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Post by efco on Jan 6, 2011 13:45:12 GMT -5
HE decides what time it is.  |
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Chocolate Lover
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jan 6, 2011 13:51:51 GMT -5
Matt, is that you???  |
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Post by efco on Jan 6, 2011 14:08:40 GMT -5
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. |
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jan 6, 2011 14:09:29 GMT -5
How's it going Matt?  |
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Post by efco on Jan 6, 2011 14:10:19 GMT -5
Shhhhhhhhh. Don't tell. |
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jan 6, 2011 14:10:35 GMT -5
Ok, I won't. |
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Post by efco on Jan 6, 2011 14:11:12 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
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Post by efco on Jan 6, 2011 14:12:57 GMT -5
TY |
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Post by NomoreDramaQ1015 on Jan 6, 2011 14:13:22 GMT -5
Underneath Chuck Norris's beard. . .is another fist.
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Post by efco on Jan 6, 2011 14:17:32 GMT -5
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush. |
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Post by Colleenz on Jan 6, 2011 14:18:10 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is smarter than Virgil.
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Chocolate Lover
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jan 6, 2011 14:19:01 GMT -5
The Boogeyman is scared of Chuck Norris.
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Post by Colleenz on Jan 6, 2011 14:19:40 GMT -5
MU wears a dress for Chuck Norris.
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Post by efco on Jan 6, 2011 14:20:02 GMT -5
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Post by jennml on Jan 6, 2011 14:36:32 GMT -5
One of my favorites -->"Chuck Norris doesn't breathe...he holds air hostage."
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Post by unrepentant_spendthrift on Jan 6, 2011 18:28:04 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares the grass to grow..
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Post by dancinmama on Jan 6, 2011 18:33:12 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet; he scares the sh...t out of it.
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Post by ihearyou2 on Jan 6, 2011 18:38:15 GMT -5
Let me try...
Chuck Norris slept with my great aunt, did I do this right?!
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Post by Sum Dum Gai on Jan 6, 2011 18:41:25 GMT -5
Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake for a condom.
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Jan 6, 2011 18:42:44 GMT -5
Chuck Norris was once put on the wrapper for a toilet paper company. The company field tested it but it didn't work because Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from anybody. |
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Post by ummboutthat on Jan 6, 2011 20:05:56 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is a BBaaddd Mutha....
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Post by Bluerobin on Jan 7, 2011 8:39:31 GMT -5
Matt, good to see ya buddy! Or is that you?
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Post by Chocolate Lover on Jan 7, 2011 10:31:05 GMT -5
It's not Matt, I was just screwing with EFCO for the Chuck Norris jokes. I haven't seen any since Matt wandered off. |
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Post by ummboutthat on Jan 8, 2011 5:00:15 GMT -5
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Post by ummboutthat on Jan 8, 2011 10:30:47 GMT -5
LOL daphne87
I think there were 2 made?
I need the powers od Debmd cause she finds stuff on the tube that leaves me wondering how did she find this stuff?
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Post by Bluerobin on Jan 8, 2011 11:54:12 GMT -5
Chuck Norris invented athletic cups - for the other guys!
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Jan 8, 2011 12:13:20 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can't act his way out of a paper bag - but he can kick the hell out of it then rip it to shreds.
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Post by MB-NY on Jan 8, 2011 12:16:15 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is so tough, he bowls over-hand.
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Jan 8, 2011 13:40:01 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is so tough he doesn't have to throw the bowling ball - he just stares the pins down.
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