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Post by chiver78 on Mar 17, 2015 12:55:19 GMT -5
linkSomeone On a British Airways Plane Took a Shit So Bad That It Had to Turn Around and Come Back Again This article originally appeared on VICE UK. A British Airways flight was forced to turn around and land over the weekend because somebody did a shit so bad the plane was essentially rendered useless. Imagine living your life in the knowledge that you once turded so appallingly that a 747-400 had to turn around and land. Your liquid shit bought a £360-million ($533-million) airplane juddering out of the sky. Imagine looking your loved ones in the face after that. Imagine hugging your mom. You couldn't. Your asshole is essentially a terrorist. Anyway, the BA flight from Heathrow to Dubai on Saturday had to turn around and flop back down again at Heathrow just 30 minutes into the seven-hour flight because somebody did a toilet crime. click the link for full story.
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Post by The Captain on Mar 17, 2015 12:57:11 GMT -5
chiver78 - did you really have to go there?
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Post by chiver78 on Mar 17, 2015 12:57:39 GMT -5
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Post by ArchietheDragon on Mar 17, 2015 13:06:58 GMT -5
You smelt it, you dealt it.
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Post by cael on Mar 17, 2015 13:14:53 GMT -5
Haaaaha holy crap. They seriously turned the plane around?! I don't know if my DH has even done anything that vile before, and he's not pleasant to say the least. I've been inside a sewage processing plant that would turn most people's stomachs (and I've never vommed), but I guess if I were trapped in that for hours with no fresh air... maybe that would be a problem. Poop jokes are always funny.
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Mar 17, 2015 13:36:01 GMT -5
It's always shitty when your flight gets turned back to the terminal.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Mar 17, 2015 13:46:03 GMT -5
Yup, it totally stinks when one person messes up.
Whoever you were...no more bean burritos for you pre-flight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by ken a.k.a OMK on Mar 17, 2015 14:30:47 GMT -5
Why didn't they just open a window?
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Post by joemilitary on Mar 17, 2015 14:50:42 GMT -5
I thought that stuff gets dumped out of the plane when you flush it?
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Post by ken a.k.a OMK on Mar 17, 2015 15:01:13 GMT -5
The toilets empty into a holding tank.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Mar 17, 2015 15:03:32 GMT -5
Why didn't they just open a window? And the offending passenger out for taking that ?
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Post by wyouser on Mar 17, 2015 15:03:59 GMT -5
lucky the perpetrator didn't get chucked out at 35000 ft.
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Mar 17, 2015 15:04:31 GMT -5
Yup, just like the toilets in RV's.
Then emptying the holding tank is done when the plane's on the ground and prepping for the next flight.
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Post by lexxy703 on Mar 17, 2015 15:12:03 GMT -5
I try to avoid peeing on a flight let alone pooing.
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Post by joemilitary on Mar 17, 2015 15:48:23 GMT -5
they should have used febreeze......
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Post by andi9899 on Mar 17, 2015 16:06:04 GMT -5
I won't do it again. I promise.
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Post by busymom on Mar 17, 2015 16:09:36 GMT -5
I thought it was the Brits that advertised "Poo-Pourri"?
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Post by Artemis Windsong on Mar 17, 2015 16:18:24 GMT -5
Some people take such a huge that no toilet is large enough.
That said, a former friend used to work in the middle east. He said that there were toilets out in the middle of nowhere and the would be excrement on the ceiling and walls. They were wretched things.
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Post by Robert not Bobby on Mar 17, 2015 16:22:42 GMT -5
And I like that soft chocolate ice cream...maybe not for too much longer.
Who ever did it must have had an explosive delivery and a rotting stomach and bowels...and bad food hours ago.
Still, it seems a little extreme.
But there is nothing worse than being in an elevator, on the fifth floor and someone lets out a "silent but deadly" gas...and you have to get to the 20th...and you are trying to be polite...and you start to choke and slightly vomit in your mouth...and, you have finally reached your floor.
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Post by Tennesseer on Mar 17, 2015 16:32:03 GMT -5
If trailor parks and marinas have honey wagons, and airplanes can refuel in the air, how come there are no airborne honey wagons?
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Post by zibazinski on Mar 17, 2015 17:15:14 GMT -5
My mom had a bird that could do that.
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Post by sesfw on Mar 17, 2015 18:42:15 GMT -5
This poses a potential major problem for me this coming summer.
We are flying to Munich and I have an ostomy. I get diarrhea very easily. Looks like I won't be able to eat the day before or the day of flight either direction.
Dang ......
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2015 19:40:15 GMT -5
My Mother used to run a business. It had a "Restrooms for Employee Use Only" policy. One day a female customer HAD to use the bathroom BADLY... so... My Mother relaxed the rule for her. About an hour after the woman left, I had to use the restroom. I walked in and walked right back out. It looked like someone had set off a "poo bomb" there was poo on the walls, there was poo on the ceiling, there was poo EVERYWHERE. Gracious lady that she was/is... my Mother took care of the clean up because she was the one that broke the "Employee Use Only" rule.
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Post by andi9899 on Mar 17, 2015 19:46:33 GMT -5
I worked at a clothing store on the weekend for a while. One day we did a fitting room check for discarded clothes as people tend to just leave them instead of handing them to the attendant. There was poo smeared all over the walls and on the bench. It was all over some pretty expensive clothes too. I informed the manager and told him I would not be cleaning it up either. He said no way were we going near it and called a cleaning company. It was so wrong.
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Mar 17, 2015 23:34:04 GMT -5
So there is such thing as demonic shit.
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Post by ArchietheDragon on Mar 18, 2015 21:25:44 GMT -5
They don't even have Chipotle in the UK ! But they do have spotted dick.
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Mar 18, 2015 22:53:09 GMT -5
It's always shitty when your flight gets turned back to the terminal. Don't you mean: It's always back to the terminal when your flight gets turned shitty?
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Post by ՏՇԾԵԵʅՏɧ_LԹՏՏʅҼ on Mar 18, 2015 23:03:03 GMT -5
Potato, Potahto..
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Post by Virgil Showlion on Mar 18, 2015 23:20:20 GMT -5
I suppose we could also say, "It's always terminal when your shitty back gets to the flight turned." It's quite a versatile sentence.
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