Flight turned around

[happyhoix]

Due to violent diarrhea ‘all through the plane.’

Delta flight from Atlanta to Barcelona.

If you should ever be traveling on a plane with me and I soil myself onto a twenty foot length of aisle while trying to reach the bathroom but somehow don’t die from shame right there please just throw a few of those thin travel blankets over me and shove me in a locker until everyone else has deplaned - you will be doing me a huge favor.

I already get nervous flying, now I have something new to be anxious about. Poop humiliation. Poor guy. Poor fellow passengers. Poor ground crew that had to deploy all the bleach and air fresheners.

[raeoflyte]

I had to Google. abc7chicago.com/passenger-with-diarrhea-on-flight-explosive-delta-video/13743341/

This is the stuff of nightmares. How'd they de-plane?

But in the linked story, the dude who was handed wet wipes to clean up the previous passengers blood and diarrhea at his "foot well" is also horrific.

[daisylu]

Sept 7, 2023 9:19:50 GMT -5 raeoflyte said:

I had to Google. abc7chicago.com/passenger-with-diarrhea-on-flight-explosive-delta-video/13743341/

This is the stuff of nightmares. How'd they de-plane?

But in the linked story, the dude who was handed wet wipes to clean up the previous passengers blood and diarrhea at his "foot well" is also horrific.

I read the second story a couple of weeks ago. 

[Tennesseer]

Sept 7, 2023 7:24:11 GMT -5 happyhoix said:

Due to violent diarrhea ‘all through the plane.’

Delta flight from Atlanta to Barcelona.

If you should ever be traveling on a plane with me and I soil myself onto a twenty foot length of aisle while trying to reach the bathroom but somehow don’t die from shame right there please just throw a few of those thin travel blankets over me and shove me in a locker until everyone else has deplaned - you will be doing me a huge favor.

I already get nervous flying, now I have something new to be anxious about. Poop humiliation. Poor guy. Poor fellow passengers. Poor ground crew that had to deploy all the bleach and air fresheners.

Luckily, and in general, posters here don't know the real names of the other posters. So let me tell a tale.

I decided one time to work a bit of overtime. But I also felt the urge to use one of the work bathrooms due to rumblings in my my bowels. Hated using the work bathrooms for number two jobs. Decided I had worked enough overtime and began the drive home. The rumblings in my bowel turned into a magnitude earthquake of 9.9. I thought I could make it home but not into my designated parking area so I planned on using the guest parking.

Alas, too late. The magnitude earthquake of 9.9 went down to 0.0 as it relieved itself into my pants while pulling into the parking lot.

It was about six-thirty in the evening and I lived on the twelve floor of an apartment building. Somehow I needed to get onto an elevator to my floor with no one else in the car. So I entered the building from the back entrance and looked into the lobby. No one was waiting for the elevator. Good. So I pushed the up button and the elevator door began to close. Suddenly it opened and a couple entered the car. I saw they would be going to a higher floor than me.

To cover my social and medical blunder, and in case the car began to stink, I pretended I smelled something terrible and which might have died weeks ago and looked at the bottom of my shoes thinking the couple might think I might have accidently stepped in dog shit. I could not look the couple in the face. The car arrived on the twelve floor and I got out. I wonder if they smelled it.

Into my apartment, took off the soiled pants and threw them right down the trash chute and then took a two hour shower. I made sure the pockets of the discarded pants were emptied so no one could tie the shit filled trousers in the trash to me.

I laughed.

[happyhoix]

Sept 7, 2023 11:08:24 GMT -5 Tennesseer said:

Sept 7, 2023 7:24:11 GMT -5 happyhoix said:

Due to violent diarrhea ‘all through the plane.’

Delta flight from Atlanta to Barcelona.

If you should ever be traveling on a plane with me and I soil myself onto a twenty foot length of aisle while trying to reach the bathroom but somehow don’t die from shame right there please just throw a few of those thin travel blankets over me and shove me in a locker until everyone else has deplaned - you will be doing me a huge favor.

I already get nervous flying, now I have something new to be anxious about. Poop humiliation. Poor guy. Poor fellow passengers. Poor ground crew that had to deploy all the bleach and air fresheners.

Luckily, and in general, posters here don't know the real names of the other posters. So let me tell a tale.

I decided one time to work a bit of overtime. But I also felt the urge to use one of the work bathrooms due to rumblings in my my bowels. Hated using the work bathrooms for number two jobs. Decided I had worked enough overtime and began the drive home. The rumblings in my bowel turned into a magnitude earthquake of 9.9. I thought I could make it home but not into my designated parking area so I planned on using the guest parking.

Alas, too late. The magnitude earthquake of 9.9 went down to 0.0 as it relieved itself into my pants while pulling into the parking lot.

It was about six-thirty in the evening and I lived on the twelve floor of an apartment building. Somehow I needed to get onto an elevator to my floor with no one else in the car. So I entered the building from the back entrance and looked into the lobby. No one was waiting for the elevator. Good. So I pushed the up button and the elevator door began to close. Suddenly it opened and a couple entered the car. I saw they would be going to a higher floor than me.

