kadee79
Senior Associate
S.W. Ga., zone 8b, out in the boonies!
Joined: Mar 30, 2011 15:12:55 GMT -5
Posts: 10,801
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Post by kadee79 on Dec 26, 2019 11:43:23 GMT -5
It's almost 2020, I'm many years old and I still have so many unanswered questions!!!! I haven’t found out who let the dogs out...where’s the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps...Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop......why eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails...what does the fox say... why “abbreviated” is such a long word; or why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” where’s that extra penny going to... why does The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what exactly is Victoria’s secret? and where is Waldo?... Can you hear me now?...and do you really think I am this witty?? ... I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother’s girlfriend’s, uncle’s cousin’s who lived next door to an old class mate’s mailman.
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oped
Senior Member
Joined: Aug 20, 2018 20:49:12 GMT -5
Posts: 4,676
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Post by oped on Dec 26, 2019 14:43:47 GMT -5
Dora and google maps makes me think of how many movie plots these days would be ruined by the cell phone...
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NoNamePerson
Distinguished Associate
Is There Anybody OUT There?
Joined: Dec 17, 2010 17:03:17 GMT -5
Posts: 25,690
Location: WITNESS PROTECTION
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Post by NoNamePerson on Dec 26, 2019 15:10:18 GMT -5
I asked the same questions over on jokes and no one could supply the answers! Maybe you will have better luck. I hope so cause I really want to know
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sesfw
Junior Associate
Today is the first day of the rest of my life
Joined: Dec 21, 2010 15:45:17 GMT -5
Posts: 6,268
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Post by sesfw on Dec 26, 2019 15:11:33 GMT -5
............ Love this, thank you
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toomuchreality
Senior Associate
Joined: Sept 3, 2011 10:28:25 GMT -5
Posts: 15,615
Favorite Drink: Sometimes I drink water... just to surprise my liver!
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Post by toomuchreality on Dec 28, 2019 2:57:25 GMT -5
I know all the answers (of course). But I have been sworn to secrecy! Sorry 'bout that! 😉😉😉
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