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Post by weltschmerz on Jun 6, 2015 13:18:25 GMT -5
Anti-Gay Conspiracy Of The Week This week in anti-gay conspiracies, gay men are exporting sodomy “to the entire universe” and the prospect of gay marriage will destroy America and cause millions to flee and/or demand secession. Mike Heath, former head of the Maine Family Policy Council and current blogger on BarbWire, warned that the “[gay] virus is spreading rapidly. It won’t be enough to pervert the whole world with this evil anti-family worldview. Since the developed governments of the world aspire to colonizing planets we have to prepare for the export of sodomy to other worlds—to the entire universe!” Referencing the Apostle Paul, Heath pointed out that “you can tell when a nation has become a walking corpse when it has endorsed perverted sex.” Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore, in an interview with CNS News, had a similarly dire warning, claiming that a Supreme Court ruling in favor of marriage equality would “literally cause the destruction of our country.” The court is “toying with something that’s like dynamite and will destroy our country,” he said. If, however, by some stroke of luck America does not blow up following a ruling in favor of marriage equality, WorldNetDaily founder and editor Joseph Farah promises that it would be met by secession and mass emigration. Farah wrote that “we need a Promised Land. We need and Exodus strategy.” He asked if there are “any governors or legislatures out there among the 50 states willing to secede to offer a refuge for the God-fearing?” If governors cannot promise Farah this, he promised us there would be a “pilgrimage by millions of Americans” fleeing marriage equality. - See more at: www.rightwingwatch.org/content/paranoia-rama-gays-space-equal-marriage-refugees-and-terrorists-state-department#sthash.tJ5BOqKD.dpuf
Lol! I have a question. Where will these "morally upright" Conservatives flee TO? Most developed countries have a far more welcoming and tolerant attitude towards gays and SSM than the USA. I suppose they can run to Russia or the Middle East. That should be right up their alley. They can happily participate in the bloody beatings of gays at the Russian Pride parades or cheer at the hangings of gays in the ME. |
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Jun 6, 2015 13:26:03 GMT -5
He sounds like another zealot nut-job. Here's hoping the masses can see through the crazy.
It's scary that there's probably a lot more like him walking among us.
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Post by mroped on Jun 6, 2015 13:29:48 GMT -5
Or maybe they should just do another one of those "apocalypse" things and jump off a cliff at their own will!
Sad thing is that this so called "God fearing" people are nothing but a bunch of hypocrites!
Lying, cheating and stealing are their favorite pass time activities yet somehow they are the "righteous".
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Post by weltschmerz on Jun 6, 2015 13:32:04 GMT -5
He sounds like another zealot nut-job. Here's hoping the masses can see through the crazy.
It's scary that there's probably a lot more like him walking among us. He? There's three of them advocating the same thing in the article, and I'm sure they have a veritable cabal agreeing with them. I'm really wondering as to where they think they're going to go. Ooh, maybe Gingrich's Moon Colony, safe from the gay scourge. Idiots.
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Post by Tennesseer on Jun 6, 2015 16:31:21 GMT -5
Mike Heath, former head of the Maine Family Policy Council Time must have shockingly just discovered The Onion's '98 Homosexual-Recruitment Drive Nearing Goal' expose. So it is time to resurrect the article. '98 Homosexual-Recruitment Drive Nearing GoalJuly 29, 1998 SAN FRANCISCO—Spokespersons for the National Gay & Lesbian Recruitment Task Force announced Monday that more than 288,000 straights have been converted to homosexuality since Jan. 1, 1998, putting the group well on pace to reach its goal of 350,000 conversions by the end of the year. "Thanks to the tireless efforts of our missionaries nationwide, in the first seven months of 1998, nearly 300,000 heterosexuals were ensnared in the Pink Triangle," said NGLRTF co-director Patricia Emmonds. "Clearly, the activist homosexual lobby is winning." Emmonds credited much of the recruiting success to the gay lobby's infiltration of America's public schools, where programs promoting the homosexual lifestyle are regularly presented to children as young as 5. Lansing, MI, fifth-grade teacher Margaret Gerhardt. Gerhardt's is one of countless elementary-school classes across the U.S. in which the homosexual agenda and lifestyle are actively promoted. "It's crucial that we reach these kids while they're still young," Emmonds said. "That's when they're most vulnerable to our message of sexual promiscuity and deviance." "When I grow up, I want to be gay," said Christopher Linn, 8, a second-grader at Philadelphia's Lakeside Elementary School, one of thousands of public schools nationwide that actively promote the homosexual agenda. "I don't want to have a family or go to church." "Straight people don't have any fun," said Teddy Nance, 11, after watching Breeders Are Boring!, an anti-heterosexual filmstrip, in his fifth-grade class at Crestwood Elementary School in Roanoke, VA. "Gay people get to do whatever they want." Rest of article here: '98 Homosexual-Recruitment Drive Nearing Goal |
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Post by weltschmerz on Jun 6, 2015 16:45:59 GMT -5
Lol! The Onion?
