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Post by pig on Apr 7, 2011 10:21:53 GMT -5
TD, since you're so far from your love Mich, Beer and I got together and got you a gift.
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Post by Mad Dawg Wiccan on Apr 7, 2011 10:23:40 GMT -5
Is that the model MU uses?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2011 10:23:47 GMT -5
Don't drag me into it! That has MU written all over it!!
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Post by pig on Apr 7, 2011 10:25:10 GMT -5
Don't drag me into it! Ok it was ALL HER idea. Honest.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2011 10:27:06 GMT -5
LOL! Great minds, MDW!!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2011 10:32:13 GMT -5
Don't drag me into it! Ok it was ALL HER idea. Honest. PUH-LEASE! If it was my idea we'd have gotten him a fleshlight.
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Post by pig on Apr 7, 2011 10:32:46 GMT -5
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Post by TD2K on Apr 7, 2011 10:33:41 GMT -5
Is that the model MU uses?
There's an endorsement for you "MU approved!!"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2011 10:58:42 GMT -5
No, MU uses the Fatty Patty model. I would post the picture, but I don't want to have to go to the basement. WAIT! I The J in the basement? Will he be handing out ? Hmmmm let me rethink NOT posting the picture....
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Apr 7, 2011 15:24:55 GMT -5
MU's given out so many endorsements he's starting another line of 'products'.
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Post by Mad Dawg Wiccan on Apr 7, 2011 15:31:39 GMT -5
Here it is:
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Apr 7, 2011 15:48:37 GMT -5
She's very short.
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Apr 7, 2011 15:52:33 GMT -5
That's the convenient travel size. The full size model stays home.
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Post by Mad Dawg Wiccan on Apr 7, 2011 15:53:12 GMT -5
So is MU, at least where it counts.
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Apr 7, 2011 15:57:15 GMT -5
Where's that?
So many possibilities.
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Post by Jake 48 on Apr 7, 2011 18:19:16 GMT -5
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Post by TD2K on Apr 8, 2011 5:51:54 GMT -5
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex.
"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled.
"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.
"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."
"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"
"Baaaaa..."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2011 5:56:15 GMT -5
TD, you are like an encyclopedia of dirty jokes.
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Apr 8, 2011 5:57:40 GMT -5
Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.
SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
SH2: What about the sheep ?!?
SH1: Fuck the sheep !!!!
SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time?
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Post by Jake 48 on Apr 8, 2011 7:30:31 GMT -5
3 guys are walking through a field when they come across a sheep with its head stuck in a fence
1st guy says" boy I wish that was that Jessica Simpson"
2nd guy says " I wish that was that Lindsy Lohan"
3rd guy says " I wish it was dark out"
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Post by TD2K on Apr 8, 2011 7:54:19 GMT -5
Somebody brought an inflatable sheep into work and was using it as a pen holder on his desk haha I don't want to think where you put the pens in that
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Apr 8, 2011 8:15:40 GMT -5
Either choice doesn't look good.
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Apr 8, 2011 8:25:55 GMT -5
MU I think you meant that reply for one of the other threads you posted on this morning.
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Post by TD2K on Apr 8, 2011 8:30:02 GMT -5
Maybe. It could also apply to the suggestion of an inflatable sheep. And an inflatable lamb for when you travel
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Apr 8, 2011 8:40:17 GMT -5
Suggestion:To make your life easier MU, just copy and paste that answer on every thread you posted on this morning. It'll be a lot less typing. ;D
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