Violent Cannibalistic Behaviour in the Uncia: Video Proof

[Virgil Showlion]

Footage from hidden research cameras reveal the truth!



At several points in the clip, we observe one uncian licking another, tasting it as a precursor to a later attack. A third uncian shows contempt for its siblings by stepping on their prone bodies, not bothering to check if it has caused or exacerbated injuries.

Then, at 0:30 the violence begins. The uncia begin swiping at each other with their razor claws.

There appears to be a brief aborted attempt by one uncian to eat another at 0:40.

A shocking violent attack ensues at 0:52, followed by an attack on the research camera that ends the footage. (Yes, these creatures are so violent, they'll even attack a camera!) The ensuing horror is left to our imaginations.

What is undeniable from this brief clip, however, is that the uncia's violent, sadistic tendencies aren't targeted at humans alone. Their cruel bloodlust is manifest within their very families.

Not only for humanity's sake, but for sake of mercy and decency, this species needs to be put down. When will you answer the call? How many more innocent people need to die?

[Jaguar]

Virgil Showlion, you see war and I see love, give it up.

[weltschmerz]

They're Chinese currency manipulators, aren't they? Bomb them!

[Virgil Showlion]

Apr 23, 2017 15:13:30 GMT -5 weltschmerz said:

They're Chinese currency manipulators, aren't they? Bomb them!

Correlation doesn't always equal causation, but you might be onto something.

[dannylion]

Virgil, sweetie, this obsessive demonization of what are clearly magnificent, loving, furry creatures cannot be healthy or at all good for you.

Please, seek help. I'm worried about you. Such unwholesome preoccupations can be precursors for all sorts of sad outcomes such as an affinity for cheesy variety shows and bad accordion music. It would be heartbreaking to learn you had withdrawn from the world to spend your days binge-watching old Lawrence Welk shows. 

[Virgil Showlion]

Apr 23, 2017 16:36:30 GMT -5 dannylion said:

Virgil, sweetie, this obsessive demonization of what are clearly magnificent, loving, furry creatures cannot be healthy or at all good for you.

Please, seek help. I'm worried about you. Such unwholesome preoccupations can be precursors for all sorts of sad outcomes such as an affinity for cheesy variety shows and bad accordion music. It would be heartbreaking to learn you had withdrawn from the world to spend your days binge-watching old Lawrence Welk shows. 

I'll forgive your hurtful microaggression this time, Danny.

Please know that your snow leopard denial and uncian privilege are deeply injurious, as is your cat shaming me. Threads about raising uncian awareness should be safe places for people to express their opinions without fear of facing pro-uncian speciesism. Victims of the uncia shouldn't have to become victims all over again because of your denial.

Consider donating to my uncian denial reparations fund as penance for your offense.

[dannylion]

Apr 23, 2017 19:27:35 GMT -5 Virgil Showlion said:

Apr 23, 2017 16:36:30 GMT -5 dannylion said:

Virgil, sweetie, this obsessive demonization of what are clearly magnificent, loving, furry creatures cannot be healthy or at all good for you.

Please, seek help. I'm worried about you. Such unwholesome preoccupations can be precursors for all sorts of sad outcomes such as an affinity for cheesy variety shows and bad accordion music. It would be heartbreaking to learn you had withdrawn from the world to spend your days binge-watching old Lawrence Welk shows. 

I'll forgive your hurtful microaggression this time, Danny.

Please know that your snow leopard denial and uncian privilege are deeply injurious, as is your cat shaming me. Threads about raising uncian awareness should be safe places for people to express their opinions without fear of facing pro-uncian speciesism. Victims of the uncia shouldn't have to become victims all over again because of your denial.

Consider donating to my uncian denial reparations fund as penance for your offense.

Bless your heart, Virgil.

You're watching a Lawrence Welk video right now, aren't you?

[Virgil Showlion]

LA LA LA LA LA (can't hear you) LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

[toomuchreality]

Apr 23, 2017 19:41:32 GMT -5 dannylion said:

Apr 23, 2017 19:27:35 GMT -5 Virgil Showlion said:

I'll forgive your hurtful microaggression this time, Danny.

Please know that your snow leopard denial and uncian privilege are deeply injurious, as is your cat shaming me. Threads about raising uncian awareness should be safe places for people to express their opinions without fear of facing pro-uncian speciesism. Victims of the uncia shouldn't have to become victims all over again because of your denial.

Consider donating to my uncian denial reparations fund as penance for your offense.

Bless your heart, Virgil.

You're watching a Lawrence Welk video right now, aren't you?

OMG......    

                            
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!






Please...  May I donate a large sum?
→ Sum sumping!