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Post by Tennesseer on Jun 6, 2015 16:51:15 GMT -5
The Onion. Do you remember the old MSN board member Democrats_are_TRAITORS? He came across that article via a mass-forwarded political email and believed the story. He then posted it on the old MSN board as fact. He was laughed off the boards. Hardly ever saw him again after that fiasco. |
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Post by weltschmerz on Jun 6, 2015 16:58:51 GMT -5
Oh Lord, yes. He was pretty funny. I peruse some other boards, conservative, and they're all just like him...believing every conspiracy theory that comes down the pike. If it's in an email, it's gospel, even if it's not the least bit tethered to reality. Kind of like Obama's 3rd term. |
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Post by mmhmm on Jun 6, 2015 17:55:58 GMT -5
Hmmm. How the richardens does that idiot propose we're going to get to the ENTIRE UNIVERSE! That's a damned big order!  ROFL! Oh, for cryin' out tears! richardens? Really?  |
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Post by Tennesseer on Jun 6, 2015 18:05:37 GMT -5
Hmmm. How the Richardens does that idiot propose we're going to get to the ENTIRE UNIVERSE! That's a damned big order! Send gay germs to each of the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 planets in the observable universe. It only takes but one germ to convert a planet's inhabitants. |
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Post by djAdvocate on Jun 6, 2015 18:07:19 GMT -5
The Onion. Do you remember the old MSN board member Democrats_are_TRAITORS? He came across that article via a mass-forwarded political email and believed the story. He then posted it on the old MSN board as fact. He was laughed off the boards. Hardly ever saw him again after that fiasco. i am not happy to admit it, but i have been caught more than once in their traps. although, to be clear, never enough to start a thread with it. |
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Post by mmhmm on Jun 6, 2015 18:09:11 GMT -5
The Onion. Do you remember the old MSN board member Democrats_are_TRAITORS? He came across that article via a mass-forwarded political email and believed the story. He then posted it on the old MSN board as fact. He was laughed off the boards. Hardly ever saw him again after that fiasco. i am not happy to admit it, but i have been caught more than once in their traps. although, to be clear, never enough to start a thread with it. Not only did he start a thread with an Onion article presented as fact, he argued with the other posters that it was true! Pretty sure he was also Speeders are Murderers, but I'm not sure which alias came first. |
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Post by Tennesseer on Jun 6, 2015 18:15:11 GMT -5
Hmmm. How the richardens does that idiot propose we're going to get to the ENTIRE UNIVERSE! That's a damned big order! ROFL! Oh, for cryin' out tears! richardens? Really? I was going to ask you about that and whether it was intentional or the system changed it. Poor Charles Dickens on these boards. |
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Post by mmhmm on Jun 6, 2015 18:16:39 GMT -5
Hmmm. How the richardens does that idiot propose we're going to get to the ENTIRE UNIVERSE! That's a damned big order! ROFL! Oh, for cryin' out tears! richardens? Really? I was going to ask you about that and whether it was intentional or the system changed it. LOL! It's the censor reacting to the word d.i.c.k. I almost fell off my chair when I saw that! Cracked me up! |
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Post by Tennesseer on Jun 6, 2015 18:21:00 GMT -5
The Onion. Do you remember the old MSN board member Democrats_are_TRAITORS? He came across that article via a mass-forwarded political email and believed the story. He then posted it on the old MSN board as fact. He was laughed off the boards. Hardly ever saw him again after that fiasco. i am not happy to admit it, but i have been caught more than once in their traps. although, to be clear, never enough to start a thread with it. I too have fallen at leadt once. It helps to know the satire sites. In the case above, the only one who did not know about The Onion was the guy who started the thread. Plus he trusted his mass email source. Big mistake. If the story is too good to be true, or too outrageous, best to double check. |
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Post by djAdvocate on Jun 6, 2015 18:27:02 GMT -5
i am not happy to admit it, but i have been caught more than once in their traps. although, to be clear, never enough to start a thread with it. Not only did he start a thread with an Onion article presented as fact, he argued with the other posters that it was true! Pretty sure he was also Speeders are Murderers, but I'm not sure which alias came first. oh man. i have done some embarrassing stuff, but that is pretty amazingly embarrassing. |
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Post by zibazinski on Jun 6, 2015 18:29:01 GMT -5
That's how Richard slapped came into being.  |
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Hmmm. How the richardens does that idiot propose we're going to get to the ENTIRE UNIVERSE! That's a damned big order! ROFL! Oh, for cryin' out tears! richardens? Really? LOL... that's a hell of an autocorrect! |
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I was going to ask you about that and whether it was intentional or the system changed it. LOL! It's the censor reacting to the word d.i.c.k. I almost fell off my chair when I saw that! Cracked me up! i had a post corrected to read "not to be a Richard or anything, but..", recently. i left it that way.  |
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LOL! It's the censor reacting to the word d.i.c.k. I almost fell off my chair when I saw that! Cracked me up! i had a post corrected to read "not to be a Richard or anything, but..", recently. i left it that way. I'm actually o.k. with that! You are trying to be less awesome than me! |
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Post by weltschmerz on Jun 6, 2015 18:49:34 GMT -5
Maybe the gay-hating Conservatives can move to the sun.
