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Post by pig on Apr 7, 2011 11:04:09 GMT -5
Oh I'm in such pain.  My elbows and shoulders hurt. And I'm having trouble sleeping. My wife left me and some neighborhood kids shaved off all my hair when I passed out on the front lawn. I awoke hairless and my car was GONE! Oh terrible fates what have you done to me!?  I struggled to walk to work and ended up crawling the last three miles. Boy I could sure use some karma.  |
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Post by swamp on Apr 7, 2011 11:05:58 GMT -5
Sucks to be you, huh?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2011 11:09:38 GMT -5
I refuse to give you Karma until you change your avatar!
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Post by pig on Apr 7, 2011 11:13:53 GMT -5
Did I mention that I also got a rash? |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2011 11:17:29 GMT -5
Don't lie! You've had that rash since we met. ETA: Let me clarify, that he had that rash BEFORE he met me. Thank you for listening.  |
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Post by sheilaincali on Apr 7, 2011 11:18:55 GMT -5
Yeah- change your avatar to something NOT creepy and I will hit you with the Karma stick
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Post by pig on Apr 7, 2011 11:19:13 GMT -5
I'm talking about my diaper rash Beer.  |
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Apr 7, 2011 11:19:46 GMT -5
So all those Z-Paks haven't done the job of clearing that up?
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Post by pig on Apr 7, 2011 11:22:48 GMT -5
Lassie if anti biotics could cure my lack of wiping properly I would buy them.  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2011 11:26:51 GMT -5
These should help both your problems, doc:  |
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Post by pig on Apr 7, 2011 11:27:33 GMT -5
Ohhh thank you! sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ok now where's my karma? |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2011 11:29:30 GMT -5
Patience, my good man! Can you see my countdown or something? I just got it back for crying out loud!
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Apr 7, 2011 11:30:42 GMT -5
I'm getting a rash just looking at your avatar. That thing looks like something out of a Greek mythology book on crack. Or out of your crack.  |
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Post by pig on Apr 7, 2011 11:30:51 GMT -5
Typical woman.....giving her karma to any Tom, Dick or Harry. ;D
Nance, it's Quatto from Total Recall lol
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Apr 7, 2011 12:03:36 GMT -5
Piggy, sweetie, I don't care if it's Uno's from Chicago....it is flat-out buttugly and badass barf-inducing.  |
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Post by pig on Apr 7, 2011 12:15:18 GMT -5
Maybe I should photo my buttocks and use it as an avatar? Angel gave me the idea.  |
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Post by swamp on Apr 7, 2011 12:20:33 GMT -5
Piggy, sweetie, I don't care if it's Uno's from Chicago....it is flat-out buttugly and badass barf-inducing. LOL!  |
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Apr 7, 2011 12:21:09 GMT -5
Well, no...those could only be buttuglier than your current avatar. buttuglier  (Cheeseipedia entry). ;D |
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Post by swamp on Apr 7, 2011 12:21:16 GMT -5
Maybe I should photo my buttocks and use it as an avatar? Angel gave me the idea. As long as it's just your butt, it's OK. I don't wanna see any ball sack peeking throught, 'cause that's just nasty. |
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Apr 7, 2011 12:21:40 GMT -5
Back atcha Swamp...I should done it when you arrived earlier.
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Post by pig on Apr 7, 2011 12:21:44 GMT -5
DOH!  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2011 12:26:16 GMT -5
I commissioned John Kricfalusi to paint a picture of us. I hope you like it!  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2011 12:26:58 GMT -5
Maybe I should photo my buttocks and use it as an avatar? Angel gave me the idea. As long as it's just your butt, it's OK. I don't wanna see any ball sack peeking throught, 'cause that's just nasty. Karma in 3 minutes, swamp!!! |
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Post by pig on Apr 7, 2011 12:28:07 GMT -5
Oh it's beautiful!  |
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Post by swamp on Apr 7, 2011 12:30:18 GMT -5
Oh it's beautiful! Your ball sack or the picture? |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2011 12:30:51 GMT -5
Both!  |
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Post by pig on Apr 7, 2011 12:44:42 GMT -5
tee hee  |
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Apr 7, 2011 17:48:50 GMT -5
Beer, I love that picture! ONE of you just have to use that as your next avatar! LMAO!!!!  that it's Pig who changes his and SOON!! |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2011 17:57:19 GMT -5
Piglet there is something seriously wrong with you.  |
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Post by Malarky on Apr 7, 2011 18:04:41 GMT -5
Dear Dr. Pig, I usually embrace your shenanigans and leave you to your twisted endeavors.  Please exchange your current avatar to something less likely to cause me neverending nightmares. I thank you in advance. Malarky |
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