[wyouser]

Breaking News! Russian Media today slams Chinese reports and films against the innocent Uncia as rascist, slanderous,  and a hate crime. To prove the point, Moscow will be shipping all 535 members of Congress a harmless, housebroke friendly Russian version to take home with them. This act will promote another giant step forward in Russian-American solidarity and will help disprove all the heinous lies about Russian interference in American politics......

[Virgil Showlion]

Apr 24, 2017 11:11:03 GMT -5 wyouser said:

Breaking News! Russian Media today slams Chinese reports and films against the innocent Uncia as rascist, slanderous,  and a hate crime. To prove the point, Moscow will be shipping all 535 members of Congress a harmless, housebroke friendly Russian version to take home with them. This act will promote another giant step forward in Russian-American solidarity and will help disprove all the heinous lies about Russian interference in American politics......

Everyone knows the Russians are evil.

If this story were true, I guarantee you it would be a plot to murder all 535 members of Congress.

[Peace Of Mind]

I have violent behavior like that towards and from my fur babies daily along with 2 other's that come by to see me every week that live elsewhere.  But I don't have video proof.     You'll just have to believe me and that I survived it. 

[Virgil Showlion]

Apr 24, 2017 17:40:20 GMT -5 Peace Of Mind said:

I have violent behavior like that towards my fur babies daily along with 2 other's that come by to see me every week that live elsewhere.  But I don't have video proof.     You'll just have to believe me and that I survived it. 

What you experienced was most likely harmless play. Sparring, play fighting, etc. Obviously a very different beast (no pun intended) from the incredible violence witnessed in this video.

[Peace Of Mind]

YOU WEREN'T THERE and have no idea how scary it was!        The head butting, the rolling around on and against me with those claws all exposed. The front paws digging over and over on my legs... it was awesome awful!

[toomuchreality]

Apr 24, 2017 18:07:17 GMT -5 Virgil Showlion said:

Apr 24, 2017 17:40:20 GMT -5 Peace Of Mind said:

I have violent behavior like that towards my fur babies daily along with 2 other's that come by to see me every week that live elsewhere.  But I don't have video proof.     You'll just have to believe me and that I survived it. 

What you experienced was most likely harmless play. Sparring, play fighting, etc. Obviously a very different beast (no pun intended) from the incredible violence witnessed in this video.

This was an EXTREMELY violent and frightening video to watch.    No doubt, I will be scarred for life!    In the future, I hope you post such things with a disclaimer.   Jeez! 


-Just sayin'

[Virgil Showlion]

Apr 24, 2017 18:17:21 GMT -5 Peace Of Mind said:

YOU WEREN'T THERE and have no idea how scary it was!        The head butting, the rolling around on and against me with those claws all exposed. The front paws digging over and over on my legs... it was awesome awful!

Well... it sounds as though it may have been at least a fraction as violent as the free-for-all in the OP. If there was clawing, blood, broken bones and all that.

But let's keep things in perspective. You obviously made it out alive. Unless several of your friends and relatives died in this attack, it's not even in the same category as uncian violence.

My sympathies, BTW.

[Peace Of Mind]

Apr 25, 2017 11:46:23 GMT -5 Virgil Showlion said:

Apr 24, 2017 18:17:21 GMT -5 Peace Of Mind said:

YOU WEREN'T THERE and have no idea how scary it was!        The head butting, the rolling around on and against me with those claws all exposed. The front paws digging over and over on my legs... it was awesome awful!

Well... it sounds as though it may have been at least a fraction as violent as the free-for-all in the OP. If there was clawing, blood, broken bones and all that.

But let's keep things in perspective. You obviously made it out alive. Unless several of your friends and relatives died in this attack, it's not even in the same category as uncian violence.

My sympathies, BTW.

<sniffs and dries tears>>  Thank you, Virgil.  Do you want to see the mauling that I suffered?  <<removes tiny Sponge Bob band aid>> 

[Virgil Showlion]

Apr 25, 2017 15:27:23 GMT -5 Peace Of Mind said:

Apr 25, 2017 11:46:23 GMT -5 Virgil Showlion said:

Well... it sounds as though it may have been at least a fraction as violent as the free-for-all in the OP. If there was clawing, blood, broken bones and all that.

But let's keep things in perspective. You obviously made it out alive. Unless several of your friends and relatives died in this attack, it's not even in the same category as uncian violence.

My sympathies, BTW.

<sniffs and dries tears>>  Thank you, Virgil.  Do you want to see the mauling that I suffered?  <<removes tiny Sponge Bob band aid>> 

You're mocking me, aren't you?

