because I need a laugh and maybe you need one too!

[MJ2.0]

www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=sr_1_5?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1502904431&sr=1-5&keywords=banana+slicer

[giramomma]

And, sadly, that wouldn't have prevented DD's trip to the ER last weekend....(cut her finger while trying to open up the banana.)

[swamp]

I love the reviews. 

When will they come out with a slicer for bananas that curve to the left? 

[GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl]

Thanks!!!

I definitely needed a laugh today.

Off to buy one!! ;-)

[MJ2.0]

Aug 16, 2017 13:09:46 GMT -5 swamp said:

I love the reviews. 

When will they come out with a slicer for bananas that curve to the left? 

I almost cried at the "not wi-fi compatible" review.

[GRG a/k/a goldenrulegirl]

Aug 16, 2017 13:09:46 GMT -5 swamp said:

I love the reviews. 

When will they come out with a slicer for bananas that curve to the left? 

I fear even natural selection is not enough to save the human race from extinction. :-(. :-0

[ken a.k.a OMK]

Aug 16, 2017 13:09:46 GMT -5 swamp said:

I love the reviews. 

When will they come out with a slicer for bananas that curve to the left? 

  Flip it over. 

[MJ2.0]

LMAO, I'm upset that a publishing company even looked at this:

www.amazon.com/How-Talk-Your-About-Safety/dp/045149492X/ref=pd_bxgy_14_img_2?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=Z2584GXDGKQGXA60EC15

[Jaguar]

Aug 16, 2017 13:28:51 GMT -5 MJ2.0 said:

LMAO, I'm upset that a publishing company even looked at this:

www.amazon.com/How-Talk-Your-About-Safety/dp/045149492X/ref=pd_bxgy_14_img_2?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=Z2584GXDGKQGXA60EC15

I can't stop laughing.

[MJ2.0]

OMG, and this one!

www.amazon.com/Avoid-Huge-Ships-John-Trimmer/dp/0870334336/ref=pd_sbs_79_34?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=W547706C9ZTHVAZ7TA9W

[NastyWoman]

See, I am easily amused so this one had me doubling over:

Question:

I only speak Spanish. Will it work on platanos?



Answer:

yes it works very well on pantalones
By Rowan on January 6, 2013

[alabamagal]

Aug 16, 2017 13:37:39 GMT -5 MJ2.0 said:

OMG, and this one!

www.amazon.com/Avoid-Huge-Ships-John-Trimmer/dp/0870334336/ref=pd_sbs_79_34?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=W547706C9ZTHVAZ7TA9W

It says this is a paperback for $97.  And it has 1300 reviews.  Is there something about this I am missing?

[TheOtherMe]

Needed a laugh today!  Thank you. 

[Anne_in_VA]

Those are just cray cray!  I almost fell off my chair laughing.

[Bonny]

Aug 16, 2017 18:27:30 GMT -5 @sroo4 said:

Aug 16, 2017 17:19:32 GMT -5 alabamagal said:

It says this is a paperback for $97.  And it has 1300 reviews.  Is there something about this I am missing?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_Avoid_Huge_Ships

How to Avoid Huge Ships is a 1982 book by Captain John W. Trimmer, a Master Mariner and Seattle harbor pilot. The first edition was self-published from Trimmer's home in Seattle, and carried the subtitle Or: I Never Met a Ship I Liked. It is a maritime operations guidance book, but also attracted some attention due to its title, which some found to be unusual, incongruous, and humorous.

Basically it's a real book for a very specialized audience. People started to leave funny reviews because it seems so obvious and unlikely to need instruction on this particular topic for average people. 

But it happens!

www.cnn.com/2017/06/16/politics/us-navy-destroyer-collides-with-merchant-ship-japan/

[dannylion]

Aug 16, 2017 18:49:06 GMT -5 @sroo4 said:

Oh dear.... I do love a running joke

www.amazon.com/dp/B001DZTJRQ

Disappointing
Bytheoriginalcaton March 16, 2014
This would be a great product but was dismayed to find it has no banana slicer- that's a deal breaker. Returning today.

All of the reviews for the giant Swiss Army knife are a hoot. Even better than the banana slicer reviews.  Thanks for finding that!  I was worried I wouldn't find a suitable way to spend way too much time on the internet this evening.  Problem solved! 

[Works4me]

Aug 16, 2017 13:21:38 GMT -5 ken a.k.a OMK said:

Aug 16, 2017 13:09:46 GMT -5 swamp said:

I love the reviews. 

When will they come out with a slicer for bananas that curve to the left? 

  Flip it over. 

But then the sharp side of the banana slicer will be facing up and I might cut myself and it won't cut the banana very well that way!

[Chocolate Lover]

Have any of you read the reviews for the 5lb bag of Haribo gummy bears? I think it's the sugar free ones.

[MJ2.0]

www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS/ref=sr_1_7_s_it?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1503004774&sr=1-7&keywords=sugar+free+gummy+bears&refinements=p_n_location_browse-bin%3A11011178011

I forgot that too much sugar free candy has a Draino effect...

[MJ2.0]

I am LMAO at "pee from the anus"

[NancysSummerSip]

OMG,,,I have not clicked on any of your links yet. I am LMAO at your posts, y'all!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[adela76]

The "customers who viewed this item also viewed" section is the best.  There's a 60 lb wheel of cheese, a book about crafting with cat hair, a playmobil security checkpoint (discontinued of course) . . . I had no idea amazon was such a wealth of comedy!