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Post by chiver78 on Sept 5, 2018 14:47:47 GMT -5
it's finally happened! my "fairy godmother" so to speak, has reached out with word of my divine luck in receiving an inheritance to keep it from some money-grubbing in-laws! now the question is - what sort of trouble do I find with it, since we all know I'm the last person to build churches and propagate the word of god. helping widows and kids, that I can get behind.
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Post by andi9899 on Sept 5, 2018 14:56:30 GMT -5
You could pick me up and we could take a drunken tour of the US visiting select board members. We'd outsource the driving part since you have so much money that the bill we would run up for that would be chump change. Who's in?
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Post by chiver78 on Sept 5, 2018 14:58:07 GMT -5
I am definitely in for that.
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Post by dannylion on Sept 5, 2018 15:19:58 GMT -5
I question the late Mr. Potters' financial acumen. It seems odd that someone who was able to amass the sum of $26,000,000.00 would then just deposit it in a bank. There is no indication that it was invested in anything other than a deposit account. It was interesting that both Mr. and Mrs. Potters were married for 11 years. Were they married to each other for those 11 years or what? Other than that and a small pronoun antecedent discrepancy that makes it difficult to determine whether it is the funds or the document deposited with the attorney that are/is "relevant till date" and the fact that Mrs. Potters does not seem to be aware that London is, in fact, in the United Kingdom, I see no problem with that message at all. Looks entirely legit to me. Animal shelters are, technically, orphanages. Just sayin'. Also, please buy me a Mercedez-Benz motorcar and a lifetime supply of fancy cheeses.
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Post by weltschmerz on Sept 5, 2018 18:00:03 GMT -5
Write back, tell her you're an atheist, and will give the money to the Church of Satan.
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Post by NastyWoman on Sept 5, 2018 18:48:29 GMT -5
Write back, tell her you're an atheist, and will give the money to the Church of Satan. No, no, no, no, no. It's Mrs. B. Potters writing. Tell her that you will do everything in your power to make sure Peter Rabbits will be taken care of.
Satan indeed. He might like to eat rabbit stew for all we know
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Post by chiver78 on Sept 5, 2018 18:54:57 GMT -5
Write back, tell her you're an atheist, and will give the money to the Church of Satan. yass! the other thing that jumped out at me, the email address. is co.jp in Japan somewhere? that's way far from either London or the United Kingdom.
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Post by chiver78 on Sept 10, 2018 9:06:49 GMT -5
oh wait, there's more! and another .jp email address. what's that all about?!
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Post by dannylion on Sept 10, 2018 9:28:22 GMT -5
I question Ms. Lau's intentions and credibility. Anyone familiar with the Chinese legal system would be reluctant to rely on the services of even an "accredited" Chinese attorney.
If you decide to reply, please consider listing your "Occupational Status" as "currently occupied by the spirit of a mediocre French chef of uncertain temperament." Just because.
Some people get the most interesting emails. I get boring stuff from people who want to sell me furniture and vitamins.
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Post by chapeau on Sept 10, 2018 14:49:38 GMT -5
I question Ms. Lau's intentions and credibility. Anyone familiar with the Chinese legal system would be reluctant to rely on the services of even an "accredited" Chinese attorney. If you decide to reply, please consider listing your "Occupational Status" as "currently occupied by the spirit of a mediocre French chef of uncertain temperament." Just because. Some people get the most interesting emails. I get boring stuff from people who want to sell me furniture and vitamins. I wish I got furniture and vitamins. All I get are ads for pharmaceuticals that enhance a body part I don’t have. I’m looking for a piece of furniture.