Although no sovereign nation can claim ownership over any celestial bodies, one woman is taking eBay to court, saying she has the right to sell real estate on the Sun. As in, that big fiery ball up in the sky where no one could possibly live.
A woman from the Galicia region of Spain has claimed ownership of the Sun since 2010, and has been selling it off for about a buck a square meter, reports the Daily Mail. Eventually eBay blocked her account, because you know, she doesn’t actually own the Sun and therefore, should not be selling nothing to people.
But she’s now won the right to take the company to court, suing for about $11,000. She claims eBay took commissions on her sales but didn’t let her collect her earnings from a reported 600 orders of Sun. consumerist.com/2015/06/05/woman-suing-ebay-claims-she-owns-the-sun-has-the-right-to-sell-real-estate-there/
After all, heat is lethal to sperm, so you know the straight couples won't be having any gay babies. Or any babies, for that matter.
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Post by Tennesseer on Jun 6, 2015 19:41:23 GMT -5
i am not happy to admit it, but i have been caught more than once in their traps. although, to be clear, never enough to start a thread with it. Not only did he start a thread with an Onion article presented as fact, he argued with the other posters that it was true! Pretty sure he was also Speeders are Murderers, but I'm not sure which alias came first. Speeders are Murderers. What a character. I wrote up a fake news article for Speeders about octogenarians speeding with their Hoverounds in and around a small Arkansas town. I will have to see if I ever saved it. Speeders believed the story. |
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Post by djAdvocate on Jun 6, 2015 19:47:02 GMT -5
i had a post corrected to read "not to be a Richard or anything, but..", recently. i left it that way. I'm actually o.k. with that! You are trying to be less awesome than me! i thought it was funny, actually. but if you don't, i will use d.i.c.k. from now on. just let me know, k? or, grow a......sense of humor. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2015 19:51:03 GMT -5
I'm actually o.k. with that! You are trying to be less awesome than me! i thought it was funny, actually. but if you don't, i will use d.i.c.k. from now on. just let me know, k? or, grow a......sense of humor. I have a sense of humor... I was using it just then! (I was agreeing with you that it was funny and making a joke... apparently you didn't get it) |
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Hmmm. How the richardens does that idiot propose we're going to get to the ENTIRE UNIVERSE! That's a damned big order! ROFL! Oh, for cryin' out tears! richardens? Really? And just WHOSE fault is that? |
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i thought it was funny, actually. but if you don't, i will use d.i.c.k. from now on. just let me know, k? or, grow a......sense of humor. I have a sense of humor... I was using it just then! (I was agreeing with you that it was funny and making a joke... apparently you didn't get it) i am completely fried, this week, Richard. forgive me. i am incapable of meting out sarcasm from hostility right now. by the way, i think we are getting along ok right now, don't you? |
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Post by mmhmm on Jun 6, 2015 19:58:51 GMT -5
Hmmm. How the richardens does that idiot propose we're going to get to the ENTIRE UNIVERSE! That's a damned big order! ROFL! Oh, for cryin' out tears! richardens? Really? And just WHOSE fault is that? I ain't pointin' no fingers! I'm just laughin' me arse off! |
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And just WHOSE fault is that? I'm just laughin' me arse off! Good thing, because you remember the old saying: When you point a finger at someone, there are three....
Do I need to finish that for you?
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I have a sense of humor... I was using it just then! (I was agreeing with you that it was funny and making a joke... apparently you didn't get it) i am completely fried, this week, Richard. forgive me. i am incapable of meting out sarcasm from hostility right now. by the way, i think we are getting along ok right now, don't you? Yup! I think we're "good" (as the vernacular goes). |
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I ain't pointin' no fingers! I'm just laughin' me arse off! Good thing, because you remember the old saying: When you point a finger at someone, there are three....
Do I need to finish that for you?
Doesn't that depend on how one points the finger they are pointing? I have an aunt that points in an "interesting" manner... Make a mouth with your thumb and four fingers (like you would use if you were pantomiming "blah, blah, blah, blah. ... ... ...")... now, point the pointer finger straight out. That's what she does. NO fingers pointing back at that old broad! (for the record, she calls herself an "old broad", and doesn't mind others doing so when saying something humorous about her) |
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