Bluerobin
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Post by Bluerobin on Apr 1, 2011 7:43:36 GMT -5
So, I have reached the point where I know I will not be responding to emergencies any more and started cleaning out my gear. I came across my old Hazmat gear, radiation badges, and my meter. Just for the heck of it, I put new batteries in the meter. It started clicking, which surprised me. I tested it on my watch and got the usual level. I got curious and started using the meter around the house, then took it outside and still clicking. The readings were in a moderatly high zone. When I stopped by my neighbor's new Toyota, the reading was off the charts!!! They have poisoned us. I then went to the produce market and same result. They lied!!!
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Post by pig on Apr 1, 2011 7:47:23 GMT -5
Did you scan your genitals Blue? I bet that is a danger zone.
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Bluerobin
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Post by Bluerobin on Apr 1, 2011 7:51:51 GMT -5
Doc, they lied to us about the trace levels from Japan! Yep, they glow from that green worm avatar!
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Post by pig on Apr 1, 2011 7:57:08 GMT -5
HAH the best way to see if your ingesting radiation is to scan your feces.
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Post by mtntigger on Apr 1, 2011 8:32:34 GMT -5
Be quick about it though, Doc likes to eat poop.
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Post by pig on Apr 1, 2011 8:49:25 GMT -5
That's you SbS, you admitted so in the other thread.
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Post by mtntigger on Apr 1, 2011 8:49:59 GMT -5
I admitted that you like it, yes.
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Post by pig on Apr 1, 2011 9:15:03 GMT -5
I admitted that you like it, yes. Case closed
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Jake 48
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keeping the faith
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Post by Jake 48 on Apr 1, 2011 9:42:34 GMT -5
Blue, sounds like you have "retired" from public safety, thank you for all your years of service to the community
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Post by mtntigger on Apr 1, 2011 9:50:59 GMT -5
I admitted that you like it, yes. Case closed See? Told ya. You DO admit it.
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Post by pig on Apr 1, 2011 10:06:57 GMT -5
Jake, Blue was a taxi driver for 30 years. He bought the geiger counter because he was scared terrorists were using his cab.
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ken a.k.a OMK
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They killed Kenny, the bastards.
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Post by ken a.k.a OMK on Apr 1, 2011 10:56:14 GMT -5
Be quick about it though, Doc likes to eat poop. What's the half life of feces radiation?
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Bluerobin
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Post by Bluerobin on Apr 1, 2011 12:29:57 GMT -5
Jake, I did it for the money!!! I was a paid volunteer.
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Post by pig on Apr 1, 2011 12:31:16 GMT -5
Blue that dog in your avatar has GREEN eyes, me thinks you should put the geiger counter to it.
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Jake 48
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Post by Jake 48 on Apr 1, 2011 14:02:58 GMT -5
Blue, I do it for the girls, they love the uniform
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Bluerobin
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Post by Bluerobin on Apr 1, 2011 14:39:29 GMT -5
BS Jake. You do it for the adrenelin rush, like we all did. The chicks are just a bonus.
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Jake 48
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Post by Jake 48 on Apr 2, 2011 6:53:12 GMT -5
It is the juice
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ZaireinHD
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Post by ZaireinHD on Apr 2, 2011 12:51:41 GMT -5
Jake, I did it for the money!!! I was a paid volunteer. Big Shrimp?
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ZaireinHD
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Post by ZaireinHD on Apr 2, 2011 12:53:27 GMT -5
Blue that dog in your avatar has GREEN eyes, me thinks you should put the geiger counter to it. LOL ;D Pig is right! Green eye Dog that's an issue I'm sure your meter will pick up on
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