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Post by Virgil Showlion on Jun 23, 2015 12:33:21 GMT -5
Moonbeam's our director Since twenty aught and nine She wanted to go crazy but she didn't have the Thyme4change is pinkish A panther on a romp But when she gets her fur wet She reeks like fetid Swamp's a family lawyer She got that awful urge She claims she isn't crazy but she might be on the Virgil hates snow leopards Those rotten spotted beasts And if you chance to meet one We hope you rest in Peace of Mind owns kitties They make her life a hell So if she sounds coherent That means she's doing Weltschmerz has opinions She thinks that deists blow When asked if she had others She said she didn't NoName's kind of scrawny She often gets harassed She joined a beauty contest The judges ranked her Lassie's very Scottish She likes the Scottish look She wailed when Kilt Man vanished So loud the building Sugilite's a mystic She helped her karma thrive And energized her chakra By learning how to chiver chided Virgil: Your ranting makes me glum I wouldn't say you're stupid but Your views are kind of Deminmaine loves golfing His golf balls love the pond Angel's kind of flighty but she swears she isn't Blondie is a Granny Beerwench was a queen Artemis is sprouting which is why her av is contributed by POMGreen Eyed lady's bonny Ziban'ski is a hoot MJ's moving on with life Let's hope she'll find a Doodlebug went missing She left us late in March She ran off with the foot doctor Who fixed her fallen contributed by The CaptainArchie's kinda clueless He doesn't get the beat But we all still love him Even though he isn't sweetdreams is a cookie An X-mas one at that She's a cocky cookie with her kookiness down contributed by The CaptainPatstab's always steady She always gets 'er done When she's out in the motorhome She's always getting Sum Dum Guy was certain: Dark Honor's who I am We told him she's a pony But he didn't give a contributed by The CaptainDanny's multilingual She often comes to tell The peeps who hang in YMAM That they can go to Hello Warsaw bought it He earned himself a ban He tried to gain reentry but Ol' Moonbeam told him contributed by The Captain + VirgilNancy's kinda evil She's thorny like a briar So don't be quick to cross her or She'll burn you with her Firebird bore a baby The lad had bouncy skin As bouncy as a brand new bird boy baby's ever More verses needed to complete the directory.  |
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Post by Jaguar on Jun 23, 2015 12:40:37 GMT -5
Oh my must be a slow day looking after your snow leopards.
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Jun 23, 2015 13:04:51 GMT -5
That's very creative ! Are you asking that I/we get our poetic juices flowing to add more to this Directory?
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Jun 23, 2015 13:17:18 GMT -5
Blondie is a Granny
Beerwench was a queen
Artemis is sprouting
which is why her av is...
Green Eyed lady is Bonny
Zib is a hoot
MJ is moving on with her life
that is why she'll find a good...
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Post by ArchietheDragon on Jun 23, 2015 13:18:41 GMT -5
Is there a lively tune to go along with it, or is it more of a dirge?
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The Captain
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Post by The Captain on Jun 23, 2015 13:21:14 GMT -5
Nancy's kinda evil
always quick to quip
Don't be to quick to cross her
or she'll get you with her...
Patstab's always steady
knows how to get 'er done
when she out in the motorhome
she's always having ...
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Post by The Captain on Jun 23, 2015 13:23:09 GMT -5
Archie's kinda clueless
Doesn't get the beat
But still we all do love him
Even though he isn't ...
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Jun 23, 2015 13:24:04 GMT -5
Archie is a dragon
or that is what he claims ...
Then there's NoNamePerson
who doesn't have a name
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The Captain
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Post by The Captain on Jun 23, 2015 13:40:29 GMT -5
Dannylion's multilingual Who often comes to tell Peeps around here so many ways that they can go to... (no, not really but I couln't find a way to make it work with 'bless your heart') |
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Virgil Showlion
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Jun 23, 2015 14:17:11 GMT -5
That's very creative ! Are you asking that I/we get our poetic juices flowing to add more to this Directory? Yes, exactly. I'll put them all together this evening when I have time.  |
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Virgil Showlion
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Jun 23, 2015 14:25:54 GMT -5
Is there a lively tune to go along with it, or is it more of a dirge? It's an old showtime tune. I don't know what it's called, but an example of it is The principle is that the (missing) last syllable of the last line of each stanza is the first syllable of the next stanza. Watch the video and it will make sense. |
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Post by toomuchreality on Jun 23, 2015 22:26:40 GMT -5
Very good! Let's hear some more. ♪ ♫
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Jun 23, 2015 22:35:07 GMT -5
TMR lives in a dream. Reality's a mystery - or so it seems. Silly avatars to act like she's crazy Frankly, I think she's just plain lazy. Full of humor to give us some laughs ... Maybe the truth is, she really has gas.  . |
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Post by MarleyKeezy78 on Jun 24, 2015 11:16:05 GMT -5
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Virgil Showlion
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Jun 24, 2015 12:27:34 GMT -5
I've done my best to incorporate contributions. Remember, the missing last syllable of the last line in each stanza should be the start of a poster's name. That way, all the verses fit together seamlessly.  |
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The Captain
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Post by The Captain on Jun 24, 2015 12:43:12 GMT -5
I've done my best to incorporate contributions. Remember, the missing last syllable of the last line in each stanza should be the start of a poster's name. That way, all the verses fit together seamlessly. Ahh, I missed that nuance. Thanks for the improvements! |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2015 12:44:38 GMT -5
Opti's a BMW aficionado
That believes full time employment
Will bring her more enjoyment
Wishing her the best and some ... Peace of Mind
ETA
Ratchets move brought on some grief
His enthusiasm took a vacation
however it was brief
He needs more cheer and ... Cookies Galore
Another ETA
Shenandoah is the parent ideal
Her patience is simply unreal
Job hunt became legend
Who knew she was a ... laterbloomer
Added
Laterbloomer works with a pot
That she stirs and stirs an awful lot
Her slights are sincere
But softened with ... beer wench
And an alternate for dannylion
dannylion adores her purple
Putting a hat on a goat
Wands are better I vote
Now starts the joyful . . . leaping lizard
And a little more
Leaping lizard a student sometimes
Playing a goat to help unwind
Got into a facebook bind
Ran away from home to . . . minnesota paint
minnesota paint rules the roost
her chicks abide or they get fried
Fed after midnight the chicks get a boost
And suddenly become ... Rukh
Rukh has energy to spare
She takes additional work without care
Somehow she'll pay for PhD and DD
Before she's a . . . cronewitch
Cronewitch her stories about way back then
now turn to tales of a hen
Retired and relaxed she takes ISO men
and becomes an ... unrepentant spendthrift
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dannylion
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Post by dannylion on Jun 24, 2015 13:18:02 GMT -5
Oh, what fun!
But I have no poetical talents!!! Not a single one!
Alas, I cannot contribute, only appreciate the contributions of others. |
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Post by toomuchreality on Jun 25, 2015 17:12:16 GMT -5
TMR lives in a dream. Reality's a mystery - or so it seems. Silly avatars to act like she's crazy Frankly, I think she's just plain lazy. Full of humor to give us some laughs ... Maybe the truth is, she really has gas. .  I was thinking more along the lines of TMR is darling We think she's really fine. So if you aren't nice to her, We'll have to break your... (I gotta run and take a look at some user names... BRB (maybe!)) |
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