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Post by NastyWoman on Sept 10, 2018 15:07:47 GMT -5
I question the late Mr. Potters' financial acumen. It seems odd that someone who was able to amass the sum of $26,000,000.00 would then just deposit it in a bank. There is no indication that it was invested in anything other than a deposit account. It was interesting that both Mr. and Mrs. Potters were married for 11 years. Were they married to each other for those 11 years or what? Other than that and a small pronoun antecedent discrepancy that makes it difficult to determine whether it is the funds or the document deposited with the attorney that are/is "relevant till date" and the fact that Mrs. Potters does not seem to be aware that London is, in fact, in the United Kingdom, I see no problem with that message at all. Looks entirely legit to me. Animal shelters are, technically, orphanages. Just sayin'. Also, please buy me a Mercedez-Benz motorcar and a lifetime supply of fancy cheeses. Ohhh, I missed this reference. Mr. Potters must have been a higher authority, not just some mere money grubbing mortal:
♫ Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends So Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz ♫
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Post by dannylion on Sept 10, 2018 15:08:38 GMT -5
I question Ms. Lau's intentions and credibility. Anyone familiar with the Chinese legal system would be reluctant to rely on the services of even an "accredited" Chinese attorney. If you decide to reply, please consider listing your "Occupational Status" as "currently occupied by the spirit of a mediocre French chef of uncertain temperament." Just because. Some people get the most interesting emails. I get boring stuff from people who want to sell me furniture and vitamins. I wish I got furniture and vitamins. All I get are ads for pharmaceuticals that enhance a body part I don’t have. I’m looking for a piece of furniture. I get emails from Wayfair, West Elm, and Pottery Barn. If you buy something from them, they apparently become your friends forever and like to keep in touch. My spam filter seems to eliminate most of the really interesting stuff.
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Post by Pants on Sept 10, 2018 18:31:17 GMT -5
I question the late Mr. Potters' financial acumen. It seems odd that someone who was able to amass the sum of $26,000,000.00 would then just deposit it in a bank. There is no indication that it was invested in anything other than a deposit account. It was interesting that both Mr. and Mrs. Potters were married for 11 years. Were they married to each other for those 11 years or what? Other than that and a small pronoun antecedent discrepancy that makes it difficult to determine whether it is the funds or the document deposited with the attorney that are/is "relevant till date" and the fact that Mrs. Potters does not seem to be aware that London is, in fact, in the United Kingdom, I see no problem with that message at all. Looks entirely legit to me. Animal shelters are, technically, orphanages. Just sayin'. Also, please buy me a Mercedez-Benz motorcar and a lifetime supply of fancy cheeses. Oh Lord, won't you buy me A Mercedes Benz? my friends all drive porsches I must make a-mends ETA: Dammit, Nasty woman beat me. Stupid posting before reading the thread.
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Post by dannylion on Sept 10, 2018 18:48:26 GMT -5
I deliberately did not make reference to that iconic anthem as the late, great Janis was silent therein on the topic of fancy cheeses. Also, only one friend and a neighbor actually drive Porsches, so it seemed not entirely honest to evoke that particular rationale. Most of my friends tend to drive either Subarus or Lexuses, and it seemed disrespectful to alter the lyrics just to suit my own circumstances as the song is perfect as it is. So, I refrained from mentioning the song at all. But I thought about it.
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Post by Opti on Sept 10, 2018 19:08:11 GMT -5
I question Ms. Lau's intentions and credibility. Anyone familiar with the Chinese legal system would be reluctant to rely on the services of even an "accredited" Chinese attorney. If you decide to reply, please consider listing your "Occupational Status" as "currently occupied by the spirit of a mediocre French chef of uncertain temperament." Just because. Some people get the most interesting emails. I get boring stuff from people who want to sell me furniture and vitamins. I wish I got furniture and vitamins. All I get are ads for pharmaceuticals that enhance a body part I don’t have. I’m looking for a piece of furniture. Just shop for something on line or even for grins price out and build a vehicle you fantasize about. Suddenly PB and Yahoo if you use them, will start popping up ads based on what you recently looked at.
Since you mentioned furniture, I think I am excited about a possible new furniture store. Believe it or not, I think its something like Stickley Car_companyname coming soon. Or so said a sign I may have misread. There is a Stickley museum out in Morris County, so it would be cool to me if indeed some sort of Stickley furniture is planning to open someday.
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Post by Opti on Sept 10, 2018 19:15:45 GMT -5
I deliberately did not make reference to that iconic anthem as the late, great Janis was silent therein on the topic of fancy cheeses. Also, only one friend and a neighbor actually drive Porsches, so it seemed not entirely honest to evoke that particular rationale. Most of my friends tend to drive either Subarus or Lexuses, and it seemed disrespectful to alter the lyrics just to suit my own circumstances as the song is perfect as it is. So, I refrained from mentioning the song at all. But I thought about it. I have had friends with Porsches, which is why my Porsche craving grew stronger in college. I want cool cars because I want them though. I don't care if they match, show up, or look lamer than my friend's cars. I just want cool cars. Preferably multiple ... so I'll take a Mercedes, a Porsche, ...
There are Subarus here, but they are less common. And if you have the cooler ones your lights and your car are more likely to be stolen than most cars, so it comes with that added factor.
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