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Post by tractor on Mar 22, 2013 19:17:37 GMT -5
Fat jokes and PMS don't go we'll together. At least my dog house is heated..
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2013 19:25:18 GMT -5
I may join you - DH isn't too happy with me either....
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Post by tractor on Mar 22, 2013 19:26:08 GMT -5
I may join you - DH isn't too happy with me either.... [br Sweet, maybe this will work out after all .
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Post by tractor on Mar 22, 2013 19:28:48 GMT -5
These new health supplements are supposed to make her less moody, I think they're having the opposite effect. Good thing I fly out in the morning for a four day business trip. I hope my kids survive when I'm gone.
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Post by tractor on Mar 22, 2013 19:33:14 GMT -5
apologize and bring chocolate. That's what got me in trouble, I told her it didn't look like she needed anymore when she asked to have some of my private stash.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2013 19:37:32 GMT -5
apologize and bring chocolate. That's what got me in trouble, I told her it didn't look like she needed anymore when she asked to have some of my private stash. Yeah, you don't do that.... Ever....
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2013 19:38:54 GMT -5
I may join you - DH isn't too happy with me either.... [br Sweet, maybe this will work out after all . I'll bring the blankets.
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Post by kittensaver on Mar 22, 2013 19:39:28 GMT -5
That's what got me in trouble, I told her it didn't look like she needed anymore when she asked to have some of my private stash. Yeah, you don't do that.... Ever.... EVAH!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by NoNamePerson on Mar 22, 2013 19:42:08 GMT -5
apologize and bring chocolate. That's what got me in trouble, I told her it didn't look like she needed anymore when she asked to have some of my private stash. And you are still walking and talking I'm surprised you are still alive
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Post by tractor on Mar 22, 2013 19:47:54 GMT -5
Ok, I guess I'm going to the store...hopefully she'll give me my balls back if I trade them for a bag of dove bars.
Tractor runs off before the misses comes back in the room...,
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Post by swamp on Mar 22, 2013 19:50:40 GMT -5
apologize and bring chocolate. That's what got me in trouble, I told her it didn't look like she needed anymore when she asked to have some of my private stash. Yeah, you were a dick.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2013 19:52:34 GMT -5
Get a Cadbury bar! Or those Lindt truffles.
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Post by busymom on Mar 22, 2013 19:56:19 GMT -5
Remember, the correct response with PMS is: "Yes, Dear!"
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Mar 22, 2013 19:59:17 GMT -5
You can come stay with us but you first have to tell us the stupid things you said! ETA: Bwahahahaha I just read what you said!
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Post by saveinla on Mar 22, 2013 20:01:07 GMT -5
Get her a box of Merci chocolates and all will be fine for a little while.
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Post by Nazgul Girl on Mar 23, 2013 17:22:39 GMT -5
It may not be her PMS which is making her moody and irritable. It may be her PIA.
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Post by zibazinski on Mar 23, 2013 17:24:48 GMT -5
Is she really fat or were you being mean?
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Post by Jake 48 on Mar 23, 2013 17:43:59 GMT -5
This will probably get me castrated but I feel like living dangerously;
Its called "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Mar 23, 2013 18:32:58 GMT -5
This will probably get me castrated but I feel like living dangerously; Its called "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken OMG, Jake! I laughed so hard I snorted into my Scotch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, Tractor - depending on her age, maybe it's time for her to talk to her OB-GYN about something more than supplements. After a hysterectomy, I started on hormones. I had to; it was either hormones or homicide, and who wants to deal with that messy paperwork?
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Post by Peace Of Mind on Mar 23, 2013 18:34:15 GMT -5
This will probably get me castrated but I feel like living dangerously; Its called "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken OMG I mean - bad Jake! Has anybody seen Tractor? I wonder where his wife hid his body?
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Mar 23, 2013 18:40:46 GMT -5
I wonder if Jake and Tractor can fit in the same coffin - I mean, on the same couch.
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Post by Miss Tequila on Mar 23, 2013 21:03:45 GMT -5
apologize and bring chocolate. That's what got me in trouble, I told her it didn't look like she needed anymore when she asked to have some of my private stash. Damn dude, are you always that stupid? It isn't like you are a newlywed....
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Post by 8 Bit WWBG on Mar 24, 2013 8:04:35 GMT -5
...:::"Is she really fat or were you being mean?":::...
It probably doesn't matter from an objective sense. If SHE thinks she is fat, then she is. We don't know what her threshold is. She may consider "fat" anything from size 6 to size 21W.
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Mar 24, 2013 10:10:22 GMT -5
Oh, my...neither Jake nor Tractor have returned. <<Starts checking couches and funeral homes in the area>>
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Post by tractor on Mar 24, 2013 10:15:51 GMT -5
I'm still alive, I made it through the weekend, now on my way to Memphis for a few days. Hopefully she won't throw my stuff out while I'm gone.
Actually it wasn't that bad, we've been together for 22 years, it's just fun to see how far I can push her buttons some times. We head to Puerto Rico for ten days when I get back from my business trip. If she's still mad, I can probably find someone else to go with me...
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Post by tractor on Mar 24, 2013 10:17:30 GMT -5
...:::"Is she really fat or were you being mean?":::... It probably doesn't matter from an objective sense. If SHE thinks she is fat, then she is. We don't know what her threshold is. She may consider "fat" anything from size 6 to size 21W. She's not fat, she just thinks she is, but I get in trouble when I play along and agree with her. Women, what are you going to do?
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Post by NancysSummerSip on Mar 24, 2013 10:58:05 GMT -5
<<Raises hand to go with Tractor to Puerto Rico>>
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Post by Green Eyed Lady on Mar 24, 2013 11:17:13 GMT -5
...:::"Is she really fat or were you being mean?":::... It probably doesn't matter from an objective sense. If SHE thinks she is fat, then she is. We don't know what her threshold is. She may consider "fat" anything from size 6 to size 21W. She's not fat, she just thinks she is, but I get in trouble when I play along and agree with her. Women, what are you going to do? Duck? Kevlar? Pray?
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Post by 8 Bit WWBG on Mar 24, 2013 13:04:29 GMT -5
...:::"She's not fat, she just thinks she is, but I get in trouble when I play along and agree with her.":::...
Looks like I called it. Hopefully she doesn't play that game too often. I do have sympathy for how much a bad self-image can hurt.
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Post by wvugurl26 on Mar 24, 2013 13:13:09 GMT -5
They are calling for 5 inches of snow here Monday. Apparently Mother Nature missed the memo that it was spring. I volunteer to go to Puerto Rico.
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