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Post by NastyWoman on Mar 11, 2011 0:47:10 GMT -5
during these discussions someone wondered whose butt cheeks would look nice when pressed against a window while mooning...
Since it is winter that got me thinking: what would happen if i was freezing really hard and the humidity would be high at the same time. Would mooning against glass than have the same result as a tongue against a metal flagpole? And if it does how would you free yourself without doing major damage? Would you call someone for help -> provided you could reach your cellphone?
Inquiring minds want to know, so what do you think?
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Mar 11, 2011 0:55:36 GMT -5
I'm not sure. Maybe we should get somebody who lives where it's really cold to try it and let us know. Tina, Omni, TD?  |
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Mar 11, 2011 0:58:29 GMT -5
Somehow I'm guessing this thread won't make the cut when the EE mods get here, Joss.
FWIW: if you do come across somebody trying to free their fanny from a window, pull out the cellphone camera, add a soft rock soundtrack, and post the resulting video on YouTube as "Justin Bieber's Fanny Squeaks the Hits".
You'll make your first million.
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Post by DebMD (banned) on Mar 11, 2011 6:13:39 GMT -5
during these discussions someone wondered whose butt cheeks would look nice when pressed against a window while mooning... Since it is winter that got me thinking: what would happen if i was freezing really hard and the humidity would be high at the same time. Would mooning against glass than have the same result as a tongue against a metal flagpole? And if it does how would you free yourself without doing major damage? Would you call someone for help -> provided you could reach your cellphone? Inquiring minds want to know, so what do you think? Interesting question.....I think about this stuff all the time. I think it has to do with physics. The objects of contact glass versus metal: Metal can get colder than glass. Body part affected: Smaller body parts are affected by cold quicker. Which is why one gets frost bite of finger and toes rather than Butt. Amount of moisture of body part: dry and cold is better than wet and cold. Not likely to happen but If mooning did stick to window- warm cloth against OUTSIDE of window....remember keep the person dry while outside. What is the largest muscle of the body? ? ? ? . . Gluteus Maximus. .  |
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Post by WolfNoMate on Mar 11, 2011 6:19:50 GMT -5
during these discussions someone I wondered whose butt cheeks chest would look nice when pressed against a window while mooning chesting... Since it is winter that got me thinking: what would happen if i was freezing really hard and the humidity would be high at the same time. Would mooning chesting against glass than have the same result as a tongue against a metal flagpole? And if it does how would you free yourself without doing major damage? Would you call someone for help -> provided you could reach your cellphone? Inquiring minds want to know, so what do you think? There....fixed.  |
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Post by Miss Tequila on Mar 11, 2011 6:23:28 GMT -5
I'm not sure. Maybe we should get somebody who lives where it's really cold to try it and let us know. Tina, Omni, TD? LMAO! I can honestly say my ass has never frozen to a window before... |
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Post by ZaireinHD on Mar 11, 2011 8:36:29 GMT -5
during these discussions someone I wondered whose butt cheeks chest would look nice when pressed against a window while mooning chesting... Since it is winter that got me thinking: what would happen if i was freezing really hard and the humidity would be high at the same time. Would mooning chesting against glass than have the same result as a tongue against a metal flagpole? And if it does how would you free yourself without doing major damage? Would you call someone for help -> provided you could reach your cellphone? Inquiring minds want to know, so what do you think? There....fixed. still wouldn't stick?  |
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Post by pig on Mar 11, 2011 8:38:47 GMT -5
If your butt was wet and you stuck it on a cold metal outdoors it is certainly possible. Don't ask me how I know this.  |
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Post by TD2K on Mar 11, 2011 10:20:35 GMT -5
Only if PoM is going to be there with warm water to free my cheeks.
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