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Post by Mad Dawg Wiccan on May 4, 2011 9:59:40 GMT -5
It's Virgil's worst nightmare come true, they're mutating:
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Post by dianartemis on May 4, 2011 10:34:15 GMT -5
Haha. Poor Virgil's gonna have to worry about the Snow Antepard now. ;D
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on May 4, 2011 12:59:26 GMT -5
That's a Rocky Mountain Leoparsheep - a very rare and protected species.
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Post by TD2K on May 4, 2011 14:20:18 GMT -5
Maybe we could get his kids a snow leopard of their very own.
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Post by Virgil Showlion on May 4, 2011 16:12:09 GMT -5
When the day comes that the leopards descend from the hills to slaughter your young... on that day, I shall be called "prophet".
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Post by mtntigger on May 4, 2011 16:20:05 GMT -5
Until then, what shall we call you?
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Post by Virgil Showlion on May 4, 2011 16:56:08 GMT -5
Ha! When have you unciaphiles ever considered the matter of what you should do?
What you will do is gaily joke about lepalopes in the precious little time we all have left.
This is EE, after all. When have you lot ever taken issues like leopard psychopathy seriously?
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Post by dianartemis on May 4, 2011 17:11:02 GMT -5
When the day comes that the leopards descend from the hills to slaughter your young... on that day, I shall be called "prophet". <<giggle, snort, stifled laughing>>
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Post by TD2K on May 4, 2011 17:16:46 GMT -5
on that day, I shall be called "prophet".
People have been waiting over 2,000 years for Jesus to return, I think that's short for predicting the rise and recognition of Prophet Virgil.
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Post by mtntigger on May 4, 2011 17:18:37 GMT -5
Well, considering the snow leopards live in the mountains in Asia, the one time I hiked in the Himalayas. Now, if you want to bring up the Rocky Mountain Leopalopes and what we have to do here to vigilantly protect ourselves... <<shudder>>
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Post by Virgil Showlion on May 4, 2011 19:13:31 GMT -5
Leopard attacks 6-year-old girlBahraich: A six-year-old girl was attacked by a leopard in the forest area of Katarniaghat Wildlife Sanctuary.
The girl, Manisha along with her mother had gone to to pick up fire-woods in the Nishangara beat area of the sanctuary when the leopard attacked her inflicting injuries on her stomach and face, Divisional Forest Officer (DFO) wildlife RK Singh said. The girl has been admitted to a primary health centre, Mihinpurwa.
About five such incidents were reported in the area last month, which claimed three lives. As usual, the media was paid by the Biologists' Syndicate to omit the word "snow". Hopefully we can all put aside this silliness about lepalopes ("leopalope" is a common misspelling) to observe a moment of silence for Manisha and the three unnamed victims.
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Post by DebMD (banned) on May 4, 2011 19:48:03 GMT -5
When the day comes that the leopards descend from the hills to slaughter your young... on that day, I shall be called "prophet". A prophet is never honored in his own country....his has to go elsewhere. If you live in a very densely populated urban area you should be OK unless a snow leopard escapes from the zoo.
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Post by mtntigger on May 4, 2011 21:37:45 GMT -5
Like colour and color? Don't make fun of the leopalopes! They are the sneaky devil-cousins of the jackalopes that roam the plains. Besides, the article you quoted referred to leopards, not snow leopards and you failed to mention that a month later, villagers killed two leopards.
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Post by DebMD (banned) on May 5, 2011 0:48:12 GMT -5
The horror of it.... Snow Leopard DNA merging with other species DNA!
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Post by mmhmm on May 5, 2011 1:14:57 GMT -5
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Post by TD2K on May 5, 2011 8:20:07 GMT -5
"Coming to a backyard near you!"
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Post by DebMD (banned) on May 5, 2011 9:59:02 GMT -5
All cats play with their food. I play with anything I'm about to eat too, that's not bad is it?
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Post by The Walk of the Penguin Mich on May 5, 2011 15:15:09 GMT -5
Awwww.....pretty kitty!
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Post by Virgil Showlion on May 5, 2011 20:43:22 GMT -5
...licking the last of the carnage off of its paw.
I can't tell where the line falls between reality and delusion for you people. Do you truly not recognize these cats are uglier than sin, or is this your usual playing devil's advocate with Virgil?
Their features are badly disproportionate, and their tails ridiculously so. Their eyes are cold and dead. They appear fat and sedentary even in the "best" of photos. Their fur resembles necrotic flesh--diseased black welts over corpse gray.
The photographers have to shoot twenty rolls to find one shot where the cat doesn't have chunks of dried blood and fecal matter hanging off its fur. And I use the term "cat" liberally since we all know the snow leopard didn't cut it for genus panthera--where the real cats are.
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Post by Peace Of Mind on May 5, 2011 21:14:33 GMT -5
ob·sess (b-ss, b-) v. ob·sessed, ob·sess·ing, ob·sess·es v.tr. To preoccupy the mind of excessively. v.intr. To have the mind excessively preoccupied with a single emotion or topic about Snow Leopards. ;D
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Post by mtntigger on May 5, 2011 21:16:35 GMT -5
You don't really need to ask me, do you?
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Post by Virgil Showlion on May 5, 2011 21:42:15 GMT -5
Don't put this on me, POM. This thread is pinned--very top of the board--filled with lies by prominent board members who openly advertise their pro-uncian agenda through avatars, bylines, signature blocks, text, video, and image contributions. And I'm supposed to come in day after day and watch them call black white and up down without so much as a peep, or else risk being labeled "obsessed"? Snow leopards are slaughtering peasant girl in India--by the quarters of dozens. I guess an outgoing concern for human life qualifies as "obsessive" these days.
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Post by Peace Of Mind on May 5, 2011 21:58:58 GMT -5
Virgil, LMAO!! You are too much. And to answer your question: Yes, you are supposed to come in day after day. Or we would cry if you didn't come here to play with us. And you would ruin all our fun teasing you. <<POM checks the calendar to count how many days until Halloween>>
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on May 5, 2011 22:56:51 GMT -5
Aww Virgil - you don't come back here just to make sure there's no further uncian invasions - it's because you love all the attention we're lavishing on you.
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Post by TD2K on May 6, 2011 8:51:02 GMT -5
We should get Virgil's kids snow leopard costumes for Halloweeen.
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Post by mtntigger on May 6, 2011 9:07:02 GMT -5
How come I thought of Virgil after reading today's Dilbert?
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Post by Opti on May 6, 2011 11:28:07 GMT -5
"prominent board members"
Wow Virgil called us prominent. ;D
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Post by DebMD (banned) on May 6, 2011 11:39:10 GMT -5
Snow leopard LUNCH SPECIAL..... .
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Post by mtntigger on May 6, 2011 11:44:01 GMT -5
"prominent board members" Wow Virgil called us prominent. ;D He was being nice; I'm sure he wanted to call us gossipy, verbose, or garrulous.
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Post by TD2K on May 6, 2011 13:49:37 GMT -5
I'm sure he wanted to call us gossipy, verbose, or garrulous.
Maybe he got lucky last night and is still in a good mood.
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