Many new avenues will open before you" in bed  |
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jan 6, 2011 15:48:35 GMT -5
I am not happy with the color palette you chose, EFCO. Blonde with auburn lowlights.....sheesh, the drapes are gray. It doesn't have to match, but it should GO together. Whatever would Stacy and Clinton say?  |
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Post by spartyparty on Jan 6, 2011 16:19:59 GMT -5
I had one today that said something about "a stranger bringing me good blessings" in bed.
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jan 6, 2011 16:36:40 GMT -5
Your DW won't like that one much will she Sparty? |
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Post by Taxman10 on Jan 6, 2011 16:38:51 GMT -5
I am not happy with the color palette you chose, EFCO. Blonde with auburn lowlights.....sheesh, the drapes are gray. It doesn't have to match, but it should GO together. Whatever would Stacy and Clinton say? Wait -- the carpet should always match the curtains!! right? |
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Chocolate Lover
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jan 6, 2011 16:47:01 GMT -5
Good point MM. You could put in nice hardwood floors. Those are an awful lot of maintenance though.
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Taxman10
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Post by Taxman10 on Jan 6, 2011 16:51:21 GMT -5
Technically, carpeting is optional - curtains, however, are not. LOL -- gotta have curtains! hardwood is my preferance ;D |
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jan 6, 2011 16:56:32 GMT -5
Technically, carpeting is optional - curtains, however, are not. LOL -- gotta have curtains! hardwood is my preferance ;D You gonna help do the upkeep?  |
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Malarky
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Post by Malarky on Jan 6, 2011 16:57:55 GMT -5
Prior planning prevents poor performance....in bed.
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Post by Taxman10 on Jan 6, 2011 17:01:42 GMT -5
LOL -- gotta have curtains! hardwood is my preferance ;D You gonna help do the upkeep? not a problem :-) |
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NancysSummerSip
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Jan 6, 2011 17:13:59 GMT -5
Not bad...17 posts, and the thread technically went off topic at #5, thanks to EFCO. Although I'm not sure the thread ever had a shot at staying on topic, given the subject matter.
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jan 6, 2011 17:16:46 GMT -5
Nancy go see Dark's new avatar. He's on the OMG thread.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2011 17:18:31 GMT -5
What thread in EE stays on topic? And of course it's all EFCO's fault!  |
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Post by rick on Jan 7, 2011 6:55:07 GMT -5
Technically, carpeting is optional - curtains, however, are not. LOL -- gotta have curtains! hardwood is my preferance ;D You like hardwood?  |
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Post by piratesparrot on Jan 7, 2011 7:19:49 GMT -5
This one struck me really funny since I just ordered custom fortune cookies for my daughters wedding with the bride and grooms name and wedding date. Adding in bed would probably be accurate!
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DebMD (banned)
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Jan 7, 2011 12:40:56 GMT -5
Most beavers do.  |
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Post by dancinmama on Jan 7, 2011 12:42:31 GMT -5
How did I know that this was an EE thread?
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DebMD (banned)
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Jan 7, 2011 12:44:33 GMT -5
Hardwood floors are very easy to maintain. Nice and shiny after cleaning with vinegar and water. I had all the carpet pulled up out my new home and had hardwood floors placed.
If there's a spill which yould you rather do-
shampoo a carpet or wipe the hardwood floor clean?
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jan 7, 2011 12:46:12 GMT -5
How did I know that this was an EE thread? It's screamingly obvious?? ;D I can't even respond to deb's post, laughing too much.... |
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Post by jennml on Jan 7, 2011 13:00:45 GMT -5
Wow! This went somewhere totally expected LOL Personally, I think a well placed and maintained accent rug really makes the hardwood shine while giving the room a mature yet still modern vibe.  |
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jan 7, 2011 15:03:35 GMT -5
Wow! This went somewhere totally expected LOL Personally, I think a well placed and maintained accent rug really makes the hardwood shine while giving the room a mature yet still modern vibe. #grin# Exactly!! A nice accent rug helps keep the wear and tear on the hardwood down. |
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Post by jennml on Jan 7, 2011 15:51:08 GMT -5
Wow! This went somewhere totally expected LOL Personally, I think a well placed and maintained accent rug really makes the hardwood shine while giving the room a mature yet still modern vibe. Exactly!! A nice accent rug helps keep the wear and tear on the hardwood down. ...and maintenance is less painful ;D |
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Jan 8, 2011 22:50:45 GMT -5
Exactly!! A nice accent rug helps keep the wear and tear on the hardwood down. ...and maintenance is less painful ;D And it's less itchy. |
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Post by The J on Jan 8, 2011 22:51:55 GMT -5
Wow! This went somewhere totally expected LOL Personally, I think a well placed and maintained accent rug really makes the hardwood shine while giving the room a mature yet still modern vibe. I like tasteful accent rugs. |
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