To cover my social and medical blunder, and in case the car began to stink, I pretended I smelled something terrible and which might have died weeks ago and looked at the bottom of my shoes thinking the couple might think I might have accidently stepped in dog shit. I could not look the couple in the face. The car arrived on the twelve floor and I got out. I wonder if they smelled it.

Into my apartment, took off the soiled pants and threw them right down the trash chute and then took a two hour shower. I made sure the pockets of the discarded pants were emptied so no one could tie the shit filled trousers in the trash to me.

I laughed.

At least you could preserve your dignity by not having witnesses, not like this poor guy!!

I had my own public embarrassment when I was pregnant and went through the ‘man I feel great then instantly have to vomit’ phase in my first trimester. Driving along to work in rush hour traffic in the middle lane going over a bridge with no room to pull over on the median - vomit out the window? Into my lap? Stop the car and get out to vomit in the middle of the road, in the middle of hundreds of cars honking at me while I risk getting hit by a car?

The answer turned out to be vomit in a big fast food cup that had iced tea in it (dumped the tea first) while trying to drive while vomiting.

Maybe why I only had the one kid.

[NomoreDramaQ1015]

I would beg to be thrown off the plane while it was still in the air.  It's not like I would be dying with dignity by that point anyhow. [img class="smile" src="//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/embarrassed.png" alt="[img src="//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/embarrassed.png" alt="" class="smile"]"]

We contracted some stomach virus Abby got from school.  That is the only time I have ever done that.  While throwing up no less.  I managed to crawl into the bathtub and as I am pulling the curtain closed I hear the door slam open as Gwen comes sprinting in already in the process of throwing up.  I had to croak to her that I shit on the floor right by the toilet so watch out.

She had to stand on tip toe and sorta straddle the toilet to avoid my mess which made it hard for her to hit the toilet bowl.

I started to laugh hysterically because it was so bizarre.  I told Gwen this is apparently how we die.  Never in a million years did I think I'd ever be telling my kid not to step in my poop.   I hope to never be in that situation again.

[haapai]

Sept 7, 2023 11:08:24 GMT -5 Tennesseer said:

Into my apartment, took off the soiled pants and threw them right down the trash chute and then took a two hour shower. I made sure the pockets of the discarded pants were emptied so no one could tie the shit filled trousers in the trash to me.

I laughed.

I didn't throw out my pants but I can definitely emphasize with the two hour shower.  I got pretty lucky with my involuntary bowel movement.  I had just arrived at work and did not make it into the bathroom fast enough.  I was able to leave pretty quickly and get home without encountering anyone or leaking anything.  But it sure was hard to leave the shower.  I knew that I was clean but I just did not feel clean. 

In the long run, I consider it somewhat of a blessing that this happened when I was in my fifties.  It wasn't fun, but it wasn't associated with aging and I felt remarkably little shame.  I just felt very unclean.  I'm probably the person that you want around you if you poop in your pants. 

[Tennesseer]

After we are done telling our stories and laughing at them, DELETE THIS THREAD!

[haapai]

Sept 7, 2023 14:02:18 GMT -5 Tennesseer said:

After we are done telling our stories and laughing at them, DELETE THIS THREAD!

I see no need to do that.  I also know that we've both been downright decorous in describing the experience.  We've both left out details of just how gross it is.  NomoreDrama got a whole lot closer to describing what it was like than we did and even she covered it up with humor. 

[toomuchreality]

When I was 17yrs old and a senior in high school, I got pregnant and married. For 9 months, I had terrible "morning" sickness, 24/7.
Every morning as I walked up to the school bldg, I smelled the cafeteria and puked my guts out. In front of everyone. Every single school day. Luckily, there was a big outside garbage can, I could throw up in.
Thank God, there was no poop involved.
I really wanted to graduate, but I had sluffed/failed 1 class, my junior year, so had to make it up during my senior year, before 1st period started. I couldn't miss it.
Graduation was in June. Baby was born in July. I did it!



I would HATE to have been that person, on the plane. Horrible!

[Tennesseer]

My parents and four of their friends used to make their own wine.  Horrible stuff.  One time when I was a senior in high school, the folks were away for a two week vacation.  My younger brother had a few friends over and they partook in some of my parents' wine.  One kid got really loaded.  He also had to take a wicked d-ump.  

He made a drunken decision to sit on the toilet the best he could to take his d-ump while puking onto the bathroom floor between his spread knees.

Clean-up in the bathroom!

[zibazinski]

Best thread ever!!

[Tennesseer]

Sept 23, 2023 19:44:23 GMT -5 zibazinski said:

Best thread ever!!

[Tennesseer]

This thread reminded me of this YouTube video I saw earlier today.

[Tennesseer]

The link below shows a wider picture of the above. And if you want to see more funny pranks just let it play on.


link

[Tennesseer]

Even dogs have their own story to tell.  Cannot find it on YouTube but here is a link to the Facebook video.  Volume up.

One Time My Parents Switched My Food...

