TD2K
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Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger
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Burps
Apr 3, 2011 13:12:35 GMT -5
Post by TD2K on Apr 3, 2011 13:12:35 GMT -5
are just a fart from the opposite end
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Elizabeth
Familiar Member
"The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigma."
Joined: Jan 31, 2011 23:46:40 GMT -5
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Burps
Apr 3, 2011 14:22:01 GMT -5
Post by Elizabeth on Apr 3, 2011 14:22:01 GMT -5
LMAO! I suppose you are right. Now I really have to break my DD's of the burping contests at the dinner table!
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NoNamePerson
Distinguished Associate
Is There Anybody OUT There?
Joined: Dec 17, 2010 17:03:17 GMT -5
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Location: WITNESS PROTECTION
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Burps
Apr 3, 2011 14:25:37 GMT -5
Post by NoNamePerson on Apr 3, 2011 14:25:37 GMT -5
Burps save wear and tear on the "other" end
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chiver78
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Burps
Apr 3, 2011 19:50:09 GMT -5
Post by chiver78 on Apr 3, 2011 19:50:09 GMT -5
a coworker had a sign up in her office, I think Maxine was in the graphic. anyway, it said "Women are not supposed to burp or fart. Therefore, we must bitch or we will explode!"
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ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ
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Favorite Drink: Chilled White Zin
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Burps
Apr 3, 2011 19:59:38 GMT -5
Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Apr 3, 2011 19:59:38 GMT -5
LOL Chiver! Sometimes burp smells can be just as deadly as fart smells too.
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TD2K
Senior Associate
Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger
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Burps
Apr 3, 2011 20:21:25 GMT -5
Post by TD2K on Apr 3, 2011 20:21:25 GMT -5
Ya think SL? Pull my finger
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Cookies Galore
Senior Associate
I don't need no instructions to know how to rock
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Posts: 10,752
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Burps
Apr 3, 2011 20:26:34 GMT -5
Post by Cookies Galore on Apr 3, 2011 20:26:34 GMT -5
I burp, BF farts. Together, we are one gross person.
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DebMD (banned)
Junior Associate
"Banned," they say. "Don't worry," they say. But beneath their words lurks a dark, terrible secret.
Joined: Dec 24, 2010 20:29:00 GMT -5
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Burps
Apr 3, 2011 21:38:28 GMT -5
Post by DebMD (banned) on Apr 3, 2011 21:38:28 GMT -5
I feel better after burping.
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Bluerobin
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Burps
Apr 4, 2011 6:52:07 GMT -5
Post by Bluerobin on Apr 4, 2011 6:52:07 GMT -5
Gentlemen don't burp...........they belch!!!
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Burps
Apr 4, 2011 8:00:55 GMT -5
Post by pig on Apr 4, 2011 8:00:55 GMT -5
How do you figure TD? Burps are from the stomach and upper digestive tract. That's why they smell like gastric juices and food. Farts on the other hand originate from the intestines where in the poop is crafted therefore it smells like shit.
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