Weird stuff I've done...

[Apple]

Opposite of "I have never".  Fairly uncommon stuff you've had/done.


I have urinated in a WWI bomb crater (I'd been holding it for hours, and there were no restrooms anywhere! But I found a spot behind the trees where apparently some others had had the same issue.) This would be less impressive for a guy, since the world is their bathroom. Us females usually have to work at it a little harder to avoid exposure/getting bit by something/peeing on our jeans/shoes.

[Deleted]

I had sex on the floor of the office of the student body president at my university (with another guy, not the student body president).

[Waffle]

I have climbed up and stood on the top of (train) tanker rail cars.

[giramomma]

I poured a wine cooler into a Gatorade bottle and brought that to a campus job when I was a college student.

I also dated some guy that called up random phone numbers for fun.

[Apple]

I've ridden in the back of a police car more times than I can count, yet, not for any criminal/"bad" reason.

[cktc]

In the name of modesty, I pulled my dress down on the side of the road outside Vatican City.

The Swiss Guard wouldn't let me in to see the Scavi Excavations because the dress I bought shrank and was right at knee level. I tried to find some pants in the area to no avail. I was pressed for time to make the reservations so finally I gave up, pulled the top off my dress so I could drop it down and put my sweater on over my bra. My ex was completely scandalized. We got in though   Good thing God doesn't have eyes outside of Vatican City.

[billisonboard]

Ran a half marathon on Saturday and then a full marathon on Sunday (Disney World's Goofy Challenge)

[Apple]

I've been in a donkey race at a rodeo.

[suesinfl]

Skinny dipped in a local beach then drove home butt naked while going down main street in a topless jeep. Granted I was 20 and it was after midnight.

Those were some fun times.

[dannylion]

I have driven a Russian tank.

[Apple]

Oct 3, 2017 16:00:10 GMT -5 suesinfl said:

Skinny dipped in a local beach then drove home butt naked while going down main street in a topless jeep. Granted I was 20 and it was after midnight.

Those were some fun times.

I want to be you in your 20s when I'm in my 40s

[thyme4change]

I once did a split and hyper extended and landed on the ground so hard I bruised my hoo-ha.

[Lizard Queen]

Had sex in a variety of outdoor/public places, the details of which I won't go into as they were pre-DH.

[Apple]

I've broken a bone.  Just one.  My incus (aka anvil).  In my middle ear.  Then I broke the first prosthetic.  Yea me.

[Anne_in_VA]

Had sex on the beach with a guy who was only a few years older than my son.  Drove to meet a boyfriend with nothing on but a raincost.  Was he surprised when I knocked on his door!    All this was before DH.

[NancysSummerSip]

Oct 3, 2017 15:04:23 GMT -5 Apple said:

I've ridden in the back of a police car more times than I can count, yet, not for any criminal/"bad" reason.

Same here. I was on my internship for my criminal justice degree, and worked with a local police department. I worked in the women's state prison for part of that internship, too. Spent time on the state's Death Row for women (at the time, there were two inmates there. One has since been executed, the other was pardoned a few years later, but her male cohort who actually committed the crime was executed). I sat in the cell of the inmate who was later pardoned and talked to her for about 30 minutes. It remains one of the more surreal experiences I've ever had.

[NancysSummerSip]

Oct 3, 2017 16:00:10 GMT -5 suesinfl said:

Skinny dipped in a local beach then drove home butt naked while going down main street in a topless jeep. Granted I was 20 and it was after midnight.

Those were some fun times.

There's the makings of a NY Post headline in there. Or a personal ad for the naughty section of Craigslist:

Barenaked Lady In Topless Car Seeking Rear-end Collision


OK, fine. I went there.

[Cookies Galore]

I posted a personal ad on Craigslist, brought the guy home hoping for one nighter, and then married him six years later.

[empress of self-improvement]

Got caught one night by cops having sex with an ex in the back of his truck in the vicinity of a public golf clubhouse. Wouldn't have been an issue except apparently someone broke into the stupid building while we were getting busy and set off the alarm.

[empress of self-improvement]

Oct 3, 2017 16:57:47 GMT -5 Apple said:

I've broken a bone.  Just one.  My incus (aka anvil).  In my middle ear.  Then I broke the first prosthetic.  Yea me.

HOW?!?!?

[haapai]

I once shook hands with a king. 

Receiving lines are over-rated.  The tradition can be discontinued any time.  It's cruel to the VIP and disgusting to the guests. 

[zibazinski]

Climbed a water tower but forgot the spray paint.

[Waffle]

Oct 3, 2017 20:31:00 GMT -5 zibazinski said:

Climbed a water tower but forgot the spray paint.

LOL Zib's almost criminal past.

[zibazinski]

Oct 3, 2017 20:43:48 GMT -5 Waffle said:

Oct 3, 2017 20:31:00 GMT -5 zibazinski said:

Climbed a water tower but forgot the spray paint.

LOL Zib's almost criminal past.

I know, right? Actually climbing the water tower is a no-no, too! I had no fear of anything then. The stupidity of youth!!

[suesinfl]

My friend and I went swimming in a river very well known for alligators and snakes and were told NOT to enter the water. It would have been fine except my dad asked why we were wet (after a 2 mile walk home) and I said "she jumped in and then WE got out". My dad was not a happy camper and neither was I after the punishment. 

[Apple]

Oct 3, 2017 19:34:19 GMT -5 empress of self-improvement said:

Oct 3, 2017 16:57:47 GMT -5 Apple said:

I've broken a bone.  Just one.  My incus (aka anvil).  In my middle ear.  Then I broke the first prosthetic.  Yea me.

HOW?!?!?

My eardrums move way to much, and my ears don't pop (instead, the eardrum would literally stretch until it tore a whole, and my ears could equalize).  So, anytime there is a pressure change (like driving in a mountainous area), my eardrum would push against the bones so hard that I, over time, crushed the middle one (and had bone gap hearing loss as a result).  The doctor rebuilt the bone with bone cement, and I broke that.  For the second surgery, he rebuilt the bone AND strengthened my eardrum with cartilage so that it could not move as much.  Much of my hearing has come back, and now altitude changes aren't quite as painful.

[Tennesseer]

As a teenager in 1967, myself and a few friends (male and female), and while riding in a convertable, reenacted the JFK assassination while driving through my hometown's downtown shopping area.

[Sharon]

I climbed inside and hosed out a sugar tank.  It was about the size of a small water tower and was on top of the roof of the cannery where I was working.  A good friend and I had a blast that day cleaning that thing out.

[HoneyBBQ]

Been in the 'vomit comet' and been weightless. Twice.

[Apple]

Oct 3, 2017 21:59:15 GMT -5 Sharon said:

I climbed inside and hosed out a sugar tank.  It was about the size of a small water tower and was on top of the roof of the cannery where I was working.  A good friend and I had a blast that day cleaning that thing out.

I haven't done a sugar tank, but have done an oil tank.  Having the right work partner makes a world of difference, and even the "dirty jobs" can be so much fun.