State of New York Etal vs Spiderman

[ripvanwinkle]

I watched a Spider man movie with some friends today. The movie was good. Somehow the topic of his web squirting became a topic of discussion among other things, we came up with a few questions that need answered. I'm surprised the city or State of New York hasn't filed suit. One of my friends said New York DEQ (or Queens since that's Spider mans home town) should ask a few things.

1. Is the web material considered bodily fluids? He squirts this stuff all over the place. I'm sure there is a law against bodily fluids in public or spraying it all around or on someone. Couldn't that be considered assault? If you or I urinate on someone we could get arrested for assault.

2. Does he or someone else go back and clean it up. He uses a lot of it.

3. How does he dispose of excess web material? Is it biodegradable? What's it made of?

4. Does he have any Material Safety Data Sheets (MSDS) on file with the state? Where I work, we have to have a MSDS file sheets on everything win the shop.

These are things to ponder and we need answers to.

[mroped]

How does he produce that amount of webs? Doesn’t  it drain him out? He should be looking like a skeleton when he is done fighting.