Your Embarrassing Household Items...Left Out.

[DebMD (banned)]

LIKE:
Your Bong when the Cable guy came by

Your 'Pleasure Chest' when the cleaning lady came by

Your 'Special Reading' material when neighbors stopped by


What happened?

[Deleted]

My hemorrhoid cream on the bathroom sink. A friend and their kids came over and the kid thought it was toothpaste...

[pig]

Arch my mother did something like that. Her faculties are not as sharp as they used to be. She used cortisone cream though.

[Deleted]

Baby oil left on the coffee table. I was actually moisturizing my legs but no one will accept that explanation.

[The Walk of the Penguin Mich]

Tampons on the kitchen floor. My cat used to drag a couple out of the closet in the bathroom and play with them, scooting them across the hardwood floors in the kitchen. At the time, I lived in Boston in a 2 room apartment, where you walked directly into the kitchen once you opened the front door.

After awhile, I got really good at opening the door and taking a quick scan of the floor before letting anyone in my apartment behind me.

[pig]

Tampons? Baby oil? Those are not embarassing. Embarassing it lifting the toilet seat after company leaves and realizing your kid got large poop smears all over the underside of the seat in the guest bathroom. That's embarassing. Or having a 13 year old girl babysitter telling you that your son found some porn DVDs and hand them to you.

[Deleted]

You have a kid and you keep porn in the house??? That's just begging for embarrasment that is.

[DebMD (banned)]

My 'delicates' left out when there's a male cleaning crew.

[pig]

Later, all my porn minus 2 DVDs have long since been thrown out. And those were hidden.

[Taxman10]

Mar 31, 2011 9:24:10 GMT -5 @pig said:

Later, all my porn minus 22 DVDs, 16 VHSs, 45 Mags, and an Adam&Eve Catalog, have long since been thrown out. And those were hidden.

fixed!!

[pig]

There's no need for porn on media when there's the internet.

[Artemis Windsong]

So far Dr. Pig wins in the embarrassment category.

One woman told me she would not join a group coming to my house on the spur-of-the-minute because I didn't have time to put my personals away . To her, any lotions, etc. were personals.

Another time some people from work wanted to see my house right after work. I called my daughter and asked her to pick up. She did everything but my bath and bedroom. It was just towels and wash clothes but I was uncomfortable.

Now, I throw a towel over the laundry basket and don't get too concerned. I would do the same with the trash except with a length of toilet tissue. I used to have severe nose bleeds so the trash was pretty nasty.

Our medicine cabinet and under the sink has nothing to be embarrassed about because people will look.

One year a new "corporate welfare" company was deciding on location. They drove around and looked at the inside of garages with the door left open and decide here would be nice because the garages were so tidy.

[Deleted]

pfft, who buys porn?

[Deleted]

Mar 31, 2011 9:28:58 GMT -5 @pig said:

There's no need for porn on media when there's the internet.

OH!!!! On these lines, I opened a link on the old MSN boards and it lead to porn. Which then got flagged on our server!!! In a staff meeting the boss mentioned to be careful where we go on the internet because someone had visitted a porn site. He was figuring it was an accident but watch out.

The funniest part of that story is that I am not the only that thought he was talking about me! ;D

[ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ]

Baby oil left on the coffee table.

That's embarrassing?

[DebMD (banned)]

Baby oil could be embarrassing....depends on what else was on the table ;D

[Deleted]

Mar 31, 2011 9:46:09 GMT -5 ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ said:

Baby oil left on the coffee table.

That's embarrassing?

Later's friends aren't as "morally casual" as we are.

[Deleted]

I am single.

[cael]

When DF and I first moved in together we lived with a dear friend of ours for 2 years as roommates. It mostly worked out fine, but he was a slob.... he would routinely leave shit in the toilet and not flush it and forget about it had a friend or two find that when they went into the bathroom a few times. SOOO PISSED! And he would act like it was a mistake and no big deal, and act like I was being a bitch for pointing it out. Gah. Love him but so glad we don't live with him anymore!

[Deleted]

Mar 31, 2011 9:59:19 GMT -5 Muscleup said:

Mar 31, 2011 9:57:24 GMT -5 @justaposter said:

I am single.

The men of Canada thank for this condition.

LOL I'm not going there. ;D

[DebMD (banned)]

'single' girls can be so 'creative'

[Deleted]

LOL Deb! That's what my friend's think! And that was the conversation ALL night!

[Bob Ross]

My Silence of the Lambs-esque basement when the plumber showed up to fix a leaky pipe.

It ended up putting the lotion on it's skin.

[Deleted]

"It ended up putting the lotion on it's skin."

huh?

[Taxman10]

Mar 31, 2011 10:20:46 GMT -5 Bob Ross said:

My Silence of the Lambs-esque basement when the plumber showed up to fix a leaky pipe.

It ended up putting the lotion on it's skin.

LOL -- awesome reference!!

I'm glad you didn't have to give it the hose again.....

[Bob Ross]

Mar 31, 2011 10:22:13 GMT -5 @justaposter said:

huh?

[NomoreDramaQ1015]

My Silence of the Lambs-esque basement when the plumber showed up to fix a leaky pipe.

It ended up putting the lotion on it's skin

LMAO.

Most embarassing was when we were moving out of DH's house and into mine. We hadn't cleaned out his dresser yet and his mother took it upon herself to do so.

Certain personal items of an intimate nature of ours were all arranged neatly on top of the dresser and she told us to decide which ones we wanted to keep.

I turned beet red and told her she could just throw them all out.

[NomoreDramaQ1015]

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[Deleted]

You mean like the time that my grandparent's friends (who have known me since I was barely out of diapers) came to visit me and see my new apartment while on vacation (they and my grandparents live across the country). They, of course, had to take pictures of my new place to show my grandparents.

It was only after they left that I realized my "personal stimulator" was lying on the floor next to the bed.

[cael]

I had a few good friends growing up and we always used to have sleepovers. Once at one friend's house, we found her parents' copy of "The Joy of Sex" and thought it was hilarious and read the whole thing Another time, at the other friend's house, we found some of her brother's playboy magazines and for some reason brought them to church with us the next day in a paper grocery bag. We lost it lol I have no idea if anyone ever found it! Hilarious though!