[zibazinski]

Sept 24, 2023 15:35:14 GMT -5 Tennesseer said:

Even dogs have their own story to tell.  Cannot find it on YouTube but here is a link to the Facebook video.  Volume up.

One Time My Parents Switched My Food...

😂😂😂

[toomuchreality]

Sept 23, 2023 20:49:17 GMT -5 Tennesseer said:

This thread reminded me of this YouTube video I saw earlier today.

Do I dare watch this? ! ? LOL

[Tennesseer]

Sept 26, 2023 18:54:17 GMT -5 toomuchreality said:

Sept 23, 2023 20:49:17 GMT -5 Tennesseer said:

This thread reminded me of this YouTube video I saw earlier today.

Do I dare watch this? ! ? LOL

It's a prank. Harmless prank.

[countrygirl2]

I was in Paris, France in the subway (the M). Hubs was there on business, testifying in a lawsuit his company was part of.  It was one of the hottest days on record that day. My hypoglycemia hit and I was also smothering from the heat, for some reason I also had to vomit. I started shaking too. Somehow I managed to get a soda, I don't remember how now, to many years ago. I'm standing there vomiting in a big trash can. 2 gendarmes came by and asked me if they could help. Their english wasn't great, they asked me if I was drunk, you could see them looking at each other. I said no sick, they wanted to know if I needed an ambulance, well no, I just needed that coke and something sweet to eat quickly, but couldn't get that across. After that they mumbled something about Americans and wandered off and left me. I was so humiliated.

I managed to get back to our hotel room and thank God we had AC, I showered and lay there the rest of the day. I'm still not quite sure what happened, one and only time I did that and it had to be in Paris of all places.

[Tennesseer]

Sept 26, 2023 19:33:27 GMT -5 countrygirl2 said:

I was in Paris, France in the subway (the M). Hubs was there on business, testifying in a lawsuit his company was part of.  It was one of the hottest days on record that day. My hypoglycemia hit and I was also smothering from the heat, for some reason I also had to vomit. I started shaking too. Somehow I managed to get a soda, I don't remember how now, to many years ago. I'm standing there vomiting in a big trash can. 2 gendarmes came by and asked me if they could help. Their english wasn't great, they asked me if I was drunk, you could see them looking at each other. I said no sick, they wanted to know if I needed an ambulance, well no, I just needed that coke and something sweet to eat quickly, but couldn't get that across. After that they mumbled something about Americans and wandered off and left me. I was so humiliated.

I managed to get back to our hotel room and thank God we had AC, I showered and lay there the rest of the day. I'm still not quite sure what happened, one and only time I did that and it had to be in Paris of all places.

Fortunately you were anonymous. Not like former president George H. W. Bush while attending a banquet hosted by then Japanese Prime Minister of Japan, Kiichi Miyazawa, vomited in Miyazawa's lap as Bush passed out. "While still on the floor, Bush quipped to his personal physician, Burton Lee, "Roll me under the table until the dinner's over.""

[toomuchreality]

Sept 26, 2023 19:23:46 GMT -5 Tennesseer said:

Sept 26, 2023 18:54:17 GMT -5 toomuchreality said:

Do I dare watch this? ! ? LOL

It's a prank. Harmless prank.

I watched it, right after I asked, if I should.

I never know about you! 😉

[swamp]

DH once got a stomach bug.   He was sitting on the toilet having diarrhea, and then he had to vomit.  He thought he was done pooping.   he turned around to vomit with his pants around his ankles.  He was not done pooping.  The force of the retching further emptied his bowels.  On the shower curtain across from the toilet. 

[NomoreDramaQ1015]

Sept 26, 2023 19:33:27 GMT -5 countrygirl2 said:

I was in Paris, France in the subway (the M). Hubs was there on business, testifying in a lawsuit his company was part of.  It was one of the hottest days on record that day. My hypoglycemia hit and I was also smothering from the heat, for some reason I also had to vomit. I started shaking too. Somehow I managed to get a soda, I don't remember how now, to many years ago. I'm standing there vomiting in a big trash can. 2 gendarmes came by and asked me if they could help. Their english wasn't great, they asked me if I was drunk, you could see them looking at each other. I said no sick, they wanted to know if I needed an ambulance, well no, I just needed that coke and something sweet to eat quickly, but couldn't get that across. After that they mumbled something about Americans and wandered off and left me. I was so humiliated.

I managed to get back to our hotel room and thank God we had AC, I showered and lay there the rest of the day. I'm still not quite sure what happened, one and only time I did that and it had to be in Paris of all places.

I did that when I was pregnant.  Stupid ass me wanted an iced Chai Latte.  It was 110 degrees in the shade.  I am happily slurping away then get a few feet from the coffee shop when it hits.  I puked it up in a nearby trashcan.

Milk and 110 heat DO NOT mix.  Pretty sure I also peed my pants for good measure, I blocked out most of that moment.

To this day almost every time I try to drink Chai tea as soon as the taste hits my tongue I gag.  Which is sad because I like Chai tea.

I did finally find a blend while in the Farmer's Market that isn't so heavy on the clove.  My brain and stomach have deemed it acceptable.