[Peace Of Mind]

    Why would you accuse me of such things?!  I think it's 'cause you are just mean and inconsiderate of my life experiences that I suffer!  <<runs off crying>>

[Virgil Showlion]

This thread is for uncian maulings. Maulings by other kinds of horrid animals should be reported in their own threads.

[wyouser]

Uncia canabalistic behavior......they eat their own......they eat their young. As such, have they been placed on the political spectrum? On that scale between anarchist and fascist, where exactly do they fit?  Or more precisely in regard to American politics, do they trend Republican?  Or are they like flaming Democrats?  Alas, where is a Plato or a Hegel when you need one?

[Virgil Showlion]

Apr 25, 2017 16:22:49 GMT -5 wyouser said:

Uncia canabalistic behavior......they eat their own......they eat their young. As such, have they been placed on the political spectrum? On that scale between anarchist and fascist, where exactly do they fit?  Or more precisely in regard to American politics, do they trend Republican?  Or are they like flaming Democrats?  Alas, where is a Plato or a Hegel when you need one?

These are good questions, and I applaud your open-mindedness.

Regarding uncian cannibalism (link 1, link 2):

the uncia engage in ritualistic infanticide, cannibalism, sport killing, bloodletting, and unchecked genocide of other species—acts committed by no other species except for homo sapiens—at rates approaching 100% likelihood, dwarfing those of the most depraved human societies known to history

...

[T]he uncia typically only kill or abandon their spawn when the spawn are insufficiently evil (insufficiently affected by the sanguis maleficarum, the blood condition responsible for the necrotic black spots covering their fur). Abandoned uncian spawn are what unciologists call "conflicted"—neither completely benign nor completely malevolent. Parents abandon them in the "hopes" (i.e. with the instinctual expectation) that starvation will drive the spawn to murderous fits of consumption, thereby cementing a malevolent temperament.

This is all based on objective, iron-clad research by dedicated scientists.

As you can see, the uncia are too deranged to be classified on any political spectrum.

[dannylion]

Apr 25, 2017 18:00:28 GMT -5 Virgil Showlion said:

Apr 25, 2017 16:22:49 GMT -5 wyouser said:

Uncia canabalistic behavior......they eat their own......they eat their young. As such, have they been placed on the political spectrum? On that scale between anarchist and fascist, where exactly do they fit?  Or more precisely in regard to American politics, do they trend Republican?  Or are they like flaming Democrats?  Alas, where is a Plato or a Hegel when you need one?

These are good questions, and I applaud your open-mindedness.

Regarding uncian cannibalism (link 1, link 2):

the uncia engage in ritualistic infanticide, cannibalism, sport killing, bloodletting, and unchecked genocide of other species—acts committed by no other species except for homo sapiens—at rates approaching 100% likelihood, dwarfing those of the most depraved human societies known to history

...

[T]he uncia typically only kill or abandon their spawn when the spawn are insufficiently evil (insufficiently affected by the sanguis maleficarum, the blood condition responsible for the necrotic black spots covering their fur). Abandoned uncian spawn are what unciologists call "conflicted"—neither completely benign nor completely malevolent. Parents abandon them in the "hopes" (i.e. with the instinctual expectation) that starvation will drive the spawn to murderous fits of consumption, thereby cementing a malevolent temperament.

This is all based on objective, iron-clad research by dedicated scientists.

As you can see, the uncia are too deranged to be classified on any political spectrum.

You've gotten to the one with the Lawrence Welk version of One Toke Over the Line, haven't you? 

This won't end well.

You must resist the urge to watch any more old Lawrence Welk shows.  It has deprived you of your ability to tell fact from fantasy. 

We don't want to start seeing posts from you ranting about chemtrails.  That would be heartbreaking. 

[toomuchreality]

Apr 25, 2017 20:18:09 GMT -5 dannylion said:

Apr 25, 2017 18:00:28 GMT -5 Virgil Showlion said:

These are good questions, and I applaud your open-mindedness.

Regarding uncian cannibalism (link 1, link 2):

the uncia engage in ritualistic infanticide, cannibalism, sport killing, bloodletting, and unchecked genocide of other species—acts committed by no other species except for homo sapiens—at rates approaching 100% likelihood, dwarfing those of the most depraved human societies known to history

...

[T]he uncia typically only kill or abandon their spawn when the spawn are insufficiently evil (insufficiently affected by the sanguis maleficarum, the blood condition responsible for the necrotic black spots covering their fur). Abandoned uncian spawn are what unciologists call "conflicted"—neither completely benign nor completely malevolent. Parents abandon them in the "hopes" (i.e. with the instinctual expectation) that starvation will drive the spawn to murderous fits of consumption, thereby cementing a malevolent temperament.

This is all based on objective, iron-clad research by dedicated scientists.

As you can see, the uncia are too deranged to be classified on any political spectrum.

You've gotten to the one with the Lawrence Welk version of One Toke Over the Line, haven't you? 

This won't end well.

You must resist the urge to watch any more old Lawrence Welk shows.  It has deprived you of your ability to tell fact from fantasy. 

We don' want to start seeing posts from you ranting about chemtrails.  That would be heartbreaking. 

You mean that "modern spiritual" song by Gail and Dale?

[toomuchreality]

Apr 25, 2017 18:00:28 GMT -5 Virgil Showlion said:

Apr 25, 2017 16:22:49 GMT -5 wyouser said:

Uncia canabalistic behavior......they eat their own......they eat their young. As such, have they been placed on the political spectrum? On that scale between anarchist and fascist, where exactly do they fit?  Or more precisely in regard to American politics, do they trend Republican?  Or are they like flaming Democrats?  Alas, where is a Plato or a Hegel when you need one?

These are good questions, and I applaud your open-mindedness.

Regarding uncian cannibalism (link 1, link 2):

the uncia engage in ritualistic infanticide, cannibalism, sport killing, bloodletting, and unchecked genocide of other species—acts committed by no other species except for homo sapiens—at rates approaching 100% likelihood, dwarfing those of the most depraved human societies known to history

...

[T]he uncia typically only kill or abandon their spawn when the spawn are insufficiently evil (insufficiently affected by the sanguis maleficarum, the blood condition responsible for the necrotic black spots covering their fur). Abandoned uncian spawn are what unciologists call "conflicted"—neither completely benign nor completely malevolent. Parents abandon them in the "hopes" (i.e. with the instinctual expectation) that starvation will drive the spawn to murderous fits of consumption, thereby cementing a malevolent temperament.

This is all based on objective, iron-clad research by dedicated scientists.

As you can see, the uncia are too deranged to be classified on any political spectrum.

   You're scaring me!  I may never leave my house again!

  I'll become a shut in, hiding under the blankets, for protection.











Peace Of Mind
POM   I'm so sorry you had to suffer and endure such an intensely frightening and painful event!  I hope your tiny Sponge Bob band aid helped.

[dannylion]

Apr 25, 2017 21:58:21 GMT -5 toomuchreality said:

Apr 25, 2017 20:18:09 GMT -5 dannylion said:

You've gotten to the one with the Lawrence Welk version of One Toke Over the Line, haven't you? 

This won't end well.

You must resist the urge to watch any more old Lawrence Welk shows.  It has deprived you of your ability to tell fact from fantasy. 

We don' want to start seeing posts from you ranting about chemtrails.  That would be heartbreaking. 

You mean that "modern spiritual" song by Gail and Dale?

Yes, that's the one! 

That's enough to deprive even the strongest mind of its reason if viewed in a state of vulnerability.  (When viewed in one's right mind, it is simply an occasion for hilarity). 

Virgil's unwholesome preoccupation with the fantasy of rogue bands of homicidal snow leopards menacing humanity has clearly unhinged his reason and has left him vulnerable to the deleterious brain-softening influence of cheesy variety shows, and the sheer awfulness of the cheesy variety shows has deprived him of the ability to recognize the agenda behind the anti-snow-leopard propaganda that has him in its thrall.  That is the only explanation for the persistence of his delusions.  They have become self-perpetuating. 

Perhaps somewhere under the fantasy, the original, sane, rational Virgil still exists. 

 

[Peace Of Mind]

Peace Of Mind

POM   I'm so sorry you had to suffer and endure such an intensely frightening and painful event!  I hope your tiny Sponge Bob band aid helped.

LMAO and thank you, love! So far so good. It's holding the bones in place.   

[Virgil Showlion]

Isn't that adorable. How you can all still remember TV skits from the 1970's, and at your age!

Since that was more than a decade before I was born, I regret to tell you that Lawrence Welk wasn't still a hip daddy-o by the time I got around to watching TV. Still, I'm sure you had a toe tappin' good time singing along in a haze of smoke back in the day.

As for "Virgil's unwholesome preoccupation with the fantasy of rogue bands of homicidal snow leopards ... blah blah ... anti-snow-leopard propaganda ... blah ... persistence of his delusions ... blah blah ...", this is precisely the kind of thing the pro-science zealots were protesting against last week. People casually dismissing sound science as fantasy because they don't approve of its conclusions.

And what of the fact that I've provided video evidence in this very thread? (Evidence so compelling that it's scaring TMR and POM has compared it to a mauling she suffered?) Well that's just "doctored video".

You keep right on believing in your "anti-snow-leopard propaganda" conspiracy theory, but don't come crying to me when one of your loved ones is slaughtered by